weirdest youtube comments?

Robsweezie

what are some of the weirdest you've come across?

''I WOULD EAT THE CORN FROM HER POOP'' on a miley cyrus music video is still burned into my subconscious to this day.

also some guy remarked on a kesha ''tik tok'' video about how he likes to dance naked to the song after a shower and ''how his balls jiggle to the beat of the song'' nice bit of imagery there

major bill

Most people that comment on Youtube videos ain't the brightest

catallus

major bill wrote: »

Most people that comment on Youtube videos ain't the brightest

Hey! :mad:

Some of us are artists!

When the Sun Hits

Funniest for me was a comment on the song Manipulated Living from the Donnie Darko movie. It's this really eery and intense piece of music. I can't link, but Google it.

Some guy goes "Every time I listen to this I sing "Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie Darko" to the beat of the music.

I don't think much of it and I play the song. Then as it plays that's all I can think of doing, and what's more is it sorta fits. I look at the responses to his comment and they're all people abusing him, saying how he has permanently ruined the song for them.

Sure enough, every time I listen to it those lyrics go through my head. And it totally ruins the piece of music and atmosphere.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I was followed around by a sick muppet for months who kept replying to all my comments with "Go on my son".:(:(

diomed

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I was followed around by a sick muppet for months who kept replying to all my comments with "Go on my son".:(:(

Sorry

anncoates

The people responsible for most youtube comments make the average poster in here seem like Proust.

Banjo String

When the Sun Hits wrote: »

Funniest for me was a comment on the song Manipulated Living from the Donnie Darko movie. It's this really eery and intense piece of music. I can't link, but Google it.

Some guy goes "Every time I listen to this I sing "Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie Darko" to the beat of the music.

I don't think much of it and I play the song. Then as it plays that's all I can think of doing, and what's more is it sorta fits. I look at the responses to his comment and they're all people abusing him, saying how he has permanently ruined the song for them.

Sure enough, every time I listen to it those lyrics go through my head. And it totally ruins the piece of music and atmosphere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SScSzRngDr0

Not getting it myself.

CINCLANTFLT

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I was followed around by a sick muppet for months who kept replying to all my comments with "Go on my son".:(:(

Go on my son

Greenmachine

The biggest cliche at the moment is something along the line of "I am only 7 years old and this music is fantastic, just listen to the instrumentals, not like the new rubbish"
Cue 500+ likes

The_Valeyard

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Go on my son

Too easy.

When the Sun Hits

Banjo String wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SScSzRngDr0

Not getting it myself.

Start at 38 seconds.

sabat

From Crocodile Rock by Elton John

This song reminds me of back in the day when me n gramps would drink a couple pints and get in his 1958 Chevy Impala and go for a spin across the county. He always kept his double barrel 12 guage under the back seat, and we would always pop it out and shoot at whatever we could find. Usually it was ducks or gators, but sometimes the swamp-**** would have their drug raves in the woods so we shot at them. haha, good ol' gramps, what a fellow :')

Level 5 Vegan

Where's that screenshot of the guy that commented on a video and returned three months later to start an argument with himself. Youtube changes people.

One eyed Jack

Greenmachine wrote: »

The biggest cliche at the moment is something along the line of "I am only 7 years old and this music is fantastic, just listen to the instrumentals, not like the new rubbish"
Cue 500+ likes

Or the comment I see more often at the top -

"<some television program or film> brought me here"...


Other than that, I don't actually be paying much attention to the comments.

Reoil

The comments are arguably the best and worst thing about Youtube.

Akrasia

When the Sun Hits wrote: »

Funniest for me was a comment on the song Manipulated Living from the Donnie Darko movie. It's this really eery and intense piece of music. I can't link, but Google it.

Some guy goes "Every time I listen to this I sing "Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie Darko" to the beat of the music.

I don't think much of it and I play the song. Then as it plays that's all I can think of doing, and what's more is it sorta fits. I look at the responses to his comment and they're all people abusing him, saying how he has permanently ruined the song for them.

Sure enough, every time I listen to it those lyrics go through my head. And it totally ruins the piece of music and atmosphere.

And now you've ruined it for me too
Thanks for that

This is how the internet ends.

Viral song ruining leads people to abandon all forms of online communication

iDave

On the video of Robbie Keanes goal against Germany in the 2002 World Cup.

'Bail that out ya pricks'