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Bank Holiday Cycling Event Near On Ruined By Overexcited Gentleman

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm struggling to think of anything more incredibly stupid than riding a bike naked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Presuming this isn't a spoof story, wtf do they expect if they are having a naked bicycle race. And what the **** is the point in that anyhow. Didn't see a single hot chick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    Bet his wife is happy he's still got it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,987 ✭✭✭mikeym


    Phantom Boner?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    That's wheelie quite bizarre.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    "We do not condone that sort of thing" - poor fella, hardly voluntary!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,756 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Waterford whispers?

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Hard on the guy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    It's a bit sexyism when women get a free card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭Infini


    mikeym wrote: »
    Phantom Boner?



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 388 ✭✭Gooners


    "It was a horrible sight" said one witness. Sounds like my aunt mag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    I'm struggling to think of anything more incredibly stupid than riding a bike naked.

    Riding a motorbike naked?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    Riding a motorbike naked?

    And no helmet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    The arses in that link photo - just awful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    kneemos wrote: »
    It's a bit sexyism when women get a free card.

    Easy to spot them too, they keep sliding off the saddle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Reiver wrote: »
    And no helmet.

    This fella had his helmet on though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Riding a motorbike naked?

    With an ashtray.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Always have a quick sly tactical one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Go hard, or go home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,329 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    The arses in that link photo - just awful.

    You didn't find the big hairy arsecrack sexy??


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  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think he misunderstood what was meant when he was told to get ready for the ride.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    First bike ride where there were more skidmarks on the saddles than on the road.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Infini2 wrote: »

    Ah, it was worth clicking on this thread just for the Hellsing reference. Now there's a show so bat**** insane you don't even need the parody version


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