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Awesome crazy useless gifts

  • 17-02-2015 2:59pm
    #1
    Mr.Buzz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭


    Ive stumbled upon a bunch of these while searching for a gift for my SO on valentines, I want to share at least my top five with you. Feel free to add more :)

    1. Edible Anuses
    Costs a small fortune for 5 pieces of chocolate (art), might be a fitting fetish present for some, or if you just wanted to say someone "Eat my A**" in a nice way :)

    2. Guitar Toilet Seat
    Even the description said: With this toilet seat you’ll be making beautiful bathroom music in no time! And for the price of it I could actually buy some jewelery.

    3. Name a star
    From startlet to supernova, from 49 € to 199€ you will get a certificate that a star of your choice has been added into the international
    Celestial Star Registry     under the name Ashling Callaghan or any other name of your choice. Dont expect to read the name in a scientific journal though.

    4. Fuzzy Unicorn slippers
    They are fuzzy, pink and unicorns. What else does a girl need in life?
    Also available as owl... meh, I think I would have turned gay if I ordered those...

    5. Laser Cosmos Projector
    A perfect gift for everyone to lazy to go outside of the door and look up in the sky...


    What are the craziest gifts you found?


Comments

  • #2
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    The bother male goat that can provide milk for an African nation.


  • #3
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    The bother male goat that can provide milk for an African nation.

    he ended up in the pot


  • #4
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Tasty Tasty Goats..,,, mmmmmm

    21/25



  • #5
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I asked my girlfriend, "What do you want for your birthday?".

    She said, "Oh, something unusual and expensive that I don't really need."

    So I signed her up for chemotherapy.

    - emo philips


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