Men in Steam Rooms

c68zapdsm5i1ru

I've just seen a discussion, on another forum, about why men do so much grunting and groaning and huffing and puffing and gasping when they're in the steam room, compared to women who just sit their quietly. I've always noticed this in the steam room in Carlisle gym.

Some guy said it was because they felt that women might feel uncomfortable and that the men were eyeing them up and down in their swimsuits so they make all this noise to demonstrate that they're their to breathe in the steam etc etc and for no other reason. Seems like a strange reason to me, as surely panting and puffing is far more threatening and off putting that someone just sitting there minding their own business. Why would any woman even use the steam room if they felt uncomfortable with guys being in there as well?

So just out of curiosity, do the males on here agree with the above reason or otherwise why do they do it?

anncoates

Is there a fair bit of movement under their towel when this is happening?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Probably because they're more out of shape.

c68zapdsm5i1ru

Well, I can't see with all that steam. I hope not

Mesrine65

No idea Bella Bella.

My own experience of a steam room/sauna was in Norway when visiting friends.

Family & neighbours were all over for a new years party & suggested we all retire to the sauna for some libations

OK says I, why not?

Off I trotted for the auld shorts, preserve the dignity like.

Long story short, I arrived into the sauna & they were all starkers, neighbours, the granny, fúcking everyone :eek:

Morto I was :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Mesrine65 wrote: »

No idea Bella Bella.

My own experience of a steam room/sauna was in Norway when visiting friends.

Family & neighbours were all over for a new years party & suggested we all retire to the sauna for some libations

OK says I, why not?

Off I trotted for the auld shorts, preserve the dignity like.

Long story short, I arrived into the sauna & they were all starkers, neighbours, the granny, fúcking everyone :eek:

Morto I was :pac:

Interesting point: do naked people make more noise than those wearing swimwear? This could be an indicator...

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I'm usually panting because I'm tearing the hole off some nubile young twink.

#IVotedYes

Penny Tration

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

I'm usually panting because I'm tearing the hole off some nubile young twink.

#VoteYes

I think that may be the most gross thing I've read on boards all week :pac:

Collie D

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

I think that may be the most gross thing I've read on boards all week :pac:

Wait til you open my PM

Niemoj

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

I'm usually panting because I'm tearing the hole off some nubile young twink.

#IVotedYes

Couldn't stop laughing at this.

I blame the internet.

c68zapdsm5i1ru

There's always one immature creep, isn't there?

Pathetic post, in my opinion.

testicle

Zainab Petite Treeless wrote: »

There's always one immature creep, isn't there?

Pathetic post, in my opinion.

Madam, you opened this thread in After Hours. What exactly were you expecting?

Collie D

In answer to the OP I like to breathe in the steam. Don't think I do it loudly and doubt it's because I'm male but next time I might be a bit self aware if people think it's pervy.

Think you could be seeing something that might not be there

Wacker The Attacker

The moral of this thread is that fanny is excellent.

Mesrine65

Zainab Petite Treeless wrote: »

There's always one immature creep, isn't there?

Pathetic post, in my opinion.

Light hearted bit of banter Zainab Petite Treeless...chill

Howjoe1

Mesrine65 wrote: »

No idea Bella Bella.

My own experience of a steam room/sauna was in Norway when visiting friends.

Family & neighbours were all over for a new years party & suggested we all retire to the sauna for some libations

OK says I, why not?

Off I trotted for the auld shorts, preserve the dignity like.

Long story short, I arrived into the sauna & they were all starkers, neighbours, the granny, fúcking everyone :eek:

Morto I was :pac:

Was the Granny Hot!


..........................with all the steam?

Mesrine65

As wrinkled as a Shar Pei :eek:

Niemoj

Mesrine65 wrote: »

As wrinkled as a Shar Pei :eek:

Had to Google what that is.

Cute dogs but manky visual thought!

YFlyer

Mesrine65 wrote: »

No idea Bella

Long story short, I arrived into the sauna & they were all starkers, neighbours, the granny fúcking everyone :eek:

Morto I was :pac:

And you as well?

Mesrine65

^ :pac::pac::pac:

identer

Letting others men know am not asleep incase..............

Penny Tration

Collie D wrote: »

Wait til you open my PM

Still waiting.

Creeper fail!

identer

identer wrote: »

Letting others men know am not asleep incase..............

Incase Collie D shows up....*joke*

c68zapdsm5i1ru

testicle wrote: »

Madam, you opened this thread in After Hours. What exactly were you expecting?

Well, not the kind of responses my 15 year old and his sniggering mates would come up with in the school yard. All for humour and wit. But that requires subtlety and intelligence.

mad muffin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB689u0u6ZM

nullzero

In reply to the OP, I've been in gyms for years and used steam rooms and saunas the whole time and I've never noticed this phenomenon. I do think women a predisposed to assuming men in these situations are perving on them when typically they aren't at least not beyond simply looking at a person when they come into their field of vision. Also that twink post was very funny, you need a sense of humor in AH

mfceiling

Zainab Petite Treeless wrote: »

Well, not the kind of responses my 15 year old and his sniggering mates would come up with in the school yard. All for humour and wit. But that requires subtlety and intelligence.

You're looking for humour, wit, subtlety and intelligence and you posted in AH?

crazyderk

Zainab Petite Treeless wrote: »

Well, not the kind of responses my 15 year old and his sniggering mates would come up with in the school yard. All for humour and wit. But that requires subtlety and intelligence.

Do you even After Hours Bro?

ah no all kidding aside, I've been in saunas and steam rooms but I can only last a couple of minutes so I've never gotten moans or grunts or squeaks*




*thats what she said

Conall Cernach

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Off I trotted for the auld shorts, preserve the dignity like.

Long story short, I arrived into the sauna & they were all starkers, neighbours, the granny, fúcking everyone :eek:

Morto I was :pac:

You'd have been more morto if it had been the other way round and they were all in shorts and you starkers.

NachoBusiness

Mumsnet I take it OP?

Pay no mind to them. Bunch of misandric harumphers the lot of 'em.

dd972

I'm sure I didn't click the LGBT forum...

jimgoose

Steamers. EOF.