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Smallness, would you man a date girler than you?

  • 16-07-2015 5:00pm
    #1
    Yellowblackbird
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 603 ✭✭✭


    Well?


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  • #2
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Would you girl a date smaller than a man's tall?


  • #3
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Girl small, Man long head.


  • #4
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    Yes, yes I would.


  • #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Him card read good!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #6
    Flippyfloppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,749 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    If they're paying I'm theirs

    Hole in one that's what I always say

    Is it me or is today a cold day?


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    That's some broken English right there ..


  • #8
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    HULK SMASH!!!


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Flippyfloppy wrote: »
    If they're paying I'm theirs

    Hole in one that's what I always say

    Is it me or is today a cold day?


    Almost bloody dark.

    I want a refund.


  • #10
    King George VI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Çhrist, that title was a wild trainwreck from start to finish. +1


  • #11
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Yellowblackbird wrote: »
    Well?

    This may come as a surprise but while men and women should be treated equally, they're not actually the same as each other. Height is just one example of this.


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  • #12
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    I once went out with a girl as tall as a wall.


  • #13
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Home go Yoda!


  • #14
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    I got up on a May and fiddled with a June once.


  • #15
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I'd mount a date girler than me alright.


  • #16
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Shaka, When the Walls Fell.


  • #17
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Shaka, When the Walls Fell.

    HIS ARMS WIDE


  • #18
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    I once went out with a girl as tall as a wall.

    A small wall or a tall wall? Bricks or blocks? Dry stone?


  • #19
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    A wall and a half? :D


  • #20
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Tombi! wrote: »
    HIS ARMS WIDE

    Mirab, with sails unfurled


  • #21
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Ah lads, if I wasn't already dyslexic enough like.


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  • #22
    jimdublin15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭jimdublin15


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    I'd mount a date girler than me alright.

    :D I was just thinking the same thing.


  • #23
    HowAreWe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭HowAreWe


    would ya wha


  • #24
    Vowel Movement
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 299 ✭✭Vowel Movement


    Me so horny, Me love you long time.


  • #25
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    In all seriousness op...the answer is 42.


  • #26
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,877 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Because of equality laws you don't have to give your gender now when applying for a job.

    Which is tricky for employers, trying to decide how much they will pay you.


  • #27
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Largeness be good for springy girl date


  • #28
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    Very upset nobody posted this


  • #29
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Do we not already have a 'Would You Date...' thread already for all this cr@p!?


  • #30
    Massimo Cassagrande
    Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Do we not already have a 'Would You Date...' thread already for all this cr@p!?

    This is different. He wants to know would you man a date girler than you. Personally, I probably wouldn't unless I absolutely didn't have to and even then I'd be wary and avoid it like something unavoidable, at best, even.


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  • #31
    charlietheminxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    Sokath, his eyes uncovered!


  • #32
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Go home, thread title, you're drunk.


  • #33
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    The drunker you are, the more that episode of Star Trek actually makes sense.


  • #34
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Tombi! wrote: »
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me? I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #35
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    somefeen wrote: »
    Largeness be good for springy girl date

    "The Springy Girl Dates" would be a fantastic name for a pop band. Just so y'all know! :)


  • #36
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Tombi! wrote: »
    The drunker you are, the more that any episode of Star Trek actually makes sense.
    Has been my experience anyway. Then again I'm no Trekkie/Trekker?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #37
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Has been my experience anyway. Then again I'm no Trekkie/Trekker?

    Star Trek is easy to understand!

    Take a soap opera, put it on a spaceship/spacestation and away you go.
    Oh and add in a lot of words that don't and more than likely won't ever make sense.


  • #38
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Colm Meaney likes this thread so much he rang Chief O' Brien for words of advice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-8Mh2iHEk


  • #39
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »
    This is different. He wants to know would you man a date girler than you. Personally, I probably wouldn't unless I absolutely didn't have to and even then I'd be wary and avoid it like something unavoidable, at best, even.

    incorrect, he wants to know if smallness would man a date girlier than you. I can't speak for smallness but of course he would.


  • #40
    Wang King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Wang King


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    This may come as a surprise but while men and women should be treated equally, they're not actually the same as each other. Height is just one example of this.

    Mickeys is another


  • #41
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,774 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Shaka, When the Walls Fell.
    Tombi! wrote: »
    HIS ARMS WIDE

    It's worth dragging this thread up just to point out how fcuking awsome these posts are! :D


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  • #42
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Bumping this thread because it's Friday. Do your drunken worst.


  • #43
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    All the short men at home fapping while single women walk the streets on slits.

    Humans. Why do we torture ourselves so.


  • #44
    Kalman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 233 ✭✭Kalman


    Yellowblackbird wrote: »
    Well?

    Smallness, would you man a date girler than you???

    Puzzled !! I'm not sure what you mean>>your question does not make sense.


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