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Had a thought or two the other day - dangerous

17-06-2015 10:18am

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would one rodent squealing on another be a rat?

Aren't all female dogs bitches?

would birds in love be all a flutter?

Do lying spiders spin webs of deceit?

Do tech savvy budgies tweet?

Do the dogs in the steet know everything?

Can horses nag?

If ants had pants what would be in them?

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#2 27-08-2018 10:53pm

Sheridan81

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Sounds like Tim Vine stand-up.

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#3 28-08-2018 8:27am

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thanks for your prompt reply. :eek:

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#4 28-08-2018 12:11pm

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Yeah, I've had a lot on my plate; meant to get around to it.

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