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Bank Holiday Cycling Event Near On Ruined By Overexcited Gentleman

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31-05-2015 7:50pm

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myshirt

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There you are, looking forward to a good family day out, and then gents like this try improvise for the bar on their bike, totally takes from the genuine competitors

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/31/cyclist-removed-from-nude-race-after-getting-an-erection-5223118/

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#2 31-05-2015 7:54pm
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I'm struggling to think of anything more incredibly stupid than riding a bike naked.

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#3 31-05-2015 7:54pm
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Presuming this isn't a spoof story, wtf do they expect if they are having a naked bicycle race. And what the **** is the point in that anyhow. Didn't see a single hot chick.

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#4 31-05-2015 8:14pm
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Bet his wife is happy he's still got it.

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#5 31-05-2015 8:17pm
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Phantom Boner?

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#6 31-05-2015 8:17pm
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That's wheelie quite bizarre.

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#7 31-05-2015 8:30pm
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"We do not condone that sort of thing" - poor fella, hardly voluntary!

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#8 31-05-2015 8:34pm
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Waterford whispers?

If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.

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#9 31-05-2015 8:38pm
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Hard on the guy

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#10 31-05-2015 8:40pm
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It's a bit sexyism when women get a free card.

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#11 31-05-2015 8:40pm
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mikeym wrote: »

Phantom Boner?

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#12 31-05-2015 8:43pm
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"It was a horrible sight" said one witness. Sounds like my aunt mag.

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#13 31-05-2015 8:50pm
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The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm struggling to think of anything more incredibly stupid than riding a bike naked.

Riding a motorbike naked?

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#14 31-05-2015 8:50pm
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Herb Powell wrote: »

Riding a motorbike naked?

And no helmet.

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#15 31-05-2015 8:51pm
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The arses in that link photo - just awful.

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#16 31-05-2015 8:55pm
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kneemos wrote: »

It's a bit sexyism when women get a free card.

Easy to spot them too, they keep sliding off the saddle.

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#17 31-05-2015 8:56pm
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Reiver wrote: »

And no helmet.

This fella had his helmet on though.

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#18 31-05-2015 8:58pm
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Herb Powell wrote: »

Riding a motorbike naked?

With an ashtray.

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#19 31-05-2015 9:00pm
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Always have a quick sly tactical one.

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#20 31-05-2015 9:01pm
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Go hard, or go home.

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#21 31-05-2015 9:11pm
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The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

The arses in that link photo - just awful.

You didn't find the big hairy arsecrack sexy??

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#22 31-05-2015 9:42pm
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I think he misunderstood what was meant when he was told to get ready for the ride.

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#23 31-05-2015 9:45pm
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First bike ride where there were more skidmarks on the saddles than on the road.....

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#24 31-05-2015 10:04pm
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Infini2 wrote: »

Ah, it was worth clicking on this thread just for the Hellsing reference. Now there's a show so bat**** insane you don't even need the parody version

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