Anyone on here.....

Hagar7

......ever pictured a poster you've seen posting for years and thought it was a he and turned out to be a she and vice versa?

I was on another forum a few months ago typing away about a computer problem and thanked someone little did I realise he was a she,she knew more about computers than I did yet I've being doing wee repairs since 1998.

groucho marx

No

Junkyard Tom

I always thought The Backwards Man was a man but he's actually a centaur.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Hagar7 wrote: »

I've being doing wee repairs since 1998.

Are you a Gynaecologist?

myshirt

Junkyard Cat wrote: »

I always thought The Backwards Man was a man but he's actually a centaur.

Mind.... blown

I thought the Wee only came out in 2006. The Wee U is the new thing now isn't it?

MRnotlob606

I was born in 1956.

Junkyard Tom

myshirt wrote: »

Mind.... blown

Yep. Being a centaur gave him a huge advantage in the 'one tonne turf cutter's challenge' that he won three years in a row before being banned from the competition.

Vandango

Hagar7 wrote: »

......ever pictured a poster you've seen posting for years and thought it was a he and turned out to be a she and vice versa?

Looks like someone had too much of the oul funky cold medina last night.

whatismyname

Yes

Birneybau

I hate this new clickbait thread trend.

A woman who knows about computers! No wonder you're bewildered Op, I've never, ever heard of that kind of thing before.

Lyaiera

I once thought someone was a nice fellow. It turned out he was not.

The Backwards Man

I thought I saw one driving a car once.

Turns out it was a horsebox.


edit; a centaur I mean!

anncoates

Maybe she shaved her legs and then he was a she.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Hagar7 wrote: »

......ever pictured a poster you've seen posting for years and thought it was a he and turned out to be a she and vice versa?

I was on another forum a few months ago typing away about a computer problem and thanked someone little did I realise he was a she,she knew more about computers than I did yet I've being doing wee repairs since 1998.

Imagine that, a female knowing more about computers than a male! What is the world coming to, next thing you'll hear is that the head of the Gardai is a woman....

anncoates

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I thought I saw one driving a car once.

Turns out it was a horsebox.


edit; a centaur I mean!

You know those Tennents and Bucky cocktails never do you any good.

anncoates

anncoates wrote: »

Maybe she shaved her legs and then he was a she.

Hey, babe.

galljga1

I am confused at to whether Cen Taurus is equine or bovine.

anncoates

Candie wrote: »

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....came from out on the island.

FluffyAngel

1996 is such a long time ago..
i rember it like yesterday ...

galljga1

FluffyAngel wrote: »

1996 is such a long time ago..
i rember it like yesterday ...

That's alzheimer's for you. I bet you have no idea what actually happened yesterday.

Hagar7

Candie wrote: »

A woman who knows about computers! No wonder you're bewildered Op, I've never, ever heard of that kind of thing before.

Och Candie,you know what I mean,I'm not saying women can't be smart when it comes to computers but I once got a text from my wife saying "Tony,my windows is completely frozen,help."
I texted back "put car antifreeze on it."
She replies "Computer totally fooked now"

Hagar7

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Imagine that, a female knowing more about computers than a male! What is the world coming to, next thing you'll hear is that the head of the Gardai is a woman....

Tbh,I cudny tell you if she is.:)

catallus

Sometimes there are men who pretend to be women too! And women who pretend to be men! And some people pretend to be both!

What a marvellous age we live in!

chughes

anncoates wrote: »

Maybe she shaved her legs and then he was a she.

Candie wrote: »

Hey, babe.

This thread is getting a little bit on the wild side....

Fat Christy

I just assume all posters are male.

Hagar7

catallus wrote: »

Sometimes there are men who pretend to be women too! And women who pretend to be men! And some people pretend to be both!

What a marvellous age we live in!

That's a wee bit pervy,why on earth do folk want tae pretend tae be something they ain't?

fizzypish

Hagar7 wrote: »

......ever pictured a poster you've seen posting for years and thought it was a he and turned out to be a she and vice versa?

I was on another forum a few months ago typing away about a computer problem and thanked someone little did I realise he was a she,she knew more about computers than I did yet I've being doing wee repairs since 1998.

There's a transgendered forum on boards. It'll blow your mind!

Tiddlypeeps

Hagar7 wrote: »

Och Candie,you know what I mean,I'm not saying women can't be smart when it comes to computers but I once got a text from my wife saying "Tony,my windows is completely frozen,help."
I texted back "put car antifreeze on it."
She replies "Computer totally fooked now"

You're wife is useless computers, the only logical conclusion you could possibly draw from that is all women are morons when it comes to computers. It's only sensible to tar everyone with the same brush like, you know what I mean...

MRnotlob606

thanks for giving me that

RomanKnows

I remember being shocked when I discovered that Pighead was actually an overweight menopausal woman with two teenage children.

Hagar7

fizzypish wrote: »

There's a transgendered forum on boards. It'll blow your mind!

Er,no thanks bud,I'll pass.

Hagar7

Tiddlypeeps wrote: »

You're wife is useless computers, the only logical conclusion you could possibly draw from that is all women are morons when it comes to computers. It's only sensible to tar everyone with the same brush like, you know what I mean...

You do know I was only joking

Tiddlypeeps

Tiddlypeeps wrote: »

You're wife is useless computers, the only logical conclusion you could possibly draw from that is all women are morons when it comes to computers. It's only sensible to tar everyone with the same brush like, you know what I mean...

You know how it goes:

Man is bad driver -
'That man is a terrible driver!'

Woman is a bad driver -
'Women are such bad drivers'

Rinse et repeat.

Pighead

RomanKnows wrote: »

I remember being shocked when I discovered that Pighead was actually an overweight menopausal woman with two teenage children.

You should change your name to RomanKnowsSweetFcukAll.

Pighead is not overweight.
No comment on the other bits.

The Backwards Man

Pighead wrote: »

You should change your name to RomanKnowsSweetFcukAll.

Pighead is not overweight.
No comment on the other bits.

The Beetlejuice of boards.

Hagar7

RomanKnows wrote: »

I remember being shocked when I discovered that Pighead was actually an overweight menopausal woman with two teenage children.

I think you should read the book 'How to win friends and influence people.'
It might come in handy one day.:)