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Do you remember your first w**k?

Mr.Plough · 2015-05-04 12:28:55

I was thirteen and helped put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college while looking at FHM's student of the month. Think it was August. She was blonde and posing in a bathroom. I was in a bathroom. Was naughty. Gentlemen, who were you thinking of when you first arm wrestled the one-eyed vessel? Ladies, who was on your mind when…

04-05-2015 12:28pm

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I was thirteen and helped put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college while looking at FHM's student of the month. Think it was August. She was blonde and posing in a bathroom. I was in a bathroom. Was naughty.

Gentlemen, who were you thinking of when you first arm wrestled the one-eyed vessel?

Ladies, who was on your mind when you first played the hairy banjo?

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#2 04-05-2015 12:30pm

MarkAnthony

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Yore Ma, of course.

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#3 04-05-2015 12:32pm

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

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I read online that masturbation may help prevent the common cold.

Well, I f'ucking hope so, because I've no tissues left.

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#4 04-05-2015 12:35pm

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Right. That's after hours done. No scrapings left in the barrel.

/forum

:rolleyes:

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#5 04-05-2015 12:37pm

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A w^nk thread.

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#6 04-05-2015 12:37pm

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Planting spuds when I was seven or eight.

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#7 04-05-2015 12:44pm

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First ****....of the day like?

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#8 04-05-2015 12:46pm

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How many minutes before the thread lock?? Anyone taking bets?
I notice now that Ladies can post. Ok.

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