Things you wouldn't like to admit about yourself.

eternal

What are the quibbles about yourself that you keep from people. What embarrasses you to the point of blushing. What weird and awful habits do your harbour to yourself with the hope that nobody finds out?


I fancy my postman.
I buy more of items which have not completely run out yet so I have a surplus of most things.
I take power naps.
I pick at my toenails and peel them off and get a kick out of it.

darkpagandeath

Posting on here.

Topps

Hmmm this could come back to bite a few people..

endacl

Topps wrote: »

Hmmm this could come back to bite a few people..

Topps wrote: »

Hmmm this could come back to bite a few people..

Topps wrote: »

Hmmm this could come back to bite a few people..

I like to point out when people make a balls out of a simple thing like posting just the once.

I'm a bad person and I should feel bad. And sometimes I do.

NachoBusiness

If I'm in a toilet cubicle and someone knocks or pushes the door, asking is there anyone in the there, as I answer them politely and say yes there is..

I do also generally be sticking two fingers up at them at the same time also.

eternal

NachoBusiness wrote: »

If I'm in a toilet cubicle and someone knocks or pushes the door, asking is there anyone in the there, as I answer them politely and say yes there is..

I do also generally be sticking two fingers up ...

FYP

Robsweezie

I twerk and masturbate to the theme tune of fair city

TheLastMohican

That I'd love to shag Mary O' Rourke

NachoBusiness

eternal wrote: »

FYP

Do you just frape me?

eternal

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Do you just frape me?

We're not on Facebook.

Fat Christy

What is wrong with taking naps?

eternal

Fat Christy wrote: »

What is wrong with taking naps?

People think it's lazy. I'm sick though so have to.

NachoBusiness

eternal wrote: »

We're not on Facebook.

Brape, then. Did you just brape me?

Fat Christy

eternal wrote: »

People think it's lazy. I'm sick though so have to.

I nap all the time! Whenever I'm tired, I'll get some shut eye for a little while. Sometimes if I'm having a hard day, I'll go down to my car at lunchtime for a nap or if I'm going from work straight to the gym, I'll have a pre-gym nap.

I was at a wedding last weekend and I skipped dessert for a half an hour nap. No shame.

Day Lewin

Whenever I don't want to do something, I hit the Internet and vanish beneath the waves of boards and facebook etc.
Ah YouTube, I love thee so much!
I'm an addict.

Topps

endacl wrote: »

I like to point out when people make a balls out of a simple thing like posting just the once.

I'm a bad person and I should feel bad. And sometimes I do.

It was on my phone u cu*t

Naps are the best thing ever, no one should ever be embarrassed about naps. Unless you're driving a train or something at the time.

I'm off for a day-off nighty nighty sleepy sleepy snoozy snooze right now!

RayM

I like to think I'm at least ten times cleverer than everyone else. The truth is, I'm not half as clever as I like to think I am...

Junkyard Tom

RayM wrote: »

I like to think I'm at least ten times cleverer than everyone else. The truth is, I'm not half as clever as I like to think I am...

If it's any consolation I think you're pretty thick.

Potatoeman

eternal wrote: »

I fancy my postman.

I hear women do like a man with a large package.

Turtyturd

I can't be the only one who feels worse after a nap?

Would be very rare that I would have one but always feel like sh*t after it.

Turtyturd

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Turtyturd wrote: »

I can't be the only one who feels worse after a nap?

Would be very rare that I would have one but always feel like sh*t after it.

I used to be like that, but now I swear by naps. It's a matter of getting used to them. Try going for a short nap instead of a cup of coffee. I've found 20-minute naps do me the world of good, but if I nap for longer than 45 minutes I feel groggy and cranky for the rest of the evening.

When I'm King, all workplaces will be equipped with dimly-lit nurseries, kitted out with adult cots, soft toys and lullaby music. Productivity will surge, and my people will be mellowed and amiable through the power of enforced napping.

osarusan

5 minute nap in the day means I can't sleep until about 3am.

eternal

That's the difference between someone healthy and someone who isn't though.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

eternal wrote: »

I fancy my postman.

Does he come in by the front door or the back?

eternal

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

Does he come in by the front door or the back?

He doesn't come in.

I honestly don't know who Denis O'Brien is.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

eternal wrote: »

He doesn't come in.

But he leaves something in your box. Is that right?

harry Bailey esq

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

But he leaves something in your box. Is that right?

No,he doesn't.If he did,she would soon realise he ain't all she imagined he's cracked up to be,and focus her lechourous eyes on the young milkman.
@Eternal, sorry to hear that your Ill,hopefully you'll be back to yourself soon.Back to your op,I've a list longer than my arm of stuff I don't admit about myself,and im not going to start now!
Get well soon

Specialun

Im a postman and one of the girls whom i deliver too keeps giving me the "i wanna be on you " look

5rtytry56

I'm not on Twitter. What a crust I am.
Oh and I'm still using my original handle gugleguy on another Irish internet forum.
Sh|t now I've spilled the beans.

5rtytry56

I'm also on google+.
Now I've really done it.

eternal

You just want to be stalked. don't you??!!
You mean there are other Irish Forums???
I will admit to be being completely stupid. I don't know how I got through two undergrad courses and into post grad tbh. I have no common sense whatsoever.

5rtytry56

eternal wrote: »

You just want to be stalked. don't you??!!
You mean there are other Irish Forums???
.

other Irish forums: ask Fat Christy about them. She can 'graduate' you up the ranks in them. I'm a just poor bastrd fella so I don't count.

eternal

5rtytry56 wrote: »

other Irish forums: ask Fat Christy about them. She can 'graduate' you up the ranks in them. I'm a just poor bastrd fella so I don't count.

Sounds suspect.

Robsweezie

I am ridiculously amused/excited when I see someone I know (and don't see often) in public in the same shop/building. wow, you chose to go to the same place as me, on the same day, at the same time. especially ifs somewhere small and obsecure.

harry Bailey esq

I fall down flights of stairs for money

Ave Sodalis

Robsweezie wrote:

I am ridiculously amused/excited when I see someone I know (and don't see often) in public in the same shop/building. wow, you chose to go to the same place as me, on the same day, at the same time. especially ifs somewhere small and obsecure.

I feel a small amount of panic at the same situation and shuffle off, hoping they didn't spot me, in order to avoid the otherwise inevitable awkward part where you're not sure what level of conversation is expected... and then spend the rest of the time dodging them.

diusmr8a504cvk

That I've shifted some fair bad women!

HalloweenJack

I'm a hoarder in that I hate throwing stuff away unless it's completely buggered beyond repair. This leads to me accumulating loadsa crap that doesn't really work properly (laptop charger that has to be balanced just right to charge, clothes with smallish holes in them that I reckon I can hide, any kind of free hand out that is not even remotely useful or relevant to me, etc.) and having terrible dilemmas when I stumble across them at a later date.

endacl

Topps wrote: »

It was on my phone u cu*t

Me too.

uch

I laugh out loud at other peoples farts when I'm in the Cubicle having a Gik

harry Bailey esq

uch wrote: »

I laugh out loud at other peoples farts when I'm in the Cubicle having a Gik

I always do that,race to the taps?

Kermit.de.frog

eternal wrote: »

I pick at my toenails and peel them off and get a kick out of it.

?????Skin on toes or toenails? If the latter - dafuq?

Mister Vain

I like porn with girls pissing, especially the girl that travels around the UK and goes for a piss in the middle of roundabouts.

eternal

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

?????Skin on toes or toenails? If the latter - dafuq?

The tips of the nail that need trimming but I like picking at them. Nothing weird like.

Robsweezie

I scroll through comments on serious news stories just to read the "troll" comments. Usually if one has tons of replies it's either a heated argument about a contrary opinion or just full on abuse for the troll,.often a mix of both.

Say someone dies in a tragic accident, there will be countless RIPs from people, then there will be the odd ones who will say "it was their fault they died, they'd still be alive if they were more careful, basically blaming the victims.

I always look for the trollish comments as I find its an education on the thoughtless, cold mindsets of some human beings.

ToddyDoody

Really cranky b*stard if truth be told ÷)

Santa Cruz

Specialun wrote: »

Im a postman and one of the girls whom i deliver too keeps giving me the "i wanna be on you " look

I like rubbing up against Muslim women on the tube