What if you weren't a navel orange

Slideways

Picture the scene. You're an orange and you get chatting to the other oranges in the fruit and veg section and you realise there's an orange totally superior to you in every way.

Tasty, easily peeled and no pips. How devastated would you feel?

People of After Hours, what other products have a vastly superior rival that just trumps all others in its class trampling on the self esteem of its competitors and leaving them feeling like the second class citizens they are?

Buona Fortuna

I'd still drive in the middle lane.

jamesbere

I want what your smoking

kneemos

Some Bananas are thicker and longer than the others.
I'm sure there's talking and pointing going in.

hollster2

I find your post very apeeling
it's got a kind of zestiness to it

StewartGriffin

Slideways wrote: »

Picture the scene. You're an orange and you get chatting to the other oranges in the fruit and veg section and you realise there's an orange totally superior to you in every way.

Tasty, easily peeled and no pips. How devastated would you feel?

People of After Hours, what other products have a vastly superior rival that just trumps all others in its class trampling on the self esteem of its competitors and leaving them feeling like the second class citizens they are?

If I was an orange, and you were an orange, I doubt we would grade ourselves by how edible we are. It's my utterly massive PIPS that would have the rest of you fruits peeling yourselves with envy.

Aongus Von Bismarck

I've driven other marques in my time, but have yet to find anything that beats a BMW. It's that mix of build quality, performance, comfort and technology that make them so enjoyable to drive. The cabin design is incredible and everything smacks of quality and good German engineering.

libelula

Jesus.
Lay off the birdseed Slideways!

Mint Aero

Aeros without mint.

mad muffin

Thinly veiled, I have a small cock thead...

LizT

Mint Aero wrote: »

Aeros without mint.

I've never understood people who buy the plain aero. The mint one is way nicer.

the evasion_kid

The penalli......no ordinary pen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My6z0OhS5Hg

The green Balisto is so much better than the yellow one.

LizT

LizT wrote: »

I've never understood people who buy the plain aero. The mint one is way nicer.

Get a square of normal aero, put it on your tongue, take a sup of hot tea, hold the tea in your mouth and push the chocolate up to the roof of your mouth. The bubbles will burst and melt all over your tongue.

mmmmmmm

doesn't work as well with the mint.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I once ate a juicy grape...completely pointless I know but so is the OP's post.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

I once ate a juicy grape...completely pointless I know but so is the OP's post.

Seedless?

SeanW

Slideways wrote: »

Picture the scene. You're an orange and you get chatting to the other oranges in the fruit and veg section and you realise there's an orange totally superior to you in every way.

Tasty, easily peeled and no pips. How devastated would you feel?

People of After Hours, what other products have a vastly superior rival that just trumps all others in its class trampling on the self esteem of its competitors and leaving them feeling like the second class citizens they are?

Duuuuuuude! Smoking some nice weed?

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

The green Balisto is so much better than the yellow one.

I thought that the reason they got rid of balistos was because I was the only person on the planet who liked them.

god I've love a balisto and a cuppa now.

Peregrine

[Deleted User] wrote: »

doesn't work as well with the mint.

Does too!

kneemos

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Seedless?

Pointless.

Nim

Nim wrote: »

Does too!

you're WRONG

it doesn't melt the same.

WRONG.

Peregrine

[Deleted User] wrote: »

you're WRONG

it doesn't melt the same.

WRONG.

Nuh uh!

*flips table*

Adamantium

I'm a potato. Come check me out.

efb

I'm a butternut squash

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

Pointless.

So a red one, try the green next time. Just like with Balistos they are far superior.

What's a ballisto?

kneemos

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

What's a ballisto?

A disgusting sticky toffee,biscuit and chocolate bar.

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

A disgusting sticky toffee,biscuit and chocolate bar.

No it's not

It's a kind of chocolate covered cereal bar type thingy.

mad muffin

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

What's a ballisto?

It's Italian for little balls. Like piccolo is *wiggles pinky*

kneemos

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

What's a ballisto?

This.

Cee-Jay-Cee

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Seedless?

It was after I removed them.

Renegade Mechanic

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I've driven other marques in my time, but have yet to find anything that beats a BMW. It's that mix of build quality, performance, comfort and technology that make them so enjoyable to drive. The cabin design is incredible and everything smacks of quality and good German engineering.

Good Lord... 'I drive a Bee Em Double-You.
You drive an over priced, over complicated, over played faux-wealth mobile.

They're a nice car, no doubt. Over engineering everything is bound to eventually result in a nice car in the same way that a collection of monkeys, armed with typewriters will eventually write Hamlet. They are indeed, a classy car but have been utterly destroyed, image wise, by the middle class, faux snobbery that avails of their second hand value.

New, they're the kind of car that lose so much value, you can literally smell burning money when you turn the key for the first time. As a result, these middle class, pseudo snobs, who think people are still impressed with a propeller badge, can afford them after three or four years.

The only classy beamer drivers left, are beamer drivers who don't let you know they own one. Drivers who only say so, as the subject drifts subtley into conversation, unlike what your post attempted.

A car that generally costs around the 50 grand mark and only comes with a 2 Year warranty is not that impressive. Even Audis are Jumped up Volkswagens and their interiors are far nicer places to be.

Bees are far superior to wasps.

And bonnets are far superior to baseball caps.

Reoil

I once bought a KitKat without any wafer in it. Just chocolate.
Best KitKat I ever had.

Chucken

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

What's a ballisto?

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/108238284/Balisto_Muesli_Chocolate.jpg

I want one. NOW.

Reoil

Reoil wrote: »

I once bought a KitKat without any wafer in it. Just chocolate.
Best KitKat I ever had.

I felt robbed when a similar thing happened me with a packet of peanut M&Ms.

If I'd wanted the ghastly, thirst-inducing, brown packet ones I'd have bloody well bought them!

In summery, Peanut M&Ms over the other varieties.

And yes, I am including the peanut butter flavour in that. I know, I know, they are delicious but it's tough going to finish a big bag of them.

Reoil

Deleted User wrote: »

And yes, I am including the peanut butter flavour in that. I know, I know, they are delicious but it's tough going to finish a big bag of them.

I have never tasted peanut butter. Ever.

Slideways

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Bees are far superior to wasps.

And bonnets are far superior to baseball caps.

And beetle bonnets trump all other bonnets... :cool:

play4fun1

wait did you know about The Garlic - not only it's pre sliced , but pre packed by nature it self .
Beat that orange

jimgoose

I would point at this orange, laugh and go "Ner-Ner!!" because he is clearly a genetically-engineered freakazoid, like David Hasselhoff.

Reoil

Reoil wrote: »

I have never tasted peanut butter. Ever.

I wouldn't be a fan of the spread, smooth or chunky, but when its in an M&Ms is exquisite.

Still, the peanut M&M trumps all.

Earthhorse

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I've driven other marques in my time, but have yet to find anything that beats a BMW. It's that mix of build quality, performance, comfort and technology that make them so enjoyable to drive. The cabin design is incredible and everything smacks of quality and good German engineering.

Every day you sound more and more like a bot.