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I seek pungent flatulence

  • 07-03-2015 8:45pm
    #1
    Palz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭


    Need to clear a room.
    Please don't ask why.
    This is covert crop dusting.

    Must be rank and silent.
    Somebody suggested Guinness and cabbage but I tried that
    and its pungent alright but too noisy.

    Brussels sprouts are good up to a point but seasonal. A year
    round recipe is required.

    Thanks your assistance is appreciated

    Palz

    PS
    I'm not well


Comments

  • #2
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Wtf?!


  • #3
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Raw spinach salad. Pain, but gets results.


  • #4
    haveringchick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭haveringchick


    McCambridges brown bread topped with Aldi tuna salad.Good luck.


  • #5
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    A new Saturday night low.


  • #6
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Eat only instant noodles for a day.


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  • #7
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Ok ... I think I've had enough internet for one night ....


  • #8
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Beans and Carlsberg are your friend.


  • #9
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,818 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Eat a raw chicken, feathers and all. You'll clear many the room after that!


  • #10
    corsav6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭corsav6


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Beans and Carlsberg are your friend.

    Perfect combination, throw in vindaloo for good measure.


  • #11
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,969 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Egg Mayonnaise on white bread.

    Would take paint off a gate.


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  • #12
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Coors lite, if last night was anything to go by. I spent more time rattling the covers with hurricane Butt-hole than I did sleeping. "A bit gassy" would be putting it mildly. Can't comment on the odour as I was too busy trying not to have the back-lash turn lumpy, but a good guess would be "fairly pungent".


  • #13
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,978 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Anything with chipotle in it


  • #14
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    8 cans of Tuborg and a chicken curry will do the job for sure.


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