Would you drink your own pee for money?

masti123

So, I was having a conversation with a friend and somehow we got onto the topic of drinking your own piss for money. He said he'd do it for 50 euro. My price would be somewhere in the thousands, it makes me sick just thinking about it. However he believes people all over the world do it and that it's no biggie.

Would you drink a glass of your own piss for money? If so, how much?

Links234

You're telling me I could get payed for it!? I've been doing it for free for years! :eek:

galljga1

Eh, quite simply, no although, I do drink Heineken.

Tony Beetroot

Your no Bear Grylls op.

paulers06

I'd do a shot for a grand

PandaPoo

Definitely, wouldn't bother me at all.

jimgoose

Realistically, no-one is going to pay you much more than a grand to drink your own piss these days. The real glory days ended back around 2006.

Summer wind

Can I have it with ice and a slice?

JonEBGud

Most peoples urine is sterile and is quite suitable for consumption.

harry Bailey esq

Sean Moncrieff had a guy on earlier today who collects piss from portaloos at the Roskilde festival in Denmark and brews beer from it,which he then sells at a profit.

trashcan

Well, if I have to drink piss, I'm sure as hell not drinking anybody elses

paulers06

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Sean Moncrieff had a guy on earlier today who collects piss from portaloos at the Roskilde festival in Denmark and brews beer from it,which he then sells at a profit.

Pissner!

fleet_admiral

JonEBGud wrote: »

Most peoples urine is sterile and is quite suitable for consumption.

Even after 12 pints of dark ale and a vindaloo on the way home?

siblers

I sure as **** would, as long it stayed private though.

jimgoose

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Even after 12 pints of dark ale and a vindaloo on the way home?

Ah fuxache, you're talking about the Export stuff now there, like!

Vandango

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Sean Moncrieff had a guy on earlier today who collects piss from portaloos at the Roskilde festival in Denmark and brews beer from it,which he then sells at a profit.

That's really taking the piss.


* gets coat *

JonEBGud

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Even after 12 pints of dark ale and a vindaloo on the way home?

I think your'e taking the piss now.:)

Rabbo

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Sean Moncrieff had a guy on earlier today who collects piss from portaloos at the Roskilde festival in Denmark and brews beer from it,which he then sells at a profit.

Does he work for Carlsberg?

Links234

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Sean Moncrieff had a guy on earlier today who collects piss from portaloos at the Roskilde festival in Denmark and brews beer from it,which he then sells at a profit.

I had to look this up, and turns out they're collecting the urine and using it to fertilize barley which will then be used to make beer. So nowhere near as horrible as it first sounds. I'd drink that no bother, and I'd say most folks wouldn't mind either.

I've actually drank this before, that would probably turn more heads that the above piss

SteelyDanJalapeno

Rabbo wrote: »

Does he work for Carlsberg?

No I don't think so

johnny1235

siblers wrote: »

I sure as **** would, as long it stayed private though.

People all over the world drink urine, it's hardly something to be looked down upon

libelula

johnny1235 wrote: »

People all over the world drink urine, it's hardly something to be looked down upon

It's fcuking pointless and rank is what it is.

Richard Hillman

In fairness it's mostly water. I think it's something like 5% urine and the rest water.

KTR1C

Rabbo wrote: »

Does he work for Carlsberg?

Carlsberg dont make pissy beer but if they did it'd be the best pissy beer in the world !!

No bother at all. I'd drink it for a dare. I might pause if there was blood in it, but otherwise pfffffft.

poeticmakaveli

In his training for the Manny pacquiao fight, Juan Manuel Marquez used to do it, it showed him doing it on the HBO 24/7 build up programmes! It did him no harm, they had some of the very best fights with each other! 4 in total!

But personally,it would take a lot of money for me to do it!

Jesus Wept

poeticmakaveli wrote: »

In his training for the Manny pacquiao fight, Juan Manuel Marquez used to do it, it showed him doing it on the HBO 24/7 build up programmes! It did him no harm, they had some of the very best fights with each other! 4 in total!

But personally,it would take a lot of money for me to do it!

What a moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxHfaIA8IU

Boom_Bap

Is it necessary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUFQ2ECfPOw

Grandeeod

College days. Early 90s. In the pub spending my last fiver on a couple of pints. There was this well healed tosser from my year throwing money around. Dared me to drink my own piss (half pint glass) for 20 quid. That 20 quid went a long way back then. So I did it. Every last drop. Its not as bad as you think, but didn't feel like another pint after it.

Birneybau

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Sean Moncrieff had a guy on earlier today who collects piss from portaloos at the Roskilde festival in Denmark and brews beer from it,which he then sells at a profit.

Budweiser?

Know a fellow who ate one of those urinal cakes he fished out of the jacks in a pub for €15. Think I might draw the line at that, not so much the urine as the irritants in cleaning products.

Rakish Paddy

johnny1235 wrote: »

People all over the world drink urine, it's hardly something to be looked down upon

In fact, I believe in some cultures they *only* drink urine.

Agent Smith

No No, I wont drink Budweiser

LandoCalrissian

Right well OP mentioned €50 and at most I'd fill 2/3 of a pint glass

So it's non fizzy so could neck it in one easily enough

€50.....???

€50....,???


Yeah **** it as long as it's my own

Buona Fortuna

I sometimes get given pi$$y tea by certain relatives. I drank it once.

Does that count?

marklazarcovic

pee fiddy