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Cool pub/nightclub idea's

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  • 23-03-2015 9:52pm
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    Specialun
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    Excluding free sauce what would you like to see in a pub/club

    I was in a place in poland before, a nightclub where there are beds as seats.

    I think it be cool to have more boobs too behind the bar, wherever you have boobs you have guys


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    darkpagandeath
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    Alcohol at a reasonable price.


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    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
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    There's a bar in La Paz that only serves cocaine.


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    Fr_Dougal
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    Specialun wrote: »

    I think it be cool to have more boobs too behind the bar, wherever you have boobs you have guys

    you want more guys in the bars you frequent?


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    fleet_admiral
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    Customers that know their limits. 7 different piles of sick in the ladies toilet and pools of piss in the gents is just an example of what we met in work last Wednesday morning


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    gerrybbadd
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    Sports. And sports memorabilia. Live music, rock bands etc. Coyote Ugly style barmaids (dancing not singin)


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    Specialun
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    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    you want more guys in the bars you frequent?


    I want more boobs..its a knockon affect


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    castletownman
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    Anywhere devoid of ironic-beard sporting hipsters regaling me about how his craft beer of choice is far superior to my generic brand.


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    fleet_admiral
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    castletownman wrote: »
    Anywhere devoid of ironic-beard sporting hipsters regaling me about how his craft beer of choice is far superior to my generic brand.
    ...while walking to the bar with book in hand to order another pint of that months guest beer and ordering their pizza with extra goats cheese


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    bb1234567
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    I think a bring your own drink nightclub would be very cool and extremely popular, they could just charge extra for admission and everyone would be happy to pay it


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    keith16
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    Imagine a place where there is no music blaring and you can actually hear your friends speak to you? A bit OTT I know.


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    sligojoek
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    http://www.rte.ie/presspack/files/2014/10/Eps-171-Paul-gloats-his-victory-over-Jane-LR.jpg


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    wretcheddomain
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    Reduced volume.


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    The Backwards Man
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    No TV, no radio, no bands, no gimmicks, no wastards, no shitehawks, no gamadans, no boring ballbags.

    Just a bar counter, a bartender that can hold a conversation, a clean pishhouse and a good turf fire.


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    kneemos
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    Somewhere that slides your pint down the counter western style.


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    Kevin McCloud
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »

    Just a bar counter, a bartender that can hold a conversation, a clean pishhouse and a good turf fire.

    A few bar stools be handy.


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    fleet_admiral
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    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    A few bar stools be handy.
    What did the gay bar man say to the customer?

    Can I push in your stool?


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    fermanagh_man
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    Bouncers/Security without the attitude problem or on a power trip


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    Chancer3001
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    Outdoor nightclub if we had the weather for it.

    Been to a few and they're class.


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    Mister Vain
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    Daycent choons.

    A ban on posing for facebook photos.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    A few bar stools be handy.

    Bucking apt, you ever see a horse sitting down at a water trough?


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    Kevin McCloud
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Bucking apt, you ever see a horse sitting down at a water trough?

    Apples and oranges.


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    PARlance
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    One that will magically make me 10 years younger by transporting me to a time when I could tolerate a nightclub.


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    Nib
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    Chancer3001 wrote: »
    Outdoor nightclub if we had the weather for it.

    Been to a few and they're class.
    You've obviously never been knacker drinking..

    Ohh to be 13 again.


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    TheBeardedLady
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    Specialun wrote: »
    Excluding free sauce what would you like to see in a pub/club

    I was in a place in poland before, a nightclub where there are beds as seats.

    I think it be cool to have more boobs too behind the bar, wherever you have boobs you have guys


    Then there has to be willies. Castrated willies wearing sunglasses serving drinks.



    I'd like to see a spinning dancefloor. Those who can't stay on, fall off. Deadly.


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    Mister Vain
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    A multi storey club with glass floors and a no knickers policy.


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    fleet_admiral
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    Mister Vain wrote: »
    A multi storey dancefloor with glass floors and a no knickers policy.
    Have you been to Germany?


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Have you been to Germany?

    No, whats it like?


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    fleet_admiral
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    Mister Vain wrote: »
    No, whats it like?
    Never trust a German if they are standing over glass....


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    The Diabolical Monocle
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    Specialun wrote: »
    I want more boobs..its a knockon affect

    I second the motion for boobs.

    For too long now there have been no proper titty bars.

    yes...yes.... there are lap dancing clubs, but they're something different altogether.

    its the most vulnerable in society such as the good congressman and indeed myself who lack the basic facility of a simple bar where one can sit to observe women with the basic equal right to their own bodies earning honest 5 euro notes for the gyration and the jiggling and the bouncing.


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    Seanf999
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    Know the difference between a nightclub and a bar, a bar is a place you and talk and drink. A nightclub is a place for underage people to get in on fake ids and drink till they throw up.

    A bar like in crazy stupid love or How I met your Mother (somethings your roped into watching aren't half bad!)
    They are just littered with models..


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