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Three Shells.

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  • 02-03-2015 7:52pm
    #1
    kneemos
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    What were the three shells for in Demolition Man?


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    the groutch
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    Lol, he doesn't even know how to use the 3 seashells :pac:


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    Custardpi
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    Much thought has been given to their function since that film came out. My own view is that they're not shells as such but just a fashionable design of a series of dispensers. It's probably a bidet type arrangement. The first shells sprays water on the relevant area, the second dries it with a blast of hot air. The third one is for those difficult times (post vindaloo perhaps) & dispenses lotion of some sort.


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    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    So does everyone use the same 3 shells that were in the jacks or do they bring their own?


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    Iwasfrozen
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    kneemos wrote: »
    What were the three shells for in Demolition Man?
    They were shells used for defecating.


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    Alexis Sanchez
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭Alexis Sanchez


    Google it, you'll find a diagram that shows how they're used.


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    The Diabolical Monocle
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    Forget the shells, good old fashioned forceps and powerhose gets it done.

    you can use a salad fork too but make sure to wash it well after.


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    The_Valeyard
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    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    Forget the shells, good old fashioned forceps and powerhose gets it done.

    you can use a salad fork too but make sure to wash it well after.

    What the hell have you been eating???????


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    One thing I don't understand about Demolition Man is why Denis Leary and his rat-burger eating buddies have a pristine muscle car from the 70s in the sewers. What would they need it for down there? How did it get there? How come it's so clean when everything else is so filthy?


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    mickstupp
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    Well now I just want to watch Demolition Man again...


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    #11
    fleet_admiral
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    Illuminate


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    Hooked
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    Murder.
    Death.
    Kill.


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    Iranoutofideas
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    Mellow greetings, what appears to be your boggle?


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    Hooked
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    AB8F46C5-198E-4D7D-8BA5-22FF5B4BAFE9_zpsulejmdqt.png


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    Custardpi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    That picture has been doing the rounds for years, crap explanation in my opinion, would be a completely inefficient method. They have to be dispensers of some kind.


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    the groutch
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    Custardpi wrote: »
    crap explanation in my opinion

    I see what you did there.

    Be well Custardpi.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Custardpi wrote: »
    That picture has been doing the rounds for years, crap explanation in my opinion, would be a completely inefficient method. They have to be dispensers of some kind.

    Well, now - assuming the shells are made of a strong plastic there's no reason why they couldn't be cleaned and recycled not to mention -- I'm overthinking this now, amn't I?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    The Backwards Man
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    I don't get the DM love at all. Poorest Stallone vehicle of the lot, and that's saying something.


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    catallus
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    I have never seen Demolition Man and I am confused by this thread.


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    Custardpi
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Well, now - assuming the shells are made of a strong plastic there's no reason why they couldn't be cleaned and recycled not to mention -- I'm overthinking this now, amn't I?

    Overthinking pop culture memes is half the reason the internet exists, don't sweat it. While it would be possible for them to be recycled the image shows them being flushed, suggesting they're disposable.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I don't get the DM love at all. Poorest Stallone vehicle of the lot, and that's saying something.

    No way. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot or Driven are much worse. He was even in a Spy Kids film for ****'s sake.


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    kneemos
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I don't get the DM love at all. Poorest Stallone vehicle of the lot, and that's saying something.

    Wesley Snipes stole the show,one of the few times he is watchable.


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    Iranoutofideas
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    I want Taco Bell now.


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    kupus
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    the groutch wrote: »
    Lol, he doesn't even know how to use the 3 seashells :pac:



    Youve been waiting 20 odd years to say that line.
    I bow my head. You have my respect and admiration forever more


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    sheesh
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    Alexis Sanchez wrote: »
    Google it, you'll find a diagram that shows how they're used.

    THis i gotta see!

    *Runs off to google


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    Links234
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    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Illuminate

    Delimunate


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    Firefox11
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    mickstupp wrote: »
    Well now I just want to watch Demolition Man again...

    Even though it's the crappiest film known to Man?


    What does Wesley Snipes do now anyway.:pac:


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    the evasion_kid
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    Firefox11 wrote: »
    Even though it's the crappiest film known to Man?


    What does Wesley Snipes do now anyway.:pac:

    Kills vampires


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    #29
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    Avoid paying his taxes.


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    Custardpi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Firefox11 wrote: »
    Even though it's the crappiest film known to Man?

    You've led an extremely privileged & sheltered existence if you think Demolition Man is the crappiest film known to man. It's no masterpiece but it's fun to watch & there's far worse out there.


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    sheesh
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    Links234 wrote: »
    Delimunate

    ow my toe! Illuminate!


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