Riding in the room next to me

PizzamanIRL

When is it suitable to tell the brother and his skank to shut the fuuuuck up?! They've been at it 2 hours now.

Birneybau

Yuck

Kevin McCloud

Give them another 3 hours anyway

Call Me Jimmy

That's your future skank-in-law you're talking about

or maybe not, her bein a skank and all

PizzamanIRL

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

That's your future skank-in-law you're talking about

or maybe not, her bein a skank and all

Knowing my brother it will never be an in-law

Robsweezie

You think that's bad...My brother's girlfriend is due next month, he brought her home a couple times over the past year and they had their "time" together next door, I could hear the moans, so with my niece or nephew arriving next month I most likely heard them being conceived
..
*vomits*

Ruu

Burn down the house.

McDermotX

Get in there !!

eternal

2 hours, what's his number?

Depraved

'Accidentally' let her hear you say something about your brother's HIV infection.

mikemac1

Roar through the wall asking if he's been tested after visiting the brothel in Berlin on the lads weekend last month

heyday30

Go in and ask do they need a hand.
Two hours is pretty long he must be wrecked

Mickey H

2 hours. Hmmm, he may need help.

Go in there with your cock in your hand and shout: "Back her into me PJ".

Should be grand.

Papa_Bear

Do you mind; you're killing the romance in here

AndonHandon

Join in.

Dravokivich

Play theme tunes from kids shows as loud as possible. Ya know like Barney and Teletubbies.

Lock yer bedroom door and go out for a walk for a bit.

Menas

If they are still at it now, after 8 hours, then I would be calling a paramedic.

kingchess

When they finish riding each other-shout out to them to keep going for another minute as you are almost there,aaahhh,

Pumpkinseeds

If she's a skank you could ask him if you can have a go on her.:D

Zebra3

Knock one out while they're at it.

Loudly.

Specialun

Didnt know people still say skank

Generic Dreadhead

Did you see her this morning OP? Walk of shame? Did she look a wreck? Did you brother even bother his hole getting up to make her some food and a cup of tea? I want to know how it developed. Was it a good 2 hours, or was it a case of quantity of quality? Did she climax? Feel free to break the answers out point by point.

Urman

Found this thread when I was looking for a ride on lawnmower!!! Wasn't the worst mistake I made. Being an engineer I looked up grease nipple for a machine at work the other day I got some funny calls from the IT department.

bb1234567

Robsweezie wrote: »

You think that's bad...My brother's girlfriend is due next month, he brought her home a couple times over the past year and they had their "time" together next door, I could hear the moans, so with my niece or nephew arriving next month I most likely heard them being conceived
..
*vomits*

I don't get how people can just do this, I don't think I could ever have sex with somebody in my family home! In case it was too loud, knowing my family could hear me having sex is enough to turn my stomach:pac:

Mongfinder General

bb1234567 wrote: »

I don't get how people can just do this, I don't think I could ever have sex with somebody in my family home! In case it was too loud, knowing my family could hear me having sex is enough to turn my stomach:pac:

What? You never went for a danger ride while your folks were on the next room?

bb1234567

Mongfinder General wrote: »

What? You never went for a danger ride while your folks were on the next room?

No..and never will..unless I knew we would be very quiet and there was a door lock..couldnt take the embarrassment

Lt J.R. Bell

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

When is it suitable to tell the brother and his skank to shut the fuuuuck up?! They've been at it 2 hours now.

One way to put them off is to go the the bedroom door, or wall, and in your best excited Irish Commentator voice, (you know, the guy who thinks a GAA match is a horse race,) and commentate on the proceedings

Roar encouragement to the fair, GAA style, "go on x, lash it into her", "pace yourself". Perhaps, since you say she is a ho, perhaps you know her past form. Maybe call in out like you hear at the races.Or even past performances. Or maybe call the odds as to how long he will last. 2/1 odds That he will not hit the big O.

You might look like a freak, but, it would be tremendous amusement for you.

You could also cite, loudly, a few decades of the rosary. Don't worry, he might not last that long

PizzamanIRL

Lt J.R. Bell wrote: »

One way to put them off is to go the the bedroom door, or wall, and in your best excited Irish Commentator voice, (you know, the guy who thinks a GAA match is a horse race,) and commentate on the proceedings

Roar encouragement to the fair, GAA style, "go on x, lash it into her", "pace yourself". Perhaps, since you say she is a ho, perhaps you know her past form. Maybe call in out like you hear at the races.Or even past performances. Or maybe call the odds as to how long he will last. 2/1 odds That he will not hit the big O.

You might look like a freak, but, it would be tremendous amusement for you.

You could also cite, loudly, a few decades of the rosary. Don't worry, he might not last that long

It's been a week. It's over. But thanks for the info

RainyDay

bb1234567 wrote: »

I don't get how people can just do this, I don't think I could ever have sex with somebody in my family home! In case it was too loud, knowing my family could hear me having sex is enough to turn my stomach:pac:

I agree. I found it really awkward having sex in your family home also.

Lt J.R. Bell

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

It's been a week. It's over. But thanks for the info

How did you sort it out?

PizzamanIRL

Lt J.R. Bell wrote: »

How did you sort it out?

I didn't. They eventually stopped and I fell asleep.

Kivaro

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I didn't. They eventually stopped and I fell asleep.

In the middle?

myshirt

Put on some Lionel Richie and/or Barry White.

Kevin McCloud

A super soaker filled with urine is a sure way of curtailing the riding.

thelad95

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

When is it suitable to tell the brother and his skank to shut the fuuuuck up?! They've been at it 2 hours now.

Skank? That's not a nice thing to say about his right hand!

The Diabolical Monocle

Do the decent thing and leave the house for a few hours.




but be sure to take your toothbrush with ya.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Shut through the walls "Would yous two give it a rest, I'm trying to have a **** in here and the noise is distracting me"

kowloon

Urman wrote: »

Found this thread when I was looking for a ride on lawnmower!!! Wasn't the worst mistake I made. Being an engineer I looked up grease nipple for a machine at work the other day I got some funny calls from the IT department.

'Orifice plate' offered me a similar experience.