Let's be honest, I'm an awesome poster

DoYouEvenLift

You've probably thanked one of my threads or posts because why wouldn't you? They're all perfectly thought up and articulate to the point you may assume it's Shakespeare typing among you.


I wonder how long more it'll take before I'm asked if I would honour this forum by joining the moderating team. Not that I'll accept, of course. Half the current moderators would be incapable of dealing with their jealousy of my meticulous moderating suddenly taking the forum and trolls by storm and not to mention my new found friendship with the administrators who invite me over for dinner as a gesture of thanks for cleaning up the filth and peasants on the forum.


I will, however, settle for some remuneration for all the revenue generated by the ads that appeared in my countless quality threads. There's no doubt that other posters were so enamoured by me and my threads that they even purposely clicked on the ads as a way of saying thank you and supporting boards financially for allowing them free access to my original content.


I would thank you for reading, but it'll be me being thanked for providing the reading. So...


As you were.

endacl

OK

kfallon

Gym wanker :pac:

No_Comply

I think it's good you have a popular online persona. Unlike the actual one you inhabit in real life. We all need something to keep us believing in ourselves.

whiskeyman

Thread title has an additional 't' at the end that's no longer required...









Mods, perhaps this can be updated?

:pac:

DoYouEvenLift

No_Comply wrote: »

I think it's good you have a popular online persona. Unlike the actual one you inhabit in real life. We all need something to keep us believing in ourselves.

It's okay to be jealous of success!

Lingua Franca

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

I usually twirl the hairs between my finiger tips and if that doesn't get the point across I pull them hehe

UCDVet

Hi,

I'm currently studying flimmaking and I'd love to do a documentary on a gentlemen of distinction such as yourself. Would you be interested?

Opening scene - camera, tight zoom on your biceps....you curling. Camera zooms back to show your well defined delts and tris. Zooms further back and we can see that you're curling an olympic sized bar. WOW. The audience knows you lift. Zooms out further and we see the squat rack that you're standing in. Further still and we see the gym is crowded, packed to the brim, but you're in your THE ZONE, curling in the squat rack, while some big burly power lifter looks mildly annoyed in your direction.

The title appears...
'Do you even lift, bro? The true story of a bro who lifted too much'.

Cut to you, at your computer desk. Possibly with a whey shaker. You're typing, you're smiling, your reciting outline, repeating the words, practicing them, like a chief sipping his soup....only your flavor is that of the written word. You're on boards.ie. And you are literally winning the internet.

This will be like Rocky meets Slumdog Millionaire meets the Matrix.

DoYouEvenLift

UCDVet wrote: »

Hi,

I'm currently studying flimmaking and I'd love to do a documentary on a gentlemen of distinction such as yourself. Would you be interested?

Opening scene - camera, tight zoom on your biceps....you curling. Camera zooms back to show your well defined delts and tris. Zooms further back and we can see that you're curling an olympic sized bar. WOW. The audience knows you lift. Zooms out further and we see the squat rack that you're standing in. Further still and we see the gym is crowded, packed to the brim, but you're in your THE ZONE, curling in the squat rack, while some big burly power lifter looks mildly annoyed in your direction.

The title appears...
'Do you even lift, bro? The true story of a bro who lifted too much'.

Cut to you, at your computer desk. Possibly with a whey shaker. You're typing, you're smiling, your reciting outline, repeating the words, practicing them, like a chief sipping his soup....only your flavor is that of the written word. You're on boards.ie. And you are literally winning the internet.

This will be like Rocky meets Slumdog Millionaire meets the Matrix.

Only if I get to say "I lift things up and put them down" while staring past the camera with glistening eyes and a hopeful smile.


Kind of like this dog, but not looking directly at the camera. The camera hasn't earned the right to my eye contact.

Flood

Your special op.

The Diabolical Monocle

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

You've probably thanked one of my threads or posts because why wouldn't you? They're all perfectly thought up and articulate to the point you may assume it's Shakespeare typing among you.


I wonder how long more it'll take before I'm asked if I would honour this forum by joining the moderating team. Not that I'll accept, of course. Half the current moderators would be incapable of dealing with their jealousy of my meticulous moderating suddenly taking the forum and trolls by storm and not to mention my new found friendship with the administrators who invite me over for dinner as a gesture of thanks for cleaning up the filth and peasants on the forum.


I will, however, settle for some remuneration for all the revenue generated by the ads that appeared in my countless quality threads. There's no doubt that other posters were so enamoured by me and my threads that they even purposely clicked on the ads as a way of saying thank you and supporting boards financially for allowing them free access to my original content.


I would thank you for reading, but it'll be me being thanked for providing the reading. So...


As you were.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P_w

Sheep Lover

You might be awesome, but not as good as me. Not by a long way sonny Jim.

bjork

Do you even post?

Fleawuss

Inviting honesty in a forum is a neat trap to get the truth tellers.

zAbbo

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Shall I compare there to a summer's day?

Close.

DoYouEvenLift

zAbbo wrote: »

Close.

You're saying my posts are so good even Mr Burns reads them? Haha that's really lovely, thanks.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Keep up the good work.

Lingua Franca

Do you think reading comprehension is one of your many and varied talents?

DoYouEvenLift

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Do you think reading comprehension is one of your many and varied talents?

Oh yes, I most certainly enjoy a spot of reading.

Mint Aero

You're too awesome for AH op, banning imminent to take down the righteous bros such as your good self

DoYouEvenLift

Mint Aero wrote: »

You're too awesome for AH op, banning imminent to take down the righteous bros such as your good self

Hate us 'cause they anus m80

rolliepoley

Be humble.

biko

Was OP too long to read?
In short - "I am full of myself".

RonanP77

DoYouEvenLift wrote:

You've probably thanked one of my threads or posts because why wouldn't you? They're all perfectly thought up and articulate to the point you may assume it's Shakespeare typing among you.

Have you been here long? I never noticed the name popping up before. I'm sure you're great though and I've really missed out.

silverfeather

You're human. You make mistakes. I forgive and let it all go.

Sincerely wishing you the best in life.

Don't take the internet too seriously.

anncoates

Just skip straight to the rejoinders.

Possibly the best advice one could ever impart on boards.

coolbeans

I'm a bit embarrassed for the OP. UCDvet's post was so much better. Kudos to you UCDvet.

Incidentally, are you a veterinarian or a veteran of UCD ? Bet I'm not the only one who wonders.

sdanseo

A feeble attempt at self-flattery in the vein of Pighead. Stop trying, dig upwards, and maybe you can regain some credibility.

Is there a button that does the opposite of thanks, whereby we might be able to deflate the poor lad's ego?

DoYouEvenLift

silverfeather wrote: »

You're human. You make mistakes. I forgive and let it all go.

Sincerely wishing you the best in life.

Don't take the internet too seriously.

You're doing exactly that by posting that advice lol

sdanseo wrote: »

A feeble attempt at self-flattery in the vein of Pighead. Stop trying, dig upwards, and maybe you can regain some credibility.

Is there a button that does the opposite of thanks, whereby we might be able to deflate the poor lad's ego?

Lmao, you are seriously asking for a completely meaningless button on the internet that can be pressed to indicate disagreement with someone? I'd love to know how deep your passive aggressive traits go lol.


"Oh no, not the 'No Thanks' button...anything but that! My ego can't take that!"


I thanked your post because I'm assuming it genuinely matters to you and would make you feel better. Lol, there I go again being a great guy!

Chloris

silverfeather wrote:

Don't take the internet too seriously.

I hate to bump this thread but

DoYouEvenLift wrote:

You're doing exactly that by posting that advice lol

For a guy who is presumably attempting some jokey internet sarcasm (or is just tragically deluded about people on the internets' opinions), he sure let that one fly by.

Nucular Arms

<snigger>

:pac:

jeepers101

I've just realised that threads started by people on your ignore list still show up on your home page.

I feel a visit to feedback coming on.

whatismyname

jeepers101 wrote: »

I've just realised that threads started by people on your ignore list still show up on your home page.

I feel a visit to feedback coming on.

yeah bit annoying that alright

whatismyname

jeepers101 wrote: »

I've just realised that threads started by people on your ignore list still show up on your home page.

I feel a visit to feedback coming on.

Ancient Mural wrote: »

Why did you post on his thread then, seems like a childish attempt at getting a dig in to me.

A childish dig at you, some random one day old account (Probably a bit soon to be on anyone's ignore list) who didn't start this thread? Yeah, seems likely

is this thread serious?? if so maybe change your name to ":)do you even shirt lift"!

cloud493

All I ever hear about is this cloud493 guy. cloud493 this, cloud493 that.

DoYouEvenLift

jeepers101 wrote: »

I've just realised that threads started by people on your ignore list still show up on your home page.

I feel a visit to feedback coming on.

Lmao at even going to the effort of posting ITT. I guarantee you still click 'view post' on every one of mine and other people's posts on your ignore list too.

I would ask who you are, but I don't care enough to, so instead here's a dapper rabbit

DoYouEvenLift

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I would ask who you are, but I don't care enough to, so instead here's a dapper rabbit

You don't care enough to ask who I am, but you care enough to go to the effort to state that you don't care enough to ask. Right.


I do like rabbits though!

Rubberchikken

funny, i don't recognise your name.
now, back in your box;)

DoYouEvenLift

Rubberchikken wrote: »

funny, i don't recognise your name.
now, back in your box;)

If you had said this to me in person, would you have actually winked at me?

DoYouEvenLift

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

You don't care enough to ask who I am, but you care enough to go to the effort to state that you don't care enough to ask. Right.


I do like rabbits though!

You misunderstand. That was done just so I can post that photo of the rabbit. I don't care much about you, but I care about that dapper rabbit.

the_syco

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

You've probably thanked one of my threads or posts because why wouldn't you?

I wouldn't because they're full of crap?

DoYouEvenLift

the_syco wrote: »

I wouldn't because they're full of crap?

Thanks for the bump and making my crap more viewable on the forum lol.

Generic Dreadhead

Are you, Mint Aero and Aongus Von Bismarck just sat around a table doing this whole thing for a really long bet? :pac:

RobbingBandit

All I know is if I ever meet any of you in the real world I am imaginary so you will need to wish real hard for me to appear or just drop lots of acid, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Robsweezie

Cormac... wrote:

Are you, Mint Aero and Aongus Von Bismarck just sat around a table doing this whole thing for a really long bet?

The aongus bashing on here is funny but kinda sad. People just gang up on him with pot shots and sly digs. He's like an unpopular big brother housemate that gets nominated week in week out but won't be voted off. He's a favourite of mine.

rtron

If like the song "everything is awesome", then your posting would be...normal.

bnt

If by "poster" you mean something flat, paper-thin and two-dimensional, then ... sure, you're an amazing poster!