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Saw a Bird Sneezing.

  • 09-07-2015 7:05pm
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,618 ✭✭✭✭


    On the balcony earlier on.
    Totally weird.Who ever knew birds could sneeze?Shook it's head and all like a proper good old sneeze.


Comments

  • #2
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    I'd say you now have bird flu. R.I.P


  • #3
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Your fcuked

    Your after catching bird flu!!!


  • #4
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,428 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    That's nothing. I once saw a man eating chicken


  • #5
    wobbles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭wobbles


    Its funny alright. Ive seen a canary sneeze 3/4 times in a row. Proper fit of sneezing. Also seen one scratch its head with its foot like a dog


  • #6
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    How does a sneeze shake it's head?


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  • #7
    il gatto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭il gatto


    As long as she didn't wee a little when she did it, I fail to see the novelty. And they prefer to be called women.


  • #8
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    That's nothing, I've a bird here who farts and bleaches the whole time. I've had to ban her from eating anything spicy as she stinks the room out.


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Was it Eric Clapton?


  • #10
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Ahhh, how adorable, the little guy has the sniffles.


  • #11
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,837 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    One time afrer I finished my snack box I hurled the contents onto the road which were swiftly gathered up by some on looking crows.

    Surely cannabalism is far more extraordinary than sneezing.


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  • #12
    Xaracatz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Xaracatz


    I saw a worm yawning. Beat that.


  • #13
    NomadicGray
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭NomadicGray


    Just dont say "God bless you" before her husband does


  • #14
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis




  • #15
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Xaracatz wrote: »
    I saw a worm yawning. Beat that.

    I saw a giraffe off his face on yokes.


  • #16
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Collie D wrote: »
    That's nothing. I once saw a man eating chicken

    Look at him. He loves it! Just like it said in the encyclopedia. Look how happy he looks.


  • #17
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,834 ✭✭✭CFlat


    keith16 wrote: »
    I saw a giraffe off his face on yokes.

    Sounds like a tall storey.


  • #18
    130Kph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭130Kph


    It’s about bally time there was a thread about birds sneezing. Things can only get better from here on :eek:
    keith16 wrote: »
    I saw a giraffe off his face on yokes.
    This reads as incomprehensible textual garbage. Can you explain what in the name of Brian Mcfadden you’re trying to say, as Bearla?
    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Look at him. He loves it! Just like it said in the encyclopedia. Look how happy he looks.

    Look, it’s not yo bizness!!


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