Its the end of the world as we know it...

Ghost Buster

What would be your favourite way for good old planet earth to go tits up / end of civilisation as we know it and why?
Poll to follow.

Personally I fancy a zombie apocolypse. My neighbours are pricks but own a really good camper van so its an excuse to slaughter them all and swipe their camper.

pmasterson95

And I feel fine.

harry Bailey esq

zombies,naturally...

cml387

Can't imagine the last one leading to doomsday, unless losing Facebook is doomsday.

And other apocalypses not mentioned...heat death.Grey goo.The return of the messiah and he doesn't have a sense of humour?

kneemos

When everyone wakes up without thumbs.
Where's that in the poll.

Ghost Buster

cml387 wrote: »

Can't imagine the last one leading to doomsday, unless losing Facebook is doomsday.

And other apocalypses not mentioned...heat death.Grey goo.The return of the messiah and he doesn't have a sense of humour?

Oh i dont know. If we suddenly lost all street lighting, computer systems, ability to travel, communications etc then Im pretty sure anarchy would follow along pretty quick smart.

Doesnt the rapture involve a return of jebus at some point???

cml387

The whole planet being devoured by a gigantic mutant space goat.

Hans Bricks

Who doesn't like a sexy hallucinogenic trip through the city ?

bjork

I feel fine

Geniass

cml387 wrote: »

Can't imagine the last one leading to doomsday, unless losing Facebook is doomsday.

And other apocalypses not mentioned...heat death.Grey goo.The return of the messiah and he doesn't have a sense of humour?

Massive solar flare would do more than fry your laptop. The earth would be toast.

Think he has the Messiah angle covered with the Rapture.

How about a good old fashioned comet?

Ghost Buster

Geniass wrote: »

Massive solar flare would do more than fry your laptop. The earth would be toast.

Think he has the Messiah angle covered with the Rapture.

How about a good old fashioned comet?

Oh yeah. I meant to include an asteroid/comet strike. :eek:

Captain Chaos

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Oh yeah. I meant to include an asteroid/comet strike. :eek:

And, nuclear and or bio/chemical engineering war.

cml387

Geniass wrote: »

Massive solar flare would do more than fry your laptop. The earth would be toast.

Think he has the Messiah angle covered with the Rapture.

How about a good old fashioned comet?

Sentient machines that we have created destroy mankind.
Actually it's significant that the OP hasn't mentioned nuclear war. The weapons haven't gone away you know.

pmasterson95

cml387 wrote: »

Sentient machines that we have created destroy mankind.
Actually it's significant that the OP hasn't mentioned nuclear war. The weapons haven't gone away you know.

Will the sentient machine be called Ultron?

Captain Chaos

A rouge blackhole or neutron star wandering by is another interesting one.

cml387

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Will the sentient machine be called Ultron?

He can be called whatever you like Poppy.

artanevilla

I enjoy the theory that the universe is expanding kind of like a bubble and that one day it will burst and we'll just instantly disappear, and that will be that.

Custardpi

You left out the most obvious one - neutrinos mutating!

BoJack Horseman

Interstellar style.

No more okra.

The horror.... The horror!

Geniass

Captain Chaos wrote: »

A rouge blackhole or neutron star wandering by is another interesting one.

A rouge blackhole? What's that death by garish fashion? :pac:

kneemos

I reject all of your options and substitute my own.

Ghost Buster

Custardpi wrote: »

You left out the most obvious one - neutrinos mutating!

I also forgot Human females mutating into 6 " Amazons and over throwing and enslaving men to be used purely as breeding stock.
I want to change to that one now.

Geniass

The LHC creating another universe expanding into ours.

Seriously, OP... have you given this any thought? :P

tritium

Death star ftw!

(Zombie apocalypse may be more interactive and interesting however)

Geniass

Male sperm deteriorating and no longer being able to produce viable offspring.

More of a slow burner and.... euuggggh

kneemos

John Connor is found in a pool of blood.

Ghost Buster

Geniass wrote: »

Male sperm deteriorating and no longer being able to produce viable offspring.

More of a slow burner and.... euuggggh

Oh like the Clive Owen movie Children of Men. For unknown reasons no more babies are born for decades. Hmmmmmmm
I think were gonna need a bigger poll

Geniass

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Oh like the Clive Owen movie Kingdom of Men. For unknown reasons no more babies are born for decades. Hmmmmmmm
I think were gonna need a bigger poll

It's also a famous book. Children of men

pmasterson95

cml387 wrote: »

He can be called whatever you like Poppy.

I guess you missed reference

Mister Vain

Ghost Buster wrote: »

What would be your favourite way for good old planet earth to go tits up / end of civilisation as we know it and why?
Poll to follow.

Personally I fancy a zombie apocolypse. My neighbours are pricks but own a really good camper van so its an excuse to slaughter them all and swipe their camper.

Invasion of killer tits maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NUB_8zB5Q

After reading the book, One Second After, in which nuclear weapons detonate over America and the ensuing EMP wave knocks out electricity across the whole country.

wendell borton

A rapture like the one depicted in the "raptures delight" episode of American dad, with a kurt russell'esque Jesus battling the anti Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIG5ux1Jqn0

looksee

Something quick.

Red Kev

Pandemic that kills 90% of the people.

Planet would at least have a chance to regenerate and future generations might be able to try to live more sustainably.

Doubt it though.

Saralee4

im not really religious (which wont bode well for me and my choice) but it would have to be the God one because at least you have some chance of survival as in getting into heaven/afterlife. All others just sound like a frightening miserable scary death.

pueblo

and it's all happening 24th September this year apparently...

Señor Fancy Pants

pueblo wrote: »

and it's all happening 24th September this year apparently...

Oh fcuk, oh fcuk, oh fcuk, oh fcuk!!!!!

Iv plans in the 25th!!!!!!

Diabhal Beag

At least I could chin an alien and take my chances. The rest of them leave me fairly ****ed.