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tomorrow at 11:28 am - Aliens land in Egypt!

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    #2
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,653 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Feast on the goo inside


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    #3
    tomwaterford
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    Send Isis after the motherfcukers and await the properganda video from a safe distance


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    nokia69
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    I'd ask them why are they over an hour late


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    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Why cant they just use the stargate?


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    #6
    hmmm
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    I'd check out the Pyramids and the Sphinx, then perhaps rest by a pool somewhere.


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    deise08
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    Now you can see in to the future what's tomorrow's lotto numbers?


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    johnny osbourne
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    ...


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    #9
    Zippie84
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    post on boards about it.


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    #10
    SoftMicro
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    stay away from the white house, eifel tower and any other structures destroyed in independence Day


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    #11
    Arsemageddon
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    Treat them to a traditional earth bukkake welcoming ceremony


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    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    Ask them to use their advanced technologies to fix Mario Balotelli.


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    #13
    AnonoBoy
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    Tell them to sort out ISIS.


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    #14
    ygolometsipe
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    deise08 wrote: »
    Now you can see in to the future what's tomorrow's lotto numbers?

    Here is your lottery ticket:

    14-22-25-33-39-43


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    #15
    One eyed Jack
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    Well I'd wait and see if they wanted anything first before I'd do anything. They might just have stopped off for a piss break on their galactic travels :D


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    cruais
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    Watch the 24/7 "news updates" with kay burley on skynews


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    #17
    The Backwards Man
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    Our time or Cairo time?


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    #18
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Abdel Fattah el-Sisi is the president there..".isis the new power"* if you read it backwards and translate it....so the aliens better be the right type to survive...











    *may not be 100% factual..


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    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    lads at the end of te day no matter how we felll bad there is nothing we can , do rip


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    jimmii
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    Fill up a load of glsses with water and find a baseball bat they won't know what hit them (or will they know what water is?).

    How many are going to land? If its just like one ship or something then maybe they just want a chat. If its like a million then I guess we should probably out some working clothes in as we're about to become their bitches.


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    #21
    Steppenwolfe
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    Stock up on popcorn.


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    #22
    Youngblood.III
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    I hope they ram a cosmic sized water bottle up Enda Kenny's hole


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    #23
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I will not release a dove


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    #24
    AndonHandon
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    I have my nail and board ready.


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    #25
    thelad95
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    OP, you're going to have to answer a lot of difficult questions if aliens do actually land in Egypt at 11:28 am.


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    darkpagandeath
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    AndonHandon wrote: »
    I have my nail and board ready.

    Careful you don't make one to big...


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    #27
    WoollyRedHat
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    Give them 5 million dollars which I had just inherited. And bombard them with Nicholas Cage memes, until they realized that being here just wasn't worth the hassle.


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    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    *echo*

    why not give teh pyramids bacj to the middle0east


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    #29
    [Deleted User]
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    ygolometsipe wrote: »
    What would you do?

    Meet em and pimp em.

    The one thing I have learned about Humanity - is there is ALWAYS people wanting to shag things - and always people willing to pay.

    So being the middle man is where its at :)

    /me waits for man in the middle jokes :p


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    NachoBusiness
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    Give them photos of Susanna Hoffs and tell them she will teach them how to walk like the locals.


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    johnny osbourne
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