It's nearly June

uch

I'm sitting here with the Boss in me vest and knickers, and she's feckin freezing, but for fks sake it's nearly june, do women just feel the cold more than men or is my wife just a freak or what. Are all women allergic cold ?

Tony Beetroot

uch wrote: »

I'm sitting here with the Boss in me

Must not be enjoying it to say you are browsing boards while on the job.

uch

Tony Beetroot wrote: »

Must not be enjoying

That'd be you

Smidge

Have the fire going here and I cant remember(apart from snow one may when I was a kid)a colder more miserable May:(

Cookie_Dough

No

StewartGriffin

So you're in your vest and Knickers, sitting beside Bruce Springsteen, and the wife is moaning about the cold?

Did I get that right?

Alexis Sanchez

I got nicely sunburned today. Hopefully, I'll be bronzed by the end of Summer.

Diabhal Beag

I've been wearing shorts since March.

The Dogs Bollix

Hate to say it but the longest day of the year is in June. After that the days start getting shorter.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Always cold on this dam island. I'm heading to Sicily for a wedding in two weeks in June. I'm going to get fcuking loaded and cause problems. :eek:

stefanovich

uch wrote: »

I'm sitting here with the Boss in me vest and knickers, and she's feckin freezing, but for fks sake it's nearly june, do women just feel the cold more than men or is my wife just a freak or what. Are all women allergic cold ?

Women at work always turning up the heat, to the point where I cannot breathe.

Women have less fat around their internal organs (and more around their jiggly bits).

It causes them to feel cold more often as blood is redirected from arms and legs to keep the body warm.

silverfeather

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Always cold on this dam island. I'm heading to Sicily for a wedding in two weeks in June. I'm going to get fcuking loaded and cause problems. :eek:

Make us proud!

whupdedo

You wear knickers ?

silverfeather

He is free to wear what he wants!

Fr_Dougal

uch wrote: »

I'm sitting here with the Boss in me vest and knickers, and she's feckin freezing, but for fks sake it's nearly june, do women just feel the cold more than men or is my wife just a freak or what. Are all women allergic cold ?

Maybe she wouldn't be so cold if you gave her back her knickers.

mickydoomsux

Women are constantly cold because they are useless.

harry Bailey esq

whupdedo wrote: »

You wear knickers ?

That's what I was thinking,referring to the wife as 'boss' and wearing knickers.OP,do you and your wife have a little kink that involves you wearing knickers,while she dons a stra.... Ah forget it,I'm watching too much red tube,im probably way off the mark.
Probably.

silverfeather

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Women are constantly cold because they are useless.

Dude that's pretty cold.

pmasterson95

Alexis Sanchez wrote: »

I got nicely sunburned today. Hopefully, I'll be bronzed by the end of Summer.

Were ya back in ****in Chile Alexis?

Idjit

uch wrote: »

I'm sitting here with the Boss in me vest and knickers, and she's feckin freezing, but for fks sake it's nearly june, do women just feel the cold more than men or is my wife just a freak or what. Are all women allergic cold ?

I read somewhere that men and women actually do feel temperatures differently due to a different distribution of subcutaneous fat. Women are more sensitive to cold and take longer to warm up but once they are warm they can hold onto the warmth longer around their abdomen (a survival technique to keep organs and potentially pregnant belly alive) while limbs tend to suffer.

It's also supposedly why women can have absolutely boiling showers; their skin absorbs the heat more readily through the thicker layers of fat. Men have more muscle mass and less fat so they are able to maintain a better constant temperatue but extreme heat would be more uncomfortable to them than to women.

uck51js9zml2yt

Alexis Sanchez wrote: »

I got nicely sunburned today. Hopefully, I'll be bronzed by the end of Summer.

And you may even get skin cancer by october:rolleyes:

mickydoomsux

Jade182 wrote: »

I read somewhere that men and women actually do feel temperatures differently due to a different distribution of subcutaneous fat. Women are more sensitive to cold and take longer to warm up but once they are warm they can hold onto the warmth longer around their abdomen (a survival technique to keep organs and potentially pregnant belly alive) while limbs tend to suffer.

It's also supposedly why women can have absolutely boiling showers; their skin absorbs the heat more readily through the thicker layers of fat. Men have more muscle mass and less fat so they are able to maintain a better constant temperatue but extreme heat would be more uncomfortable to them than to women.

So, basically, all women have a layer of blubber and us men are all muscle bound hunks?

Seems about right.

harry Bailey esq

Jade182 wrote: »

I read somewhere that men and women actually do feel temperatures differently due to a different distribution of subcutaneous fat. Women are more sensitive to cold and take longer to warm up but once they are warm they can hold onto the warmth longer around their abdomen (a survival technique to keep organs and potentially pregnant belly alive) while limbs tend to suffer.

It's also supposedly why women can have absolutely boiling showers; their skin absorbs the heat more readily through the thicker layers of fat. Men have more muscle mass and less fat so they are able to maintain a better constant temperatue but extreme heat would be more uncomfortable to them than to women.

Aw why you gotta spoil the thread with facts?They have no place here.Away with you now,an take your truth telling somewhere else I say!

_Kaiser_

I'd actually be the opposite.. I'd be complaining about the heat while women around me would be talking about how cold it is.

This is even worse in a multinational where the facilities guys have to jack up the heating to try and keep those used to more Mediterranean climates happy... At least I have a window I suppose! (I actually lost a window seat years ago because it was needed for someone who needed more sunlight?? They didn't LOOK like a tulip, although....)

ElvisChrist6

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Maybe she wouldn't be so cold if you gave her back her knickers.

I only heard a while ago that a lot of people say knickers only for women from my girlfriend. Used to, and still do, call my own underwear knickers! Granda did the same as far as I remember. Ah well!

catallus

This weather is absolutely horrendous for May.

Where the hell is all this global warming they promised us????!

Merces

Autumn and spring are my favourite seasons. Winter is way too cold and it cost's a fortune to keep the place hot. I have a low tolerance to heat so some Summers can be too hot for me.

Sam Kade

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

I only heard a while ago that a lot of people say knickers only for women from my girlfriend. Used to, and still do, call my own underwear knickers! Granda did the same as far as I remember. Ah well!

So Dublin men wear knickers I've heard it all now

silverfeather

It is very nearly June and then it will be nearly July! It's my birthday then! Summer is my favorite month.

Tell me when it is June ok? I like to stay updated on these things :-)

Sam Kade

silverfeather wrote: »

It is very nearly June and then it will be nearly July! It's my birthday then! Summer is my favorite month.

Tell me when it is June ok? I like to stay updated on these things :-)

When I was going to school summer lasted a whole 3 months

silverfeather

Sam Kade wrote: »

When I was going to school summer lasted a whole 3 months

lol

wakka12

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Hate to say it but the longest day of the year is in June. After that the days start getting shorter.

Why do you hate to say that? Thats not so bad. Its not like it gets dark in july at 6pm

Sam Kade

wakka12 wrote: »

Why do you hate to say that? Thats not so bad. Its not like it gets dark in july at 6pm

Maybe it's because the dogs bollix shrivels up after June :eek:

Lyaiera

ElvisChrist6 wrote: »

I only heard a while ago that a lot of people say knickers only for women from my girlfriend. Used to, and still do, call my own underwear knickers! Granda did the same as far as I remember. Ah well!

'twas the same for me growing up in my house.

I still cringe though when a friend calls his socks his stockings.

anncoates

Women seem to have a specific gene that makes them want to alter shared office temperatures to sauna levels.

my teapot is orange

Yes, women feel the cold more than men. Windows open or closed?/Air con on or off? is a permanent battle of the sexes in every office.