Restaurant shut down for serving HUMAN FLESH

JONJO THE MISER

They discovered human heads which were still dripping blood into plastic bags

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html

Fr_Dougal

Thank god they closed down head shops in Ireland a few years ago.

Antar Bolaeisk

All the pictures look so tasty.

Rhyme

(FILE PHOTO OF PORK CHOPS)

(FILE PHOTO OF BEEF STEAK)

very important distinctions made in that article.

dmc17

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

They discovered human heads which were still dripping blood into plastic bags

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html

Well, at least they were fresh I suppose....

jcsoulinger

The Priest quoted seemed more shocked by the price than anything else.

FortuneChip

'I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive.'

Was he disgusted in that order?
"You served me human meat!? And it cost HOW MUCH????"

The Backwards Man

Balls.

Same story here 15 months ago, same dubious source.

Mr. Incognito

Now we know how the nigerian princes died

elfy4eva

If I lived in Nigeria i'd be soylent myself about now.

Sir Osis of Liver.

£2.20 for a slap-up meal?





Moved to Bargain Alerts.

walkingshadow

Now that's a story I can really sink my teeth into.

Emsloe

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Now we know how the nigerian princes died

Well maybe if you'd given them your bank details like they asked in their email it coulda ended differently.

Mint Aero

So what OP? What's your view?

sentient_6

Pictures in the article and I like that they felt they had to clarify with '(file photo of pork chops)'.

rodneyTrotter.

Thanks for the heads up ..

KKkitty

I'm sure diners couldn't quite put their finger on what was different about the food.

Sand

One resident said: 'I am not surprised at the shocking revelation...

Either you're not surprised, or its a shocking revelation. Cant be both.

anncoates

The hysterical caps in the thread title are good.

Reads like a vintage pulp Sci-Fi mag cover.

Birneybau

Ooh a head bag, chock full of heady goodness.

lizzyman

One resident said: 'I am not surprised at the shocking revelation... Every time I went to the market, I observed strange activities going on in the hotel.

'People who were never cleanly dressed and who looked a bit strange made their way in and out of the hotel, making me very suspicious of their activities.'

Sartorial standards slipping in Nigeria shocker

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Balls.

Same story here 15 months ago, same dubious source.

I've become used to the press making up stories to fill slots, but it annoys me when they are too lazy to make up new ones.

I haven't read the "14 year old eaten by snake in India" one in ages. Or "London school bans baa baa black sheep".

endacl

jcsoulinger wrote: »

The Priest quoted seemed more shocked by the price than anything else.

Ah, sure a priest'd be used to it. Don't they do cannibalism every Sunday?

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

Did they eat da poo poo ?

silverfeather

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

They discovered human heads which were still dripping blood into plastic bags

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html

That is horrific. There is very little back story though. What actually happened to the victims?

silverfeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Balls.

Same story here 15 months ago, same dubious source.

I really hope it's NOT true.

Dangerous Man

elfy4eva wrote: »

If I lived in Nigeria i'd be soylent myself about now.

Best joke of the thread by a mile - only two thanks - bloody peasants.

lizzyman

endacl wrote: »

Ah, sure a priest'd be used to it. Don't they do cannibalism every Sunday?

From what I remember, cannibalism is generally frowned upon unless the flesh in question came from a zombie who was formerly nailed to a cross for pissing off the Romans. Then it's cool.

silverfeather

... im scurred

Dangerous Man

And another fucking thing. I don't even know why I bother coming to this place. The hypocrisy of most of the people here is sickening.

If you don't vote yes you're a bigot and you're this and you're that - the intolerance is staggering.

And that we have this shit - we all fuckking know somebody who has eaten human flesh at some point; I'd say there are many on here who have done so themselves.

Just drop it because I'm getting sick of it.

lizzyman

Dangerous Man wrote: »

And another fucking thing. I don't even know why I bother coming to this place. The hypocrisy of most of the people here is sickening.

There is a little x at the top of your screen that will close this window and you'll never have to see boards again.

Dangerous Man wrote: »

If you don't vote yes you're a bigot

Vote No for all I care. It's your democratic right to vote how you want. History and the rest of civilised society will not judge you kindly though.

Dangerous Man wrote: »

And that we have this shit - we all fuckking know somebody who has eaten human flesh at some point; I'd say there are many on here who have done so themselves.

Ummm no?

fatknacker

"I'll have one Boko Haramburger please. No mayo"

LDN_Irish

Further proof that the average Daily Mail reader would believe anything the paper prints without giving it any thought whatsoever.

A carbon copy of a fake story from 4 years ago dressed as news. Embarrassing.

whupdedo

Dangerous Man wrote: »

And another fucking thing. I don't even know why I bother coming to this place.

You realise here isn't actually a place , it's the Internet