most embarrassing thing thats happened to you

hank scorpio89

so a friend told me today over the weekend he brought a fine young lady back to his place after a night of drinking and in the middle of there steamy encounter he puked on her back the romantic fella he is ... and it got me thinking about the most embarrassing things that's happened to me.i think one that stands out just last year i went to my local where a friend of mine works i was sitting at the bar casually waiting for him to finish his shift so we could go get food i decided id have a pint or 2 while i waited so im chatting away casually and i felt a bit of a rumble and i needed to fart no big deal so i cocked my arse up of the seat let it rip and at that point the situation deteriorated quite rapidly .yes i had followed through in the middle of the pub now there was a few people sitting directly behind me so i got into a bit of a panick ..so after assessing the situation i decided i needed to get to the jax quite fast so i basically just stood up and walked and prayed no1 noticed anything now the place was quite empty so i was in luck ..altho when i got into the toilet and had a look in the mirror i had a massive wet patch on my jeans so cleaned myself up wasent a total right off the situation was salvageable but i couldent bare to walk back into the bar luckily my friend was off in 10 mins or so si basically had to ring him and tell him to bring my bag and jacket and meet me in another part of the building he couldent understand on the phone why i wouldent just walk back in and get my own stuff ..but when he did come out and meet me a few minutes later he looked at me and said ..you **** yourself didnt you !! i shamefully went home to shower with my hoodie tied around my waist like a child .so whats the most embarrassing thing you've done ??

Demonique

I was at a SciFi convention in Southampton recently

I closed my eyes for a few moments during the Star Trek Voyager talk and I heard one of the actors say (can't remember if it was Manu Intriyami or Robert Duncan McNeil) "there's someone asleep in the front row" and I opened my eyes to see Manu standing right in front of me with the microphone pointed towards me


So glad it didn't happen last year when they had Marina Sirtis, she doesn't like people leaving during her talks so I doubt she's appreciate someone appearing to fall asleep during one of her talks

Shat myself on the bus in 1993.

mad muffin

I shat myself on a school trip in 84

I had no idea controlling ones excretions was such a common issue on Boards

Still think the most embarrassing situation I have had remains the time that the mother of one of my gfs was over and we sent her up to retrieve something from one of the bedrooms. Told her it was in the top drawer and sent her on her way. She returned after awhile and gave me the thing she had gone for saying only "You meant the top drawer in the other bedroom then?" and that was it.

Shortly later - judging by the face on the girls - the same thought occurred to me at the same moment it succoured to them. She had clearly gone into the top drawer in the first bedroom - which is almost entirely populated with a variety of sex toys. Nothing more was said. But it remains one of those "We know she knows - she knows we know she knows - but no one is saying anything" kind of things.

Boskowski

Surely the most embarrassing thing would be to lay out your (previously) most embarrassing thing in a public forum?

Asarlai

hank scorpio89 wrote: »

so a friend told me today over the weekend he brought a fine young lady back to his place after a night of drinking and in the middle of there steamy encounter he puked on her back the romantic fella he is ... and it got me thinking about the most embarrassing things that's happened to me.i think one that stands out just last year i went to my local where a friend of mine works i was sitting at the bar casually waiting for him to finish his shift so we could go get food i decided id have a pint or 2 while i waited so im chatting away casually and i felt a bit of a rumble and i needed to fart no big deal so i cocked my arse up of the seat let it rip and at that point the situation deteriorated quite rapidly .yes i had followed through in the middle of the pub now there was a few people sitting directly behind me so i got into a bit of a panick ..so after assessing the situation i decided i needed to get to the jax quite fast so i basically just stood up and walked and prayed no1 noticed anything now the place was quite empty so i was in luck ..altho when i got into the toilet and had a look in the mirror i had a massive wet patch on my jeans so cleaned myself up wasent a total right off the situation was salvageable but i couldent bare to walk back into the bar luckily my friend was off in 10 mins or so si basically had to ring him and tell him to bring my bag and jacket and meet me in another part of the building he couldent understand on the phone why i wouldent just walk back in and get my own stuff ..but when he did come out and meet me a few minutes later he looked at me and said ..you **** yourself didnt you !! i shamefully went home to shower with my hoodie tied around my waist like a child .so whats the most embarrassing thing you've done ??

I was in primary school and we had this long composition to write. I thought mine was great, but the teacher showed it to everyone and laughed how it was all just one paragraph. Everyone made fun of me because I didn't know how to do paragraphs and called me names like "OneParagraphPat" and "FullStopFartyPants".

It was awful and I've suffered anxiety attacks ever since, and I stayed in my room for 3 and a half years after that.

uch

Omackeral wrote: »

Shat myself on the bus in 1993.

Pfffttt,, light weight, I do this every Monday after a feed of Beer sundays,

I wouldn't know where to begin.

I've chatted with people in shops when it was myself in a mirror, walked into lamposts, laughed loudly enough in my sleep on airplanes to wake everyone, apologised to shop dummies for bumping into them, had my dress blown up around my ears on a windy day as I crossed a major junction, congratulated people on pregnancies that didn't exist, complemented people on their pretty daughters who turned out to be sons, asked the hairdresser for a blow job instead of a blow dry, slept-walked in unlikely places, walked into the edge of the door as I tried to leave a room in a dramatic huff leaving myself battered looking, and drawn a silent blank when I've had to address a room of 100 people.

And more.