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Doughnuts.

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  • 31-05-2015 10:18pm
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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,420 ✭✭✭✭


    Are you responsible for the doughnuts that cover every crossroad and highway in the country.
    If so please stop it's embarrassing,pointless,ruins your car and tyres.

    Take up model aircrafting or throwing football or something.
    Cut out the doughnuts.


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I prefer to eat mine,not drive round f@kin them out the window


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    Eutow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    Is there anything they can't do?


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    Slippin Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,031 ✭✭✭Slippin Jimmy


    kneemos wrote: »
    Are you responsible for the doughnuts that cover every crossroad and highway in the country.
    If so please stop it's embarrassing,pointless,ruins your car and tyres.

    Take up model aircrafting or throwing football or something.
    Cut out the doughnuts.

    Alternatively go and sit in a car park and make engine noises to entertain yourself. Or do laps of your town.

    Idiots!


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    FluffyAngel
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    i can see this thread getting full of holes..


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    Supergurrier
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    Pullin wheelies you mean op ?


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    Armchair Andy
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    We need more kneemos patrolling the roads for sure.


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    aaronjumper
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    If I was responsible for all the Donuts I'd have probably died of diabetes by now.


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    DoYouEvenLift
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    Yeah they're sad kunts, too poverty to afford access to private property or tracks to do all that bullsh!t as much as they want so they destroy public roads. The funniest thing is a lot of them are in their mid to late twenties yet still haven't grown out of that phase of driving like absolute pricks.


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    Links234
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    I thought this was about the tasty treat, but alas this is a sad and barren thread with no tasty donuts :(


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    Niemoj
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    I thought ye were talking about the dessert, I hate you atm OP!


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    Links234
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    Niemoj wrote: »
    I thought ye were talking about the breakfast/second breakfast/elevenses/brunch/lunch/dinner/supper/snack/dessert, I hate you atm OP!

    Fixed it for you :)


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    vicwatson
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    How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

    With jam in' !!!


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    coffee_cake
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    the ones on o'connell st are so great


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Links234 wrote: »
    I thought this was about the tasty treat, but alas this is a sad and barren thread with no tasty donuts :(

    My thoughts exactly,your a moderator I see,maybe you could give the green light and allow discussion about the little rings of joy on this thread?


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    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,685 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    The high number of doughnuts outside towns is indicative of how lazy Irish cops have become


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    Links234
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    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    your a moderator I see

    Not of AH! I have no power here :o


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    bluewolf wrote: »
    the ones on o'connell st are so great

    The chocolate ones,do you scoff them down straight away while the chocolate is still melted? Or wait the 30 seconds required to harden into a shell?


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    AlekSmart
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    Ally Dick wrote: »
    The high number of doughnuts outside towns is indicative of how lazy Irish cops have become

    Maybe,but I'd suggest it's more representative of how few Traffic Cop's there actually are to Police Irish roads and drivers...

    http://rsa.ie/en/Utility/News/2015/Statement-from-Ms-Liz-ODonnell-Chairperson-Road-Safety-Authority/

    1,200 in 2009 to approximately 750 in 2014.

    750 personnel to provide 24/7/365 coverage in the 26 counties translates into a laughable level of availability,which is being underlined each day on our roads...liiterally in the case of the Doughnut Drivers.....:(


    Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

    Charles Mackay (1812-1889)



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