i've been everywhere

wendell borton

I was totin' my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road,
When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load.
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride."
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been to............................................

BoJack Horseman

Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla,
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake,
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City,

(Or so Mr Cash claimed)

Tzardine

Yep. That about kills it.

Good job sir.

snubbleste

..but i've never been to me.

Ruu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph6Le_fkHL4

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

There and back. All continents incl Antarctica.


Is there a point to this?

the_syco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

Dozen Wicked Words

I've been to Springfield, Shelbyville, Ogdenville, Cap City, Ogdenberg, Shelbytown, Spring City, Capfield, West Springfield, Paris, Rome, and Shelbyville Adjacent..

Cee-Jay-Cee

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...in fact I don't even know where Me even is but someone said its near Cork.

*Kol*

the_syco wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

That's old. Countries on there that don't exist anymore.

bodice ripper

But nowhere in New Jersey, that's the only place we don't go.

the dark phantom

Rathkeale, Tuam, Tullamore, The Longford town,
Athlone, Moate, Newry Co Down,
Dunsink, Kilbarry, NewRoss, Enniscorthy as well,
Clonakilty SpringLane and Clonmel.

I ventured out the Dublin Road there a few years ago..... Never again.

Spunge

the_syco wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvLPhIXiNqk

Capt'n Midnight

I have been everywhere and I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

Macavity.

I've been to Hollywood, I've been to Redwood.

Slicemeister

Tommy Orange Dartboard wrote: »

There and back. All continents incl Antarctica.


Is there a point to this?

Which one would you bomb into oblivion first?

The_Valeyard

the_syco wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

They skipped North Korea. :P

The Backwards Man

I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

Happyman42

I've never been in America but I was often in those that where!.

JohnFalstaff

I recently walked from the Red Cow Roundabout to Rathfarnham because I had a few hours before an appointment and I felt like I needed the exercise.

Saw a few places along the way, including Walkinstown appropriately enough. Feet were in bits after it though.

the_syco

*Kol* wrote: »

That's old. Countries on there that don't exist anymore.

That's the beauty of it!

Billy86

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

I've been to Springfield, Shelbyville, Ogdenville, Cap City, Ogdenberg, Shelbytown, Spring City, Capfield, West Springfield, Paris, Rome, and Shelbyville Adjacent..

You've never been to North Haverbrook, even after Lyle Lanley put it on the map?