Why Are So Many Rugby Terms Confused With Sex Acts?

BallHandling Hooker

It's seems like there are loads. Even ones that the lads at balls missed in that hilarious video. How many can you think of?

Dravokivich

Well just so I don't risk repeating any you know already... what are you actually talking about?

BallHandling Hooker

The idea was sparked by that video on balls.ie where they asked people if something was a rugby term or sex act.

Quint2010

Box kicking always seemed a particularly cruel turn of phrase to me...

Zzippy

Had to check when the OP registered to see was the username picked for this thread...

19543261

This thread has the potential to be funny.

Continue.

Swiwi.

That move from the 60s "Willie away". Named after Wilson Whineray IIRC but could easily pass for the title of a "libertine" novel or film...

DDC1990

For clarification, this is the video the OP references.

Quite funny, especially the dirty auld fella, who thinks (pretends to think) they are all sex acts.

shuffol

Stick it up the jumper

Quint2010

High tackle...

Doubling up in the tackle or double teaming as they call it in Munster.

.ak

Choke tackle - very 50 shades...

Quint2010

Loose head,
tight head,
maul,
over the top,
on the wrong side,
grubber,
out the back door,
between the legs,
hooker...
forward pass..
crooked in...

Quint2010

Quint2010 wrote: »

Loose head,
tight head,
maul,
over the top,
on the wrong side,
grubber,
out the back door,
between the legs,
hooker...
forward pass..
crooked in...

Rusty Trombone

Quint2010

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Rusty Trombone

Didnt he play for Young Munster back in the 50's?

thelad95

Up and under.
Straight into touch.
Between the sticks.
A put in.
A clear out.
Johnny Sexton.

Quint2010

thelad95 wrote: »

Up and under.
Straight into touch.
Between the sticks.
A put in.
A clear out.
Johnny Sexton.

Touch judge.
Man in the middle..

durkadurka

Peter Winter Bottom

Zzippy

"Coming up the blindside"

"And the hooker is gone! The coach is pulling him off"

Ryle Nugent's "Tommy Boooooooooowwwwwwwwwe" like he's having an orgasm...

TopOfTheRight

He was pulled off after a blow to the head

thelad95

Crouch-touch-pause-engage!

bilston

.ak wrote: »

Choke tackle - very 50 shades...

How do you know...??!!

thediceman2011

And I always thought those posh guys were so innocent,

Swiwi.

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Rusty Trombone

And the use of this phrase on the rugby field is...

Glass Prison 1214

Andrew Hore was a(n all) black hooker.

Lu Tze

thelad95 wrote: »

Up and under.
Straight into touch.
Between the sticks.
A put in.
A clear out.
Johnny Sexton.

*Vomits*

Larbre34

Brian, whats it like having Gordon inside you?

Ermmmm......

wittycynic

Taking a man in the air

Spreading it wide

Soft hands

Fluorosilisic Frank

Andrew mehrtens loves it when Christian Cullen comes inside him

Wang King

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Doubling up in the tackle or double teaming as they call it in Munster.

Subtle

Swiwi.

Swiwi. wrote: »

And the use of this phrase on the rugby field is...

"He hit that ruck so hard he nearly gave the forward player a rusty trombone."

Heard Donal Lenihan say it before.

SaveOurLyric

Alan Quinlan saying how the French (I think) "swarm all over your balls".
Cant remember exactly if he was referring specifically to hookers or to his own balls or what. On Against The Ahead. A pre-watershed show I observe.

Quint2010

Offload..

sydthebeat

He keeps putting it in crooked. ....

BobCobb

Stay bound
Use it now
In 9
Heave!
Getting the shove on
Early engagement

:cool:

fitz

Coming in from the side.
Crossing.
2 on 1, etc...
Quick ball.
Coughing up the ball.
Against the head.

You could go on and on with it...

thelad95

An overlap.

One player playing 'inside' another.

P_1

The batsman's Holding...

oh feck wrong sport :P

Quint2010

getting wrapped up in the tackle...
One on one..
Two on one..
Three on one..
Four on one...

Quint2010

BobCobb wrote: »

Stay bound
Use it now
In 9
Heave!
Getting the shove on
Early engagement

:cool:

Pushing early...
Foot Up..

BobCobb

The ball has popped out (of the scrum)
Wrap around
Garry&Owen
Not releasing
Knockers-on

Either I've a dirty mind or this sport is filthy

Quint2010

Winning the toss...

BobCobb

Ankle tap
Coming through the middle
Blowing the whistle
Defenders beaten!

I better stop now.

Quint2010

Fifteen man game....

Tefral

Brent Pope was talking during the last Autumn internationals at half time.

"Ireland have both fingers in the Dyke!" :D:D

zzfh

kick at goal



am i doin it right??

PeteFalk78

4 pages and nobody has mentioned a "squeeze ball" yet :eek:

Quint2010

Plenty of grass on the pitch/lush surface...
Keeping it tight...

thelad95

I always thought Llanelli (pronounced Clanethly) had dirty connotations, especially when said with a Welsh accent...