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You know you're into watches when.....

  • 19-05-2015 11:13am
    #1
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,777 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Just thought I'd start a light hearted thread on the little personality quirks of people who are into watches. Don't be embarrassed, it might be good to know that you're not the only one. So here's mine:

    When you check the old magazines in a doctor's waiting room for interesting watch ads:pac:

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭sparrowcar


    When the wife leaves the house and I head upstairs with the iPad for some "special time" and end up just looking at watches instead....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Johnnio13


    When the wife keeps saying "why do you bother looking at watches you can't afford all the time. Here is the argos catalogue"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭CarltonBrowne


    When somebody tells you that they've just bought a Porsche and you ask if it was made by IWC, Orfina or Eterna.









    Apologies - I think I've posted this before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,651 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    When you miss what someone is saying because you're trying to catch what's on their wrist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,209 ✭✭✭bren2002


    Your estimation of a person goes up when you notice they have a real watch.
    And conversely goes down if someone asks you is yours a fake.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Homer


    You know your wrist size but no other body measurement :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,578 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    someone asks you "Have you got a problem?" when you are staring sideways at them trying to see the name on the Dial :o

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    When you absentmindedly try to handwind a quartz watch. Yep.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,520 ✭✭✭893bet


    If you fall or stumble you instinctive protect your left wrist incase you damage your watch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭valoren


    Manchester United get drawn against Basel in the Champions League and you start thinking about new watches.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,777 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    You have to get the post before your OH, or, you now use your work address, for ebay/paypal and then smuggle 'stuff' home.

    I read a book about antique tractor restoration and to keep things simple the advice was to only specialize in one particular model of tractor. This way whenever a new one arrived you could (honestly) say ''it's just spare parts for that one over there''.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,578 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    valoren wrote: »
    Manchester United get drawn against Basel in the Champions League and you start thinking about new watches.

    Actually took a Job working for a company as they were based in Basel...

    Left 3 months ago....Miss flying into Zurich

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,713 ✭✭✭flutered


    Wibbs wrote: »
    When you absentmindedly try to handwind a quartz watch. Yep.
    a few times i got a nice watch online very cheaply because it was advertised as needing a battery, when all it required was a good shake


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭Daemonic


    You browse and buy straps with no particular watch in mind for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭rwbug


    You are channel hopping and stop on babestation to try to identify her watch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,568 ✭✭✭Ionised


    When you are getting your eyes tested and end up having a 20 minute conversation with the optician about his watch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,357 ✭✭✭emo72


    rwbug wrote: »
    You are channel hopping and stop on babestation to try to identify her watch

    Well played. Noted for future reference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,578 ✭✭✭Deep Thought


    rwbug wrote: »
    You are channel hopping and stop on babestation to try to identify her watch

    They wear watches...errrr....and what is this Babestaion you speak of ??

    The narrower a man’s mind, the broader his statements.



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