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Would you date.........part 155.

  • 16-07-2015 3:04am
    #1
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭


    Would you date, someone smaller than you, taller than you? Ride sideways a fat person minus a thin person on stilts wearing a beard and a mustache. Men with 'micro' penises, crooked penises, large penises or eunuchs. AH what do you think about breasts that don't exist or people who weigh over one stone? People with the wrong shoes, listen to the wrong music and only shave with brushes made from a 15 year old virgin's public hair. Your hair is too long, too short, too dark, too blonde. I personally only date (i.e shag) men who are 7 ft, 35 stone and have performed on Eurotrash because I deem myself to be extra special super. Do share the endless stories of why you only date size 4 supermodel pretend people. I want to hear.


Comments

  • #2
    chrissb8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    Not my type. Sorry.


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Would you date a poor person?


  • #4
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Reading that I'm sorry I missed the preceeding 154 parts.


  • #5
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,077 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I really don't get why some guys have a problem dating taller girls: didn't bother me before and still doesn't.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #6
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I like tall girls. Tall girls just don't like me.

    Now that I think of it, most girls don't like me :(


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  • #7
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I like them black girls
    I like them white girls
    I like them Asian girls
    I like them mixed race girls
    I like them Spanish girls
    I like them Italian girls
    I like the French girls
    And I like Scandinavian girls

    I like them tall girls
    I like them short girls
    I like them brown hair girls
    I like them blonde hair girls
    I like them big girls
    I like them skinny girls
    I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls


  • #8
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I only date Otherkin Headmates of non-specific Heisenbergian orientation, which is quite handy because I don't even have to leave my wingback. :cool:


  • #9
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    gramar wrote: »
    Reading that I'm sorry I missed the preceeding 154 parts.

    They are all over the forum. That's the whole point.


  • #10
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Every holes a goal.


  • #11
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    eternal wrote: »
    I personally only date (i.e shag) men who are 7 ft, 35 stone and have performed on Eurotrash because I deem myself to be extra special super.
    I haven't been on Eurotrash but I slept in a bin in Paris and two out of three isn't bad.


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  • #12
    pmasterson95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭pmasterson95


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    I like them black girls
    I like them white girls
    I like them Asian girls
    I like them mixed race girls
    I like them Spanish girls
    I like them Italian girls
    I like the French girls
    And I like Scandinavian girls

    I like them tall girls
    I like them short girls
    I like them brown hair girls
    I like them blonde hair girls
    I like them big girls
    I like them skinny girls
    I like them carrying a little bitty weight girls

    This is surely offensive to someone nowadays.


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