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Dicks...

  • 12-07-2015 2:46am
    #1
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭


    ... the lot of ye.


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  • #2
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,733 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Yeah, I've got a dick, but why do you come to this conclusion, whats eating yer craw?

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #3
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I don't have one to hand at the moment but I'm sure it can be arranged.


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Anyone ever have spotted dick?


  • #5
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Anyone ever have spotted dick?

    Get it checked out, before it falls off.


  • #6
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I love dick


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  • #7
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    I'm the biggest Dick here unfortunately. The last time I took viagra my dick was like a Zeppelin floating across the room and into the cloudy sky and progressed into outer space. But personally, yes I'm a dick as well.


  • #8
    FourFourRED
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,374 ✭✭✭FourFourRED


    Are ye well?

    https://twitter.com/fourfourred



  • #9
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,498 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    I'm the biggest Dick here unfortunately. The last time I took viagra my dick was like a Zeppelin floating across the room and into the cloudy sky and progressed into outer space. But personally, yes I'm a dick as well.

    Such a dick thing to say.


  • #10
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    cson wrote: »
    Such a dick thing to say.

    I know, but we can't hide from the truth can we. Life is no good without truth.


  • #11
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Cheney 4 President 2016.


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  • #12
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You're a muppet. Yeah...


  • #13
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Cheney 4 President 2016.

    More death and dickstruction if he gets in.


  • #14
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,434 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.


    A great bunch of lads...


  • #15
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    OP, just let her go. I know it's hard.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE


  • #16
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.

    Be well my virtual friend.

    Everything ok ?


  • #17
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Hangover?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #18
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    ...on the lotion then?


  • #19
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Paracetamol are on the top shelf...help with the pain. It wont cure the shame though.


  • #20
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.

    No my name isn't Richard.


  • #21
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    You've had a lot of dick (had a lot of dick)

    I've had a lot of time (had a lot of time)

    You've had a lot of dick, Chasey

    But you ain't had mine...


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  • #22
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.

    Well done.


  • #23
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    Yeah, I've got a dick,

    and? Theres a guy with 2. Stop boasting about your mono-dick.


  • #24
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.

    3:30am "El Weirdo has returned to his Big Mother's house clutching a double decker meal from Supermacs. He's drunk, and bitter at having had to make his way home alone, as his only friend pulled a fat nurse in Coppers"

    3:38am "El Weirdo eats the burger and chips and decides on switch on the laptop and have a gander at pornhub. He quickly types in 'midget porn' and gleefully clicks on the top link."

    3:38am "El Weirdo ejaculates, and scuffs in into the carpet with the sole of his Adidas Samba"

    3:40am "With the post **** comedown beginning to take effect, El Weirdo logs onto boards.ie. Disappointed to see that none of his PMs had been replied to, El Weirdo quickly checks to see if the recipients had been online. They all had, without fail."

    3:46am "El Weirdo fires off an angry rant on After Hours, switches off the laptop, and retires to his single bed, his Star Trek posters adorning the walls of the bo smelling, dank room"

    "The Big Mother house is now silent"


  • #25
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    3:30am "El Weirdo has returned to his Big Mother's house clutching a double decker meal from Supermacs. He's drunk, and bitter at having had to make his way home alone, as his only friend pulled a fat nurse in Coppers"

    3:38am "El Weirdo eats the burger and chips and decides on switch on the laptop and have a gander at pornhub. He quickly types in 'midget porn' and gleefully clicks on the top link."

    3:38am "El Weirdo ejaculates, and scuffs in into the carpet with the sole of his Adidas Samba"

    3:40am "With the post **** comedown beginning to take effect, El Weirdo logs onto boards.ie. Disappointed to see that none of his PMs had been replied to, El Weirdo quickly checks to see if the recipients had been online. They all had, without fail."

    3:46am "El Weirdo fires off an angry rant on After Hours, switches off the laptop, and retires to his single bed, his Star Trek posters adorning the walls of the bo smelling, dank room"

    "The Big Mother house is now silent"
    Scarily accurate. :eek:


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I often wonder what would happen if I spun mine like a helicopter and whether that would launch me into the air.

    Sort of like a dickcopter.


  • #27
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    It's the human condition:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA


  • #28
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.

    Sack me? SACK ME?
    I made the BBC!


  • #29
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Someone was drunk last night.

    Did ya get the D OP?


  • #30
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I find this thread transfobic and have reported it to offensive-police-chief Senator Eames.


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  • #31
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    ... the lot of ye.

    I've cousin whose surname is Dicks. Maybe it's him you want?


  • #32
    Herpes Cineplex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭Herpes Cineplex


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Dicks...... the lot of ye.

    Knob.


  • #33
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Completely forgot that I posted this.

    I still have a headache.


  • #34
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    And there you have it, don't mix alcohol and internets :D


  • #35
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Don't overdo online posting on Prozac for that matter.


  • #36
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    [Deleted User] wrote: »

    Sort of like a dickcopter.
    Or knobcopter?


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  • #37
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    ollaetta wrote: »
    I've cousin whose surname is Dicks. Maybe it's him you want?

    Julian?


  • #38
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    My name isn't Richard...


  • #39
    Dub Ste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 483 ✭✭Dub Ste


    https://youtu.be/2ZCChwZL17A


  • #40
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    If I made this thread it would be locked.


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