Would you go out with a robot or an operating system ?

badabing106 · 10-05-2015 12:07am #1

In the future...

Has anybody seen the film "her". If a robot gave you more emotional support, understood you fully, your physical needs, your professional needs, social responsibilities..

Would you you be happier with a non human?

silverfeather · 10-05-2015 12:07am

no

Ruu · 10-05-2015 12:08am

Yes.

diusmr8a504cvk · 10-05-2015 12:09am

I'd be making sure to run some bĺowjob software on it first...

fergus1001 · 10-05-2015 12:12am

As long as i didn't have to use Internet explorer

Mr. Incognito · 10-05-2015 12:25am

I know a lot of lads going out with porn sites or pictures off tinder that send them messages.

Flood · 10-05-2015 12:35am

Are we human or are we dancer

syklops · 10-05-2015 12:36am

I'm not entirely convinced I'm not already.

Junkyard Tom · 10-05-2015 12:37am

No. I'd prefer someone who'd tell me to shut the fuck up every so often.

syklops · 10-05-2015 12:40am

Junkyard Cat wrote: »

No. I'd prefer someone who'd tell me to shut the fuck up every so often.

You can have mine.

10-05-2015 12:42am

badabing106 wrote: »

In the future...

Has anybody seen the film "her". If a robot gave you more emotional support, understood you fully, your physical needs, your professional needs, social responsibilities..

Would you you be happier with a non human?

What if she got a virus? :pac:

10-05-2015 12:45am

Junkyard Cat wrote: »

No. I'd prefer someone who'd tell me to shut the fuck up every so often.

Few lines of java code and bobs your uncle

If junkyardcat = shíttalkingmode;

System.out.println("shut the fúck up junkyardcat");

else

System.out.println("oh you are so right master");

Junkyard Tom · 10-05-2015 12:58am

Deleted User wrote: »

Few lines of java code and bobs your uncle

If junkyardcat = shíttalkingmode;

System.out.println("shut the fúck up junkyardcat");

else

System.out.println("oh you are so right master");

Sorry but I don't speak geek. :pac:

syklops · 10-05-2015 12:59am

Deleted User wrote: »

Few lines of java code and bobs your uncle

If junkyardcat = shíttalkingmode;

System.out.println("shut the fúck up junkyardcat");

else

System.out.println("oh you are so right master");

Wish she was a robot now. Then at least I could patch her.

10-05-2015 1:03am

Junkyard Cat wrote: »

Sorry but I don't speak geek. :pac:

Ha ha ha

the ironic thing is i felt like a complete dunce compared to my fellow colleagues when i was doing it in college all of those years ago. Bring it to a professional programmer and they'll tune her up for you :pac:

FISMA · 10-05-2015 1:04am

badabing106 wrote: »

If a robot gave you more emotional support, understood you fully, your physical needs, your professional needs, social responsibilities..

Only if there was a mute button...

Fleawuss · 10-05-2015 1:25am

badabing106 wrote: »

In the future...

Has anybody seen the film "her". If a robot gave you more emotional support, understood you fully, your physical needs, your professional needs, social responsibilities..

Would you you be happier with a non human?

Should this be in Adverts for inflatables?

Nucular Arms · 10-05-2015 1:52am

I think it would be much handier to have an android doppelganger of you that would endlessly sit there nodding and making assenting noises/ doing that thing she wants you to do.