Long & Sticky

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Where do you get those long, sticky things that hang from the kitchen ceiling and attract flies and the flies stick to it and can't piss me off anymore? I've looked everywhere and can't find 'em. Fly swatters I'm too lazy to use and these b*stards are immune to flyspray at this stage. It's time to get hardcore.

porsche boy

Poundshops or the like

kneemos

Yeah they're gak inducing.

NachoBusiness

Serial Killer forum is that way >>>>>>>>>>

Just put the bodies in the freezer dude. Flies won't be an issue then.

Diamond Doll

Ugh those manky yokes! My uncles (farmers) always have two or three of them hanging over the kitchen table in the summer, nothing to put you off your dinner like watching dying flies slowly squirming to death.

Diamond Doll

Oh and in answer to your question, I'd say most pound shops or hardware type stores.

Kimbot

Fly catcher ribbons If your living in the sticks go to the local shop they are bound to have plenty, one of those old school type shops that still sells 1/4's of sweets and the likes.

Antar Bolaeisk

You can get sunflower things that stick to the window and kill flies, bit prettier looking than a strip of dead and dying flies dangling from the ceiling but also slightly messier in that you have to clean up the dead flies rather than just pulling down the barnacle tongue.

Boom_Bap

Just get yerself loads of spiders, that'll sort out your fly situation.

Fat Christy

They have them at home!

I think they're great.

SEPT 23 1989

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Just get yerself loads of spiders, that'll sort out your fly situation.

and what will sort out the spider situation?

nullzero

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Where do you get those long, sticky things that hang from the kitchen ceiling and attract flies and the flies stick to it and can't piss me off anymore? I've looked everywhere and can't find 'em. Fly swatters I'm too lazy to use and these b*stards are immune to flyspray at this stage. It's time to get hardcore.

Out of a spiders arse?

Boom_Bap

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

and what will sort out the spider situation?

A few birds, or there are also some types of monkey that enjoy chowing down of spiders with bellys full of fly.

ChippingSodbury

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

and what will sort out the spider situation?

Well, I think a bird will sort that out, followed by a cat (if you're to believe the song...)

They sell them in the 80s

walkingshadow

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Where do you get those long, sticky things that hang from the kitchen ceiling and attract flies

There is one in your pants.

Aongus Von Bismarck

In the same department store that sells sodastreams, avocado coloured bathroom suites and chocolate cigarettes.

Akrasia

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Just get yerself loads of spiders, that'll sort out your fly situation.

If he gets a breeding paid of Bullfrogs, they'll eat the flies, I can't see any downside at all :P

libelula

Poky little pharmacies sell them too

OneOfThem

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Where do you get those long, sticky things that hang from the kitchen ceiling and attract flies and the flies stick to it and can't piss me off anymore? I've looked everywhere and can't find 'em. Fly swatters I'm too lazy to use and these b*stards are immune to flyspray at this stage. It's time to get hardcore.

Ugh, man, they're gross. Go the whole hog and get one of those electric blue zappy things. Ye, know, zappy things? More humane too I'd imagine, instant death rather than slow torturous death by dehydration, as they kick and struggle, becoming more and more stuck, waiting for the spider that never comes, and praying they get to see the faces of their little maggot babies just one more time before they slip into the long black endless night.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

and what will sort out the spider situation?

Snake, the mongoose, then bears. Suppose you'll have to shoot the bears then but needs must.

biko

I got some in Joyce's, Knocknacarra. Try there.

PandaPoo

Woodies!

Santa Cruz

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Where do you get those long, sticky things that hang from the kitchen ceiling and attract flies and the flies stick to it and can't piss me off anymore? I've looked everywhere and can't find 'em. Fly swatters I'm too lazy to use and these b*stards are immune to flyspray at this stage. It's time to get hardcore.

The last time I saw one of them was in that old pub on the right as you enter Lahinch. The landlord is in his 90s

AstraOwner

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

In the same department store that sells sodastreams, avocado coloured bathroom suites and chocolate cigarettes.

God yeah. I presume they've been given the boot have they?

eternal

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/fly-catcher