What is the best comeback you thought of, after the "discussion" ended?

dogcat

I was thinking last night about some stuff that I've heard some people say in the past, and I thought of great comeback lines, not necessarily rude, but just to the point.

I then realised that I often think of great comebacks to a "slag" or a "dig", well after the conversation is over. How about all of you?

Maximus Alexander

One time my sister and I were having a fight and she was all "You're stupid" and I couldn't think of anything to come back with, but then like half an hour later I thought it would have been perfect if I'd been all like "Yeah well, your face is stupid!"

But it was too late then.

Harry Angstrom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KmTTy_MM5w

custard gannet

I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.

Sciprio

Some guy called me gay for not liking Football so i says to him "Do you like football?" and he says yes so then i say "So you like watching guys in shorts chasing around after balls and you're asking me am i gay!" He had no comeback and it shut him up.

So i always have that in mind if somebody else should try it.

Edit: just seen the rest of the title wrong. My reply wasn't after the discussion it just came out quick straight away.

sligojoek

I was having a few pints with a few friends one night. One of them had to go and as he reached the door another of the lads called him back and asked him, "How far would you be if I didn't call you back?" Everyone had a good laugh and yer man left.

Two minutes later he arrived back . Walks straight over to the first guy and says,
"I'd be further from a fool than I am now."

jimgoose

Your sister. That is all. :cool:

Super-Rush

I asked a girl out to dance one night and after she'd finished laughing at me and said no, i said 'Sorry you must have misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants'

Renegade Mechanic

"If you want my comeback, you can scrape it out of your mothers throat".



Edit: Misread title

AnonoBoy

This is another 'I thought of it straight away' type of ones but there you go.

As a young lad I was off drinking cans with friends. We walked past some lads we didn't get on with. One of them shouts "Anonoboy has sex with men."
I reply, "Is your Mam a man?"
"No."
"Then I wasn't having sex with men last night."

Zing! My whole life has been downhill since that glorious moment.

anncoates

I just think of a brilliant rejoinder and then immediately engineer a similar argument with somebody else in order to use it to better effect.

AnonoBoy

anncoates wrote: »

I just think of a brilliant rejoinder and then immediately engineer a similar argument with somebody else in order to use it to better effect.

"I would but then I'd have to look at your ugly face again!"


(You can have that one for free. There is no argument you can't work it into!)

Hoop66

In my crusty (ish) days, I would regularly get comments like "are you a boy or a girl?"

"Why don't you suck my dick and find out"

razorblunt

"something said ... not good ... What was it? ''Don't yell at Homer''! No, that's okay. What was it? ''Slow.
'' They called you ''slow''! How dare you call me that? I-- "

cloud493

I always re-enact arguments in my head, where I come off as superior and witty and awesome. Shame I never argue like that at the time of the argument, but there you go.

Fat Christy

dogcat wrote: »

I then realised that I often think of great comebacks to a "slag" or a "dig", well after the conversation is over. How about all of you?

I'm the same. So annoying.

NSAman

Talk about a great comeback..
http://http://i60.tinypic.com/34i03f7.jpg

The_Valeyard

Los Lobos

"...so I said, kiss MY asphalt..."