Ever had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

thelad95

Today, I walked around for an hour with toilet roll hanging out of my arse hanging out of my pants. Can't for the life of me figure out how it got stuck there or in that position.

Also, a few years ago I remember there was this lad in my class in school who bent over to pick up his bag only for the arse of his pants to give way showing what must've been at least a weeks worth of skids underneath. Not pretty.

Flood

Had you a shit an hour previous?

thelad95

Flood wrote: »

Had you a shit an hour previous?

I had but still can't figure out how I didn't notice it stuck there.

kneemos

Door fell off.

Flood

thelad95 wrote: »

I had but still can't figure out how I didn't notice it stuck there.

Was your excrement clingy?

efb

Oh the Lolz and bantz op- better put it on snap chat!

darkpagandeath

Could be a Tubgirl moment tbh.

efb

kneemos wrote: »

Door fell off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo

DEFTLEFTHAND

Have had arse roll stuck to my shoes in pubs and clubs before and not noticed.

Did somebody have to point it out to you or did you finally cop it yourself?

thelad95

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Have had arse roll stuck to my shoes in pubs and clubs before and not noticed.

Did somebody have to point it out to you or did you finally cop it yourself?

Had it pointed out to me by the very kind Chinese cashier in the petrol station when purchasing a chicken fillet roll.

Quite the giggle he got out of it too.

Flood

thelad95 wrote: »

Had it pointed out to me by the very kind Chinese cashier in the petrol station when purchasing a chicken fillet roll.

Did you get the meal deal?

silverfeather

thelad95 wrote: »

Had it pointed out to me by the very kind Chinese cashier in the petrol station when purchasing a chicken fillet roll.

Quite the giggle he got out of it too.

Well you made someone smile then at least :-)

Ruu

Shoddy! Cowboys, Ted!

silverfeather

Ruu wrote: »

Shoddy! Cowboys, Ted!

They don't make arses like they used to!

efb

thelad95 wrote: »

Had it pointed out to me by the very kind Chinese cashier in the petrol station when purchasing a chicken fillet roll.

Quite the giggle he got out of it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3F0TdKXrGc

Kovu

thelad95 wrote: »

Had it pointed out to me by the very kind Chinese cashier in the petrol station when purchasing a chicken fillet roll.

Quite the giggle he got out of it too.

Was this one of those snazzy €1.99 rolls or the more expensive one with coleslaw?

efb

Flood wrote: »

Did you get the meal deal?

Crisps and coke?

Robsweezie

I was totes on the red carpet the other day like and I was pure delighted with meself like and then out of nowhere me tit fell out of me dress and I was actually morto

The Backwards Man

Had an early morning flight a couple of weeks ago, walked the dog and checked the neighbour's sheep at 5.30 am before I left. Landed at security, went to take of my shoes, had the dung covered steel toe capped work boots still on me.

silverfeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

checked the neighbour's sheep at 5.30 am before I left.

Why???

efb

silverfeather wrote: »

Why???

To see everything is tip top I'd assume

The Backwards Man

silverfeather wrote: »

Why???

If they lie on their backs at this time of year with a full coat of wool they can't get up again and the crows come and eat their eyes out. And they die if they're lucky.:(

silverfeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

If they lie on their backs at this time of year with a full coat of wool they can't get up again and the crows come and eat their eyes out. And they die if they're lucky.:(

Wow I never knew. That's really kind of you...unless you are having me on. Hang on googling this to confirm your anecdotes authenticity ...before I look like a godamned fool!

silverfeather

'So, I spoke to a few vets I know who actually do treat sheep. Their answer to this question is that this is not true. Of the four of them I talked to, none of them had ever heard of a case where a sheep died because it had been stuck on its back for too long.

One vet who has been treating sheep for 30 years says that in theory it's possible that if a sheep was in exactly the wrong position it would be unable to "eructate" (release gases from the rumen) and could die but he's never seen it happen. Another vet said that Suffolk sheep have a higher chance of randomly ending up stuck on their backs. She's seen it happen that when one sheep ended up on its back, the rest of the flock would rush over and flip the sheep back up the right way. But, she's never seen one die because of being on its back.

Another vet said he's seen sheep who died because they got stuck in a feed bunker or fell down into a hole, but never in an open field.

So, despite all of the information you read online I would say that this is an old wive's tale!'
!

It's not true. Is you making a fool out of me...i mean even more than i am??! :-P

efb

silverfeather wrote: »

It's not true. Is you making a fool out of me...i mean even more than i am??! :-P

I've heard of it

The Backwards Man

silverfeather wrote: »

It's not true.

Random vet on the internet that doesn't work with sheep says it's not true.

Millions of sheepfarmers who see it every day say it is.

Who to believe eh?

silverfeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Random vet on the internet that doesn't work with sheep says it's not true.

Millions of sheepfarmers who see it every day say it is.

Who to believe eh?

lol umkaay :-P

DoYouEvenLift

How do fully grown adults seriously get skid marks on their underwear? Absolutely vile people. Wipe your fuking arse until it's clean with at least toilet paper. I feel sorry for anyone unlucky enough to be in a relationship with someone like that.

efb

http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/farmer-forced-to-kill-newborn-lambs-after-horror-attacks-by-crows-29160107.html

efb

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

How do fully grown adults seriously get skid marks on their underwear? Absolutely vile people. Wipe your fuking arse until it's clean with at least toilet paper. I feel sorry for anyone unlucky enough to be in a relationship with someone like that.

Dodgy fart?

silverfeather

That picture says it all.

DoYouEvenLift

efb wrote: »

Dodgy fart?

If that happened then the underwear should be thrown away. Or maybe given to charity...actually, there are probably people online who would pay money for them which would help pay for new, hygienic underwear.

efb

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

If that happened then the underwear should be thrown away. Or maybe given to charity...actually, there are probably people online who would pay money for them which would help pay for new, hygienic underwear.

Or washed.

Chloris

I was drunk and my buddy was bringing me to bed and as he was going to leave, I went to give him a playful dig and my nipple came out of my top. I was so drunk I didn't even notice and he was too embarrassed(/aroused!) to say anything... Until the next day when he slated me over it! I don't wear that top out anymore O.o

dr.fuzzenstein

The Backwards Man

This is rapidly becoming a shit thread.

eternal

Had my skirt tucked into my knickers one day and a girl had to say it to me. Very, very embarrassing.

Junkyard Tom

Toilet humour isn't funny children. Go to bed.

degsie

No.

silverfeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

This is rapidly becoming a shit thread.

Sorry.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Pumped petrol into my car on a busy forecourt, walked into the busy shop, payed, walked back out again....all with a massive rip in the arse of my trousers. When I got gome and realised, all I could do was laugh!

Frequently walk around with the button positioned around the boobal area of my shirt popped open, and they arent even that big. Akward and fidgety..just happens

RonanP77

The Backwards Man wrote:

Millions of sheepfarmers who see it every day say it is.

Every day? So millions of sheep die every day by getting stuck on their backs? That's terrible, I had no idea.

I know you watch out for young lambs getting their eyes eaten by crows but was never sent to specifically check if a sheep was stuck on its back.

osarusan

Went out, got drunk. Went to another bar. Took off my jacket, and in doing so, the sleeves got kind of turned inside out. Got plastered, put jacket on inside out (somehow managed to put my wallet in my jacket pocket), headed home.

Wanted to stop for something to eat, couldn't find my wallet. Then couldn't find my pocket. Was baffled. Drunk friend was equally baffled. It took a ridiculously long time to work out what had happened.

Collie D

Did the old drunken "trousers and socks off in one motion" routine. Put same trousers on next day and realised when on bus there was a stray sock sticking out of bottom of the leg. Stuck it in pocket and dumped into first bin I came across

Collie D

Actually just remembered the time I dressed in drag for a charity night. Was wearing loose boxers and short dress. Wasn't until photos were put up on Facebook that anyone noticed the dangling 'coin purse'.

ElChe32

I remember this one time I was singing at the half time of a sporting event with Justin Timberlake and me tit flopped out..was morto.

ManOnFire

Was swimming a couple of years back and after getting out I sat on the rocks having a chat with a few people not realising all the while i had a hole in my shorts and one of my balls was trying to escape!

syklops

silverfeather wrote: »

It's not true. Is you making a fool out of me...i mean even more than i am??! :-P

The technical term for a sheep lying on its back is 'cast'. It does happen and sheep can die as a result. I thought it was an old wives tale as well until I researched it.

experiMental

I once forgot my belt. It was an absolute disaster, because I was in a meeting and when I stood up, my pants were slowly falling down.

Lia_lia

Yes, I did! I was in a dress shop with my friend and her father trying on a bridesmaid dress for her wedding. Stepped out of the changing room delighted with myself and the lovely dress, of course I didn't realise the dress wasn't tied properly and one of my boobs was sticking out on full show

My friend's father was sitting reading a newspaper, he put the newspaper on his lap and straight away just said "I think you have had a wardrobe malfunction", and he went back to reading his paper. Morto!