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Storyline of your life

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  • 21-03-2015 3:08am
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    Zippie84
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    So... your life is The Truman Show... what's the main storyline?

    Mine... well,, it'd be probably too boring for people to tune into on a day to day basis, as it'll be mostly focused on a woman trying to grow her business, doing too much work, and basically just bore people...

    Although the fortnightly therapy sessions and the stuff being dealt with through those, may bring a little bit of drama to the show :D

    Your turn!


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    Mint Aero
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    It would be classed as hardcore pornography.

    Or comedy, not sure which.


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    the evasion_kid
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    A lone renegade on the highway of life,with a wolf as a companion


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    buried
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    Everyday I'm Hustlin

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    Kevin McCloud
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    buried wrote: »
    Everyday I'm Hustlin

    Where is truffle pig for his line?


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    Littlekittylou
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    Nice genuine girl trying to get by.


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    buried
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    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Where is truffle pig for his line?

    If truffle pig wants a line he's going to have to pay for it

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    kowloon
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    There would be too much cringe humour in my life story for most.


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    One eyed Jack
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    Well, my wife affectionately (at least I think it's affectionately? :pac:) refers to me as Forrest Gump. I mean, I can see where she's coming from -

    Lacking intelligence, written off as a child, the whole 'click hip' thing going on, yet somehow, manages to be in the right place at the right time, every time, and has managed to be quite fortunate in life.

    I think it's got more to do with my motto I borrowed from another Tom Hanks movie, "Philadelphia", when Denzel says to Tom Hanks -

    "Explain it to me like I'm a four year old".


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    Ficheall
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    What a mind-numbingly ****ing dull show that would be.


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    Depraved
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    Mint Aero wrote: »
    It would be classed as hardcore pornography.

    Or comedy, not sure which.

    I've seen you naked. Definitely a comedy.

    :P


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    Kevhog1988
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    Struggling on in an attempt of a better future


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    Senna
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    Mine would be a political statement on behalf of the colour BLUE and in association with the letter T.


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    eviltwin
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    A really crap chick flick


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    Zippie84
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    eviltwin wrote: »
    A really crap chick flick

    yep but with what storyline? :P

    shockingly chick flicks don't all have the same storyline although it often seems it.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Zippie84 wrote: »
    yep but with what storyline? :P

    shockingly chick flicks don't all have the same storyline although it often seems it.

    Ah they do yeh :pac:

    All the same predictable shyte. (Sorry eviltwin :o).


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    Zippie84
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ah they do yeh :pac:

    All the same predictable shyte. (Sorry eviltwin :o).

    slightly different storylines sometimes, but yes predictable all the same. can ALWAYS tell how it's gonna end :D

    edit, on the plus side eviltwin, the couple ALWAYS get together at the end of the chickflick, so yay for you :)


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    eviltwin
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    Zippie84 wrote: »
    slightly different storylines sometimes, but yes predictable all the same. can ALWAYS tell how it's gonna end :D

    It would be a bit like Bridget Jones but less alcohol. And a fatter Colin Firth. :P


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    Zippie84
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    eviltwin wrote: »
    It would be a bit like Bridget Jones but less alcohol. And a fatter Colin Firth. :P

    are you male or female...? ;)


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    eviltwin
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    Zippie84 wrote: »
    are you male or female...? ;)

    Female


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    Zippie84
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    eviltwin wrote: »
    Female

    thought so (although always have imagined you male for some reason - sorry)

    yay for Colin Firth, even if a fatter version.

    I'd definitely have to have Colin in my show ;)


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    I was *just* thinking if that was real life sure it wouldn't be a bit bad at all!

    Mine would start out fairly slow and uneventful, growing up in a disadvantaged area with parents who were super strict and always wanted better, a coming of age story involving almost falling in with the wrong people, but being saved by my awesome dad. Falling madly in love. Having my life ripped apart by tragedy. Fighting my demons. Having my heart broken and breaking someone else's. Coming out the other side like a perfect clichè, well rounded, stronger, and happy :D

    I'd prefer terminator or something with zombies tbh.


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    danceswithwolf
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    For some reason nearly every week I get mixed up in a murder which I end up solving or helping the police to solve. Once or twice Ive even been a suspect myself which is frustrating but strengthens my resolve to solve the case.

    This happens to me for 12 weeks of the year and then things go back to normal. So yeah about 12 times a year my life would make an interesting TV show.


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    One eyed Jack
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    eviltwin wrote: »
    A really crap chick flick

    Zippie84 wrote: »
    yep but with what storyline? :P

    shockingly chick flicks don't all have the same storyline although it often seems it.


    I dunno, I'd pay to go see eviltwin's life in celluloid. It couldn't be any worse than "Sucker Punch", or... the abomination that was - "GI Jane". I mean, everything was going well, she was after kicking ass, when she uttered the immortal line -

    "Suck my dick!"

    Total "WTF??" moment as I just thought "Really Demi? Was that really necessary?" :pac:


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