Worst Juice Ever

dball

I thought with all the talk of the nicest juices and the best devices it might be a time for a worst juice ever thread.
I dont want to rain on anyone's parade - we all know the taste of juice is subjective and one persons poison is someone's pleasure
Ill start off with this bottle of Dea Hazelnut juice i once bought thinking the idea of a nice nut flavour could be a good vape

Well the moment i took it out of the bottle and got a smell of it i had it straight away put into an air tight container and it was gotten rid of a few weeks later - i cant remember what i did with it but the smell of it still haunts me to today!
I never got to taste it and i still think that a nutty juice might be a nice thing but the smell was atrocious
The thoughts of anything nutty flavored is going to be a hard sell if I'm ever in a juice bar

anyone else?

Gez69

I tried a few Ovale flavours recently out of curiosity, fruity flavoured ones, they did nothing for me, but what was truly horrible was the coffee flavoured one. Cappacino I think it was. YUK! The nice lady behind the counter said it was just like real coffee. I couldn't help but think, well, why not just have a cup of coffee then?

I'm sticking to tobacco flavours.

Plascebo

Recently bought 100 ml of Hangsen gold and silver. Absolutely terrible. Smell, taste and aftertaste were sickly sweet. Actually vomited after vaping.

callumsdad

Vaping dog salvation..Terrible..

accaguest

Dekang Pina Colada. €2 for 10ml. Fcuking rip off.

LazyPicti

Vapeabox juice, got it in there monthly sub's box.Tasted like flavored chemicals, like eating a car air freshener and i had 100ml of the stuff! all different flavors all disgusting.Reminded me of a time when i downed half a bottle of Old Spice (i was a kid lol)

EGriff

Hangsen red cola. Really bad chemical taste, awful stuff. Their mint strawberry and orange were pretty nice though.

moonboy52

Fierce Red Eye (sweet strawberry flavor with a sour twist) - SnG from Cloudhouse

The only other juice apart from a Tobacco i have gawked with.

It may need steeping, but i can't get any strawberry from it just a hot pepper-y taste

Thecageyone

Good thread!

I heard of a Crab juice - never had the misfortune to try it, thankfully! But I remember the buzz around it at the time, all the youtube vapers being dared to try it and post the vids some of them almost puking after trying, lots of dry gagging

I've had some stinkers along the way. I know in the early days for me vaping personally, I hadn't a clue about steeping juices, especially darker and/or tobacco based ones, but even after time some of them were still rank.

There was Trip hammer's Napoleon menthol - which was supposedly a tobacco, brandy, menthol juice. When I opened the bottle I got the smell of .... well, piss! it smelled like urine! no kidding. I let it steep, I had at least thought of that, with the cap off, in a dark press for a few days ... and checked back. By then it smelled a tiny bit better, like a menthol piss! the taste matched too. Now I had tried many trip hammer juices at the time and they were all grand, just this one in particular was vile to me. After another week of steeping it improved slightly, and I got that apparent brandy tobacco menthol, but that pissy taste was still present, so I just chucked it.

An odd one I remember is a mint choc chip ice cream, from Alchemist chemist. The first bottle I got was great! It was exactly as it sounded, but it was a bit of a scary liquid even at that, as it was jet black! I got through that bottle and ordered a second just before it finished. Something had gone wrong, it wasn't the same, it looked the same, still a black juice ... but the taste was different, nowhere near as pleasant ... and about halfway through a tank I started to feel real nauseous. I stupidly ignored this, thinking maybe it was something I ate, then 10 minutes later I was running to the bog! Spewed up some watery gunk!! and felt dizzy for about half hour after. And for about a month after I couldn't stand the smell of mint choc. Still haven't touched an e-juice that flavour since.

I must add that both of those were about 2 years ago, when companies were still experimenting with mixing flavours. Sometimes they just got it wrong. They never warned you to steep or anything like that and often you didn't even know what the PG/VG ratio was. And I wonder was the suggested nic level even correct at the time. Things have improved immensely in that respect.

I'm sure I'll think of some more

SMJSF

VIP.... I ended up stupidly wasting my 7Euro on utter crap one day when I forgot my vaping dog menthol bottle to college.... dear god the stuff is awful... I got triple mint, and it might as well been "sweetened shíte" on the label. Had to get a new clearomiser after using VIP because it was all I could taste and smell!

& +1 to hansen cola being awful too, and had a bad reaction to it!

Celly Smunt

Well this is going to be controversial.

Five pawns gambit. It tasted nothing as described, not matter what tank it went in or dripper it tasted like burned bread mixed with the breath of a dog. Maybe a bad bottle, but that bottle soon found its way into depths of hell (my bin)

Didihno

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Well this is going to be controversial.

Five pawns gambit. It tasted nothing as described, not matter what tank it went in or dripper it tasted like burned bread mixed with the breath of a dog. Maybe a bad bottle, but that bottle soon found its way into depths of hell (my bin)

I quite like the gambit, but I agree its nothing like the hallowed description. Similarly the Castle Long. Massively overrated and overpriced juices IMO, I'll never buy again.

Trond

dball wrote: »

I thought with all the talk of the nicest juices and the best devices it might be a time for a worst juice ever thread.
I dont want to rain on anyone's parade - we all know the taste of juice is subjective and one persons poison is someone's pleasure
Ill start off with this bottle of Dea Hazelnut juice i once bought thinking the idea of a nice nut flavour could be a good vape

Well the moment i took it out of the bottle and got a smell of it i had it straight away put into an air tight container and it was gotten rid of a few weeks later - i cant remember what i did with it but the smell of it still haunts me to today!
I never got to taste it and i still think that a nutty juice might be a nice thing but the smell was atrocious
The thoughts of anything nutty flavored is going to be a hard sell if I'm ever in a juice bar

anyone else?

Thats one of my favouite juices :mad:;)

charlietheminxx

T Juice mentice. I was expecting a lovely rich menthol.... Instead it smelled and tasted like a bad lamb curry

Trond

Just remembered this one, absolutely rotten.

http://cloudhousevapor.com/SnG-Vapor-Honky-Tonk.html

I think dball and me actually agree on this one!!!!!

Didihno

Mom and Pops Peanut Buttercup. Tastes like very dark chocolate (which I like to eat but not vape).
Its supposed to be Reeses Pieces, nope.

Dan Jaman

Bandi from cheap'n crapful Easy juices.
I think it was supposed to be a play on Brandy, but was more like a burning elastic band.
Utterly awful.

RIchieNouveau

The next person I pass on some juice is getting it on the condition that they try the Hangsen Irish Cream I'm going to put in the pack against their will. Vomit. No joke. Possibly vomit after too much Baileys but it's deffo sick flavoured.

macker33

accaguest wrote: »

Dekang Pina Colada. €2 for 10ml. Fcuking rip off.

and i liked that, could really get the coconut

jamesbondings

vaporcraze their vanilla is gak and their whiskey is also ****e......their blueberry is lovely though