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Suspending reality for entertainment purposes

  • 02-06-2015 8:06am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭


    Right. This is about how much your willing to let a movie get away with before you say "**** this, thats just stupid". Par example:

    Iron man: Incredibly brainy man makes combat suit with home made ordnance and life saving electro magnet/ clean fuel device in a dusty shed out of old missile parts and bits of land rovers. Brain says OK.

    Same man in highly advanced suit gets hit with a tank shell. Brain say **** that he'd be vibrated to mush. There's comic book reasons (Probably, never was a comic guy) for most of these but some I simply can't accept.
    And the real stupid thing is that I can simply accept the alien man flying around with a hammer. WTF brain?

    Or that film wanted. So your telling me you can curve the flight of a bullet by flicking your wrist.... just **** off

    I'm not saying I don't enjoy movies where this occurs but the more times it does, it diminishes my enjoyment. I think the likes of the Dark Knight trilogy did so well for me was because most of it was relatively feasible (Ok bit of a stretch) .
    So AH what your suspension of reality breaking point in a movie (or other)?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Don't ever watch the Lord of the Rings then, I hear wizards and elves aren't even real :mad:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,679 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Depends on how it's implemented.
    Hulk and where he gets the extra mass from changing from Banner really annoys me but I'm happy to let it go to enjoy the movie.
    But sh1te like San Andreas really p1ssed me off because it constantly expected the viewer to be an idiot.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,679 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Links234 wrote: »
    Don't ever watch the Lord of the Rings then, I hear wizards and elves aren't even real :mad:

    I watched the first LotR movie with a mate and, at one point, he leaned over and said, upon seeing Legolas, in the real world not all elves have blonde hair....

    Oh dear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,512 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I don't do far fetched fiction in any form. It just doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.
    Have been like that since a kid and I haven't regressed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Herbie...a car with a mind of it's own? Will ya fcuk off....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    White Chicks.
    </thread>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Barnyard - I could accept the talking and walking upright cows and bulls no problem.... But the bulls had udders!!! Come on lads,that's just silly.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Don't watch Spiderman two with theoretical physicists and physicists in general, "guffaw guffaw you can't create a miniature sun guffaw".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    Depends on how it's implemented.
    Hulk and where he gets the extra mass from changing from Banner really annoys me but I'm happy to let it go to enjoy the movie.
    But sh1te like San Andreas really p1ssed me off because it constantly expected the viewer to be an idiot.

    Yeah, if they say "You know physics? Just forget about physics. Physics is not relevant here" that's ok. But if they're trying to tell you that we should believe something is possible/plausible then they have to credit their audience with some intelligence.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Harry Potter

    A Ginger kid with 2 friends?

    Really?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    mathie wrote: »
    White Chicks is an incredible movie
    </thread>


    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,633 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    Why can't people let real life stuff exist in real life and just enjoy pure escapist stuff for what it is.

    Complaining about Marvel films for being not being realistic is undermining the whole point of the genre.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    You know the problem with
    Hollywood? They make ****.
    Unbelievable, unremarkable ****.
    I'm not some grungy filmmaker-
    wannabee searching for
    existentialism through a haze of
    bong-smoke. It's easy to pick
    apart bad acting, short-sighted
    directing, or the purely moronic
    stringing together of words many
    of the studios term as prose. No,
    I'm talking the lack of realism.
    Realism. Not a pervasive element
    in the modern American cinematic
    vision.

    Take Dog Day Afternoon for
    example. Arguably Pacino's
    greatest performance, excepting
    The Godfather, Part I, and
    Scarface, of course. A
    masterpiece of directing, easily
    Lumet's best. The acting, the
    script, cinematography, all top
    notch. But, they didn't push the
    envelope. What if in Dog Day,
    Sonny really wanted to get away
    with it? What if, and here's
    where it gets tricky. What if
    they'd started killing hostages?
    No mercy, no quarter, meet our
    demands or the cute blonde in the
    bell bottoms gets one in the back
    of the head, bam, splatter. What?
    Still no bus?

    How many innocent victims would
    they let get sprayed across the
    windows before the city reversed
    its policy on hostage situations?
    And this was 1976. No C.N.N., no
    C.N.B.C., no M.T.V. No Internet.
    Fast forward to the present, same
    situation. Can you imagine the
    feeding frenzy of the modern
    media? In hours it would be the
    top story from Boston to Budapest.
    All caught in 150 millimeter zoom,
    computer enhanced, and color
    corrected. You would practically
    taste the brain matter. Six
    hostages die. Ten. Twelve.
    Twenty. Thirty. Relentless. One
    after another. All over a bus, a
    plane, and a couple of million
    dollars that were federally
    insured.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    cloud493 wrote: »
    FYP

    In fairness to White Chicks, it was the movie that convinced Terry Crews that he can essentially be Terry Crews and be accepted (according to a Q&A he did on Reddit), so without that movie, we might never have him as the muscular ball of awesome craziness that he is now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    In fairness to White Chicks, it was the movie that convinced Terry Crews that he can essentially be Terry Crews and be accepted (according to a Q&A he did on Reddit), so without that movie, we might never have him as the muscular ball of awesome craziness that he is now.

    He is ****ing amazing :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    OP was watching Taken 2 last night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    fryup wrote: »
    OP was watching Taken 2 last night

    Actually I watched ninja assassins, expected it to be wired, jumpy pants but was pleasantly surprised. Brain kicked in when Ninja main started cleaving through scores of fellow ninjas though. Did the rest of them train in the remedial program?

    Taken I have no problem with. I know its impossible to realistically achieve such feats but my bull**** detector just doesn't go off. Can't explain it.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Meh, I have no problem suspending my disbelief, but I have a serious issue when something ignores its own rules because they've painted themselves into a corner, or uses technobabble to resolve a story.

    Entertainment requires conflict and resolution and speculative fiction doesn't get an out because the writers are too lazy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,245 ✭✭✭check_six


    The movie "The Core" really takes the biscuit for suspension of disbelief. It's about the core of the Earth slowing down and a mission being launched for a team of scientists to drill through the planet in a train shaped vehicle thing to set off some nukes to get it going again. Okay, so the premise is a little bonkers to start off with, but it attempts to take it's pseudo-science seriously, and then changes the rules at every twist in the plot. Internal consistency goes out the window and it's just an avalanche of stupid building momentum throughout. Even the most open of minds would be thrown by some of the daftness that occurs.

    Sample of action 1: They have to drill maybe 1500-2000 kilometres through the crust and magma, etc. to get to where they want to go. They decide the best place to start drilling is at the bottom of the Marianas Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Why? Because they are at the closest point to the core of the earth if they start there. Closer by about 10 kilometres that is, never mind the several days trip to the middle of the ocean.

    Sample of action 2: Everything has gone wrong and something needs to be fixed on the outside of the drilling machine.

    "You can't go out there, it's 10,000 degrees. You won't last more than 60 seconds!" (...in your flimsy tinfoil environment suit).

    Cut to heroic sacrifice guy toughing it out and lasting maybe 90 seconds before melting, and saving the day, etc.

    There is such a current of nonsense built up in this movie that it is impossible to ignore. It some respects the entertainment value of this film is more for calling it on it's inconsistencies than the actual drama itself. That's a kind of victory I suppose!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    It's called "suspension of disbelief", btw.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Reoil wrote: »
    It's called "suspension of disbelief", btw.

    I knew what I wrote sounded wrong. Thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,245 ✭✭✭check_six


    Meh, I have no problem suspending my disbelief, but I have a serious issue when something ignores its own rules because they've painted themselves into a corner, or uses technobabble to resolve a story.

    Entertainment requires conflict and resolution and speculative fiction doesn't get an out because the writers are too lazy...

    Cue every Star Trek episode ever...

    90% of the episode is whichever crew getting deeper and deeper into big doo-doo. Then with a heroic leap "If I reroute power from the air supply to the forward phasers for an hour or so, we should be able to burn this giant space slug off the hull. Everyone take a big breath!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    check_six wrote: »
    The movie "The Core" really takes the biscuit for suspension of disbelief. It's about the core of the Earth slowing down and a mission being launched for a team of scientists to drill through the planet in a train shaped vehicle thing to set off some nukes to get it going again.
    The Core is a special kind of ridiculous, and is almost worth watching just for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    I love it when a plan comes together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    2012



    You can escape an city destroying earthquake in a limousine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭scamalert


    white chicks for the win,even now when watching it it makes me cry from laughter in most scenes-like one in the beginning in the store,or when guy brings back his date to other guys house to meet his dog :pac:
    Thing is its comedy so no one cares if its realistic or not,if it makes your time.

    As for really F&*8ed crap i would rate Interstellar-biggest piece of crap ever made 3h of total no brainer at all.Guy lives on a farm,word is dying for some reason yet no explanations at all,and then theres underground nasa HQ which take him in as a main savior for the planet,anyway every bit of movie sucked big time in terms of science and any realism-Id say most comic movies have more realism and thought put into them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Saadyst


    scamalert wrote: »

    As for really F&*8ed crap i would rate Interstellar-biggest piece of crap ever made 3h of total no brainer at all.Guy lives on a farm,word is dying for some reason yet no explanations at all,and then theres underground nasa HQ which take him in as a main savior for the planet,anyway every bit of movie sucked big time in terms of science and any realism-Id say most comic movies have more realism and thought put into them.

    I assume you weren't watching the film or are on a wind up


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