Old Jokes-Which ones were your faves??

An Riabhach

Here's one of mine,told to me by my older brothers:

Paddy Englishman,Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scottishman visit a haunted house.Paddy English is the first to go in while the other two wait outside.He sees a gold coin on the table in the sitting room,he picks it up,but as soon as he does,a ghost appears and in a terrifying voice the ghost says "Tonight,tonight,I shall haunt your house if you put that coin in your pocket." Paddy English throws the gold coin back on the table and runs off screaming.Paddy Scottish takes his turn to go inside.He also sees the gold coin on the table.He tries to take it,but again the ghost appears,and almost as soon as the ghost appears,Paddy Scottish disappears-empty handed.Next up is Paddy Irish,goes straight into the sitting room,and goes straight for the coin.Of course,the ghost appears again,and roars "Tonight,tonight,I shall haunt your house if you put that coin in your pocket." To which Paddy Irish replies:
"Tonight,tonight,you can bite my shyte,coz this coin is in my pocket."

Which jokes from years ago did ye find the funniest?

BlaasForRafa

The Fokker Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk

An Riabhach

I remember a girl telling this one on the Late Late Toy Show:

"What does Gay Byrne say every time he picks his nose?

1. Roll it there,Róisín.
2. ...and there's one for everybody in the audience!!"