tomorrow at 11:28 am - Aliens land in Egypt!

ygolometsipe

What would you do?

helimachoptor

Feast on the goo inside

tomwaterford

Send Isis after the motherfcukers and await the properganda video from a safe distance

nokia69

I'd ask them why are they over an hour late

wendell borton

Why cant they just use the stargate?

hmmm

I'd check out the Pyramids and the Sphinx, then perhaps rest by a pool somewhere.

deise08

Now you can see in to the future what's tomorrow's lotto numbers?

johnny osbourne

...

Zippie84

post on boards about it.

SoftMicro

stay away from the white house, eifel tower and any other structures destroyed in independence Day

Arsemageddon

Treat them to a traditional earth bukkake welcoming ceremony

Mr_Muffin

Ask them to use their advanced technologies to fix Mario Balotelli.

AnonoBoy

Tell them to sort out ISIS.

ygolometsipe

deise08 wrote: »

Now you can see in to the future what's tomorrow's lotto numbers?

Here is your lottery ticket:

14-22-25-33-39-43

One eyed Jack

Well I'd wait and see if they wanted anything first before I'd do anything. They might just have stopped off for a piss break on their galactic travels

cruais

Watch the 24/7 "news updates" with kay burley on skynews

The Backwards Man

Our time or Cairo time?

Desolation Of Smug

Abdel Fattah el-Sisi is the president there..".isis the new power"* if you read it backwards and translate it....so the aliens better be the right type to survive...











*may not be 100% factual..

johnny osbourne

lads at the end of te day no matter how we felll bad there is nothing we can , do rip

jimmii

Fill up a load of glsses with water and find a baseball bat they won't know what hit them (or will they know what water is?).

How many are going to land? If its just like one ship or something then maybe they just want a chat. If its like a million then I guess we should probably out some working clothes in as we're about to become their bitches.

Steppenwolfe

Stock up on popcorn.

Youngblood.III

I hope they ram a cosmic sized water bottle up Enda Kenny's hole

Call Me Jimmy

I will not release a dove

AndonHandon

I have my nail and board ready.

thelad95

OP, you're going to have to answer a lot of difficult questions if aliens do actually land in Egypt at 11:28 am.

darkpagandeath

AndonHandon wrote: »

I have my nail and board ready.

Careful you don't make one to big...

WoollyRedHat

Give them 5 million dollars which I had just inherited. And bombard them with Nicholas Cage memes, until they realized that being here just wasn't worth the hassle.

johnny osbourne

*echo*

why not give teh pyramids bacj to the middle0east

ygolometsipe

ygolometsipe wrote: »

What would you do?

Meet em and pimp em.

The one thing I have learned about Humanity - is there is ALWAYS people wanting to shag things - and always people willing to pay.

So being the middle man is where its at

/me waits for man in the middle jokes

NachoBusiness

Give them photos of Susanna Hoffs and tell them she will teach them how to walk like the locals.

johnny osbourne

...

Adamantium

Aliens "Hey dudes were's our artifacts?"

Cairo officials look nervously at each other.

johnny osbourne

give me back my ****ing ptyramids

Badly Drunk Boy

tomwaterford wrote: »

Send Isis after the motherfcukers and await the properganda video from a safe distance

You might as well get Osiris and Horus in there, while you're at it...

tomorrow at 11:28 am - Aliens land in Egypt!
What would you do?

Nothing, tomorrow never comes.:P

ygolometsipe

well that was close, the Aliens must have forgot

But they arrive "tomorrow"! :P