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What if you weren't a navel orange

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  • 02-03-2015 11:30am
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    Slideways
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    Picture the scene. You're an orange and you get chatting to the other oranges in the fruit and veg section and you realise there's an orange totally superior to you in every way.

    Tasty, easily peeled and no pips. How devastated would you feel?

    People of After Hours, what other products have a vastly superior rival that just trumps all others in its class trampling on the self esteem of its competitors and leaving them feeling like the second class citizens they are?


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    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    I'd still drive in the middle lane.


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    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I want what your smoking


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    kneemos
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    Some Bananas are thicker and longer than the others.
    I'm sure there's talking and pointing going in.


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    hollster2
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    I find your post very apeeling
    it's got a kind of zestiness to it :D


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    StewartGriffin
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    Slideways wrote: »
    Picture the scene. You're an orange and you get chatting to the other oranges in the fruit and veg section and you realise there's an orange totally superior to you in every way.

    Tasty, easily peeled and no pips. How devastated would you feel?

    People of After Hours, what other products have a vastly superior rival that just trumps all others in its class trampling on the self esteem of its competitors and leaving them feeling like the second class citizens they are?

    If I was an orange, and you were an orange, I doubt we would grade ourselves by how edible we are. It's my utterly massive PIPS that would have the rest of you fruits peeling yourselves with envy.


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    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    I've driven other marques in my time, but have yet to find anything that beats a BMW. It's that mix of build quality, performance, comfort and technology that make them so enjoyable to drive. The cabin design is incredible and everything smacks of quality and good German engineering.


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    libelula
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    Jesus.
    Lay off the birdseed Slideways!


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    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Aeros without mint.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Thinly veiled, I have a small cock thead...


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    LizT
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    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Aeros without mint.

    I've never understood people who buy the plain aero. The mint one is way nicer.


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    the evasion_kid
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    The penalli......no ordinary pen

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My6z0OhS5Hg


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    [Deleted User]
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    The green Balisto is so much better than the yellow one.


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    [Deleted User]
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    LizT wrote: »
    I've never understood people who buy the plain aero. The mint one is way nicer.

    Get a square of normal aero, put it on your tongue, take a sup of hot tea, hold the tea in your mouth and push the chocolate up to the roof of your mouth. The bubbles will burst and melt all over your tongue.

    mmmmmmm

    doesn't work as well with the mint.


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I once ate a juicy grape...completely pointless I know but so is the OP's post.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    I once ate a juicy grape...completely pointless I know but so is the OP's post.

    Seedless?


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    SeanW
    Registered Users Posts: 8,786 ✭✭✭SeanW


    Slideways wrote: »
    Picture the scene. You're an orange and you get chatting to the other oranges in the fruit and veg section and you realise there's an orange totally superior to you in every way.

    Tasty, easily peeled and no pips. How devastated would you feel?

    People of After Hours, what other products have a vastly superior rival that just trumps all others in its class trampling on the self esteem of its competitors and leaving them feeling like the second class citizens they are?
    Duuuuuuude! Smoking some nice weed? :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    The green Balisto is so much better than the yellow one.

    I thought that the reason they got rid of balistos was because I was the only person on the planet who liked them.

    god I've love a balisto and a cuppa now.


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    Peregrine
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    doesn't work as well with the mint.

    Does too!


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    kneemos
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Seedless?

    Pointless.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Nim wrote: »
    Does too!

    you're WRONG

    it doesn't melt the same.

    WRONG.


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    Peregrine
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    you're WRONG

    it doesn't melt the same.

    WRONG.

    Nuh uh!

    *flips table*


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    #23
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    I'm a potato. Come check me out.


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    efb
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    I'm a butternut squash


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    [Deleted User]
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Pointless.

    So a red one, try the green next time. Just like with Balistos they are far superior.


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    [Deleted User]
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    What's a ballisto?


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    kneemos
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    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    What's a ballisto?

    A disgusting sticky toffee,biscuit and chocolate bar.


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    [Deleted User]
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    kneemos wrote: »
    A disgusting sticky toffee,biscuit and chocolate bar.

    No it's not :confused:

    It's a kind of chocolate covered cereal bar type thingy.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    What's a ballisto?

    It's Italian for little balls. Like piccolo is *wiggles pinky*


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    #30
    kneemos
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    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    What's a ballisto?

    This.


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Seedless?

    It was after I removed them.


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