So.... I've got a stalker

Spencer Winterbotham

A month ago I broke with a girl who I had met on Tinder. We had been seeing each other sporadically for about 6 weeks. She gave me an ultimatum.. either spend more time with her or hit the road. I volunteered to hit the road. I guess see wasn't expecting that....

Then...... Within minutes of leaving her gaff she starting sending texts demanding that I return. I declined.

Then.... She stated calling my phone and demanding an explanation of why I would not return...

Then.... I receive messages questions my sexual health... (its fine)

Then.... a few days later and I'm lying in bed late at night when the door bell rings. I answer the door and she barges in and demands to know "where is she?"... I was alone. I had to physically remove her from my home. She lived about 40km away and doesn't drive..

Then... her friend starts texting me and asking Why? Why? Why?

Then... I start getting friend requests from odd FB groups... obviously her. I decline..

Then... A few days later I find a match on Tinder.. I am suspicious as the girl is very hot, only one picture and starts texting straight away... The give away is the distance from my device is the exact distance from this girls house which is an obscure spot in the country... She starts to ask "Have I been on Tinder dates before?", "What happened?", "Why did you break up with her"... I call her out... Tell her I'm calling the police.

Then... I get a 4000 word FB message telling me that because she is a psychologist (Yes is a real life fcuking Psychologist) she is worried that she cannot give her patients her full attention as she cannot concentrate because I won't get back with her, that one of her suicidal patients might kill themselves and this will be my fault. "Peoples lives our at stake here!" .. her words..

Then... I block her on Facebook, WhatsApp, my iPhone and Blackberry...

Then... Another Tinder match in the same vain as the last... I threaten legal action...

Then... Another Tinder match in the same vain as the last.... I had caught her out before because she would not agree to become FB friends (and her distance away)... this time she agrees to be FB friends... She has actually gone and set up a full FB profile and tried to muster up some history to make it look authentic... Lots of groups joined but only a couple of friends and only joined Facebook a week ago. She was preparing this most recent assault for a week...

I'm not in Ireland so can't really reach out as I don't speak the lingo here... To be honest i'm treating it as nuisance at the moment... What would I say to the cops anyway? I can't prove she has created all these profiles... anyway they'd probably just tell me to stay off Tinder...

I am only worried about one thing.... I did send her a picture of my cock... from the waist down so you can't see my face...

I know its not nice to poke fun at people with serious mental illness... which she clearly has.. but I'm also a victim here of serious harassment.

She is not some teenager either she is in her 30s and a fcuking Psychologist!! An absolute fruitcake.

We were together for 6 weeks!!

So what are your fun stories of being stalked??

eternal

You posted this before and called her a Physiologist. Therefore you're lying.

EazyD

I'd just count your blessings that you dodged a bullet, she's clearly unstable in every sense of the word.

bjork

Ah, here you are.

HELLO!!

lickme

Trolling is getting worse and worse.

You probably have a stalk on you reading the replys.

househero

eternal wrote: »

You posted this before and called her a Physiologist. Therefore you're lying.

Is that for real?

Are you his stalker?

Could have bin autospell

Spencer Winterbotham

eternal wrote: »

You posted this before and called her a Physiologist. Therefore you're lying.

I know... but i'm finding it amusing now... ergo after-hours..

Lone Stone

Sounds like you met eternal!

Banjo String

Tldr.

Was she hot, and was the sex good?

Spencer Winterbotham

lickme wrote: »

Trolling is getting worse and worse.

You probably have a stalk on you reading the replys.

Who would make this **** up?

Jawgap

Wait,

......you have a Blackberry!

househero

Its not funny lad. Report it to the police but say you are not worried.

All the people I knew in uni studying psychology, were sick in the head themselves.

Guffy

So glad i put the effort in to read that , lol

When the Sun Hits

It sounds like she has serious issues and could be dangerous. Might be a good idea to alert the police.

libelula

Fun stalking story? If you had ever really been stalked/harassed, you wouldn't be calling this 'fun'.

Aint nothing fun about being harassed on the internet

SpaceTime

Being a psychologist doesn't make someone mentally stable!!
It's just a job / set of qualifications.

eternal

Spencer Winterbotham wrote: »

I know... but i'm finding it amusing now... ergo after-hours..

How did she change her occupation in the meantime?

Rhyme

She wants to eat you and fashion your skin into an elegant evening jacket.

Cee-Jay-Cee

First thing, get the fcuk off Tinder and go out and meet normal people in conventional ways!

0ph0rce0

Give us her number. She sounds like a laugh.

eternal

You've changed all the details and you got pages of replies in the Personal section. You're either looking for attention or making the whole lot up. I just wasted valuable moments of my life thinking about this.

fleet_admiral

I hope you dont own any pet rabbits op

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

eternal wrote: »

You've changed all the details and you got pages of replies in the Personal section. You're either looking for attention or making the whole lot up. I just wasted valuable moments of my life thinking about this.

You're the stalker, aren't ya?!

Spencer Winterbotham

eternal wrote: »

You've changed all the details and you got pages of replies in the Personal section. You're either looking for attention or making the whole lot up. I just wasted valuable moments of my life thinking about this.

No I didn't... Check it...

The difference is I now find it funny.

Sand

Have you tried telling her why you broke up with her?

Buona Fortuna

Just a quick bit of advice.

If you keep rabbits, don't get too emotionally attached to them.

eternal

Spencer Winterbotham wrote: »

No I didn't... Check it...

The difference is I now find it funny.

Fair enough but was the career change mentioned for optimum effect. I don't believe someone could make this up.

Spencer Winterbotham

eternal wrote: »

Fair enough but was the career change mentioned for optimum effect. I don't believe someone could make this up.

Corrected that later in the thread... You trying spelling that with spellcheck..

Kelly06

Op you must be a fanny magnet.... Big ride ye are

Lucyfur

MOD

Stalking is never going to be ''fun''.