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What they Really Mean when they call you Handsome

  • 09-06-2015 3:43pm
    #1
    AlphaRed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭


    A threesome = three people having sex

    A twosome = two people having sex

    A handsome = having sex with yourself

    That's why they call you handsome :D


Comments

  • #2
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Is that a joke, or?


  • #3
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Handsome is a polite way of saying a man is quite attractive but old enough to be your Da.


  • #4
    AlphaRed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭AlphaRed


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Is that a joke, or?

    Not for you handsome


  • #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I get it, but I don't like it :P


  • #6
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.

    The Holy Orgasm sounds like "Oh God, oh god…"

    The Positive Orgasm goes "Yes, yes, oh yes, "

    The Negative Orgasm goes "no, no, oh no"

    and the fake orgasm, the fake one goes "Oh AlphaRed, oh AlphaRed"


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  • #7
    AlphaRed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭AlphaRed


    dilallio wrote: »
    Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.

    The Holy Orgasm sounds like "Oh God, oh god…"

    The Positive Orgasm goes "Yes, yes, oh yes, "

    The Negative Orgasm goes "no, no, oh no"

    and the fake orgasm, the fake one goes "Oh AlphaRed, oh AlphaRed"


    So who do Atheists call out to during sex?

    Oh random chance, oh random chance!!!!


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Someone's let their Dad on the internet.


  • #9
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Thread's a bit odd, OP...

    First one that hasn't been giving out about de gheys, so I suppose we should support that? Right. Here goes...

    It was a joke! Well done you!


  • #10
    kjl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    AlphaRed wrote: »
    A threesome = three people having sex

    A twosome = two people having sex

    A handsome = having sex with yourself

    That's why they call you handsome :D

    Wouldn't it be called a onesome?


  • #11
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    kjl wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be called a onesome?

    It's called a ****.


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