Cards Against Humanity - Boards.ie Shtyle!

Chloris

There's a new game available online, basically exactly the same as Cards Against Humanity, called Cards Against Originality. I suggest we get a boards.ie game going, and comment about it here. Click anywhere in this post to be redirected, but the link is: if you want to copy it.

It's so easy to play. The judge is the whoever wins the previous round (I volunteered to start). They read out a phrase with words missing. You use the funniest of your cards to fill in the blank, which is done anonymously for fairness. We vote on which was funniest (or maybe the judge decides. We'll see.).

Join immediately with your username from here (for ease of recognition) and make your presence known in this thread, let's get this motherf'er started! If you're preoccupied, don't join and if you're distracted, please leave. This has the potential to be craic and a half!

First card:
As king, how do I keep the peasants in line?

Chloris

Fantastic, first card in. Any other takers?

Chloris

That's two...

recylingbin

WTF is this bs, m8?

Chloris

recylingbin wrote:

WTF is this bs, m8?

It's a game where you have to give the funniest answer to a question to win. Three entries!

Chloris

Four cards in, I'm gonna pick the winner.

Chloris

Take it away, Roger!

Chloris

Shoot, I'm the judge again. If we can get three quick answers we'll pick a winner and go quickly from there. One in so far.

What did I bring back from Mexico?

Chloris

Sorry Professor, I couldn't complete my homework because of...

DeadHand

Are you playing with yourself?

Chloris

Nah there are five of us I think.

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PandaPoo

I'm laughing away here great idea op

razorblunt

Mild Autism ha ha!
Some great other ones for that round.

NachoBusiness

Snap.

Chloris

I think the judge is whoever damn well feels like it.

Chloris

I always knew the world would end with fingering. This is a hard one to pick.

Chloris

I have to go jerk off into a pool of children's tears while struggling with an overwhelming variety of cheeses. I'll be about twenty minutes. Use this thread to regulate yourselves and click on the judge card if someone is taking too long to assume control. Godspeed.

Sheep Lover

Ok, I'm erect. What now!?

razorblunt

This game hates me, only ever been the judge once when Keith was too slow.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

What the...? Life's too short!

PandaPoo

I'm the judge and nobody is submitting a card!

Chloris

I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ________

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Chloris wrote: »

I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ________

... anal issues like you wouldn't believe.

denhaagenite

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

... anal issues fissures like you wouldn't believe.

Chloris

Aw I think there's only five left where there was nine before I left!

denhaagenite

How come you get to choose all the cards though? I've won 4 of the 5 I've played!!

humanji

MOD: Well firstly, After Hours is probably not the best place for this. Secondly, it's on fairly dodgy ground by essentially stealing the IP of a company verbatim. At least other versions have the decency to call themselves clones and not use the actual text of the original.