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If you could be in.a long term.relationship with any animal, what would it be and why

  • 02-03-2015 2:12pm
    #1
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭


    For me,it would be a parrot.

    You can talk to it,they get to.know you and they are loyal.


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  • #2
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    This thread is going places :)


  • #3
    gazzamc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭gazzamc


    I'm not into bestiality, but to each their own i guess.


  • #4
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Well, it has to be sheep.


  • #5
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Awaits input (hehe) from Sheep Lover.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Probably a lioness

    Nala was absolutely sex-on-legs

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/the-sexy-look-Nala-gives-Simba-after-she-licks-him/127071157314246


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  • #7
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    A fox!
    Once you marry it, it turns into a dog though..


  • #8
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    A navel Orange, in the fast lane.


  • #9
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    A cat so I can make that mother****er meoooow


  • #10
    Skullface McGubbin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭Skullface McGubbin


    Yor Ma!


  • #11
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    My pug :) Our babies would be adorable!


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  • #12
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    A penguin. Penguins mate for life & are petty snappy dressers.


  • #13
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    My pug :) Our babies would be adorable!

    Ewwwwww


  • #14
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    A pig, they'd bring home the bacon.


  • #15
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Cormac... wrote: »
    This thread is going places :)

    You're still here? :pac:


  • #16
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Never really thought about it but I suppose a good looking Orangutan if I had to or one of those chimps with the bulbous arse.


  • #17
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Sinister Kid wrote: »
    A penguin. Penguins mate for life & are petty snappy dressers.

    Awh I love penguins, mine would have to be a penguin too! <3


  • #18
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    You're still here? :pac:

    I between infractions and moments of sanity


  • #19
    floggg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭floggg


    A homo sapien?

    I'm freaky like that.


  • #20
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    What in the world... ?


  • #21
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    That's enough Boards for today.


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  • #22
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    An albatross they're faithful for life.


  • #23
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭CFlat


    Pussy Cat......Deely.


  • #24
    seenitall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭seenitall


    irish_goat wrote: »
    That's enough Boards for today.

    I sympathise. Must be kind of a scary thread for you. :(


  • #25
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    My dog...i just neutered her

    Wink


  • #26
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    an elephant


  • #27
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Probably a horse. They're sensible, intelligent creatures so it would make for a stable relationship.


  • #28
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Probably a horse. They're sensible, intelligent creatures so it would make for a stable relationship.


    Always up for the ride as well.


  • #29
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Some sort of party animal for me, pixie lott maybe:D


  • #30
    yumyum10
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31 ✭yumyum10


    Anything that hibernates for six months or longer so I won't have to listen to them bitch and moan. Would be a nice break.


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  • #31
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    A duck. I'd imagine they'd be great quack.


  • #32
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Always up for the ride as well.

    Usually but not always, one has to be respectful. Neigh means neigh & all that.


  • #33
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Awh I love penguins, mine would have to be a penguin too! <3

    Honestly could you deal with the whole long distance thing and them gone 4 months of the year to sort out food lack of child care facilities, not both of you able to work...... its a big commitment for life? have you thought about it properly?


  • #34
    CFlat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭CFlat


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Usually but not always, one has to be respectful. Neigh means neigh & all that.

    I know that feeling. My one is always trotting that out when she has a headache.


  • #35
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Usually but not always, one has to be respectful. Neigh means neigh & all that.

    As long as you are her mane man and don't foal around, you shouldn't be left out in the colt.


  • #36
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    A gay fish.


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  • #37
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Honey badger. The angry sex would be incredible.


  • #38
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Have you ever shoed a horse?







    No,me neither but I told a donkey to fcuk off.


  • #39
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    The arse of a well toned sheep is a lovely place to be


  • #40
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Cormac... wrote: »
    This thread is going places :)

    On to a State watchlist I'd imagine.


  • #41
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Tigress, I would like to be with someone beautiful at least for a bit, before I get eaten alive, as most women do anyway. :pac:


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  • #42
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Anyone want to see op banging a parrot. I'm game for a laugh.


  • #43
    Littlekittylou
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    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    For me,it would be a parrot.

    You can talk to it,they get to.know you and they are loyal.
    Human?

    OK I will play.

    A dog or a cat...easy to keep and both loyal.

    I am a foxy kitty lioness.

    A kind Human though.


  • #44
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    A cat, they're easy going and low maintenance.


  • #45
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    I asked my sisters gay friend this last night, without blinking she said "A kangaroo cos I like to be bounced on!"


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