Why are you drunk right now?

Ghost Buster

Why?
Today my family went into debt with the aim of being loaded within a few years. Consoling ourselves with the ends of the Christmas booze stash.
That's our excuse.

Talib Fiasco

I may still have alcohol in my system after a ridiculously good RAG week but I am now going to stay off the sauce for a few weeks I swear.

The One Doctor

Not drunk yet, and the 7 week old sleeping behind me will never let me have more than one.

Fair enough too.

SEPT 23 1989

Melancholy and the infinite sadness

Renegade Mechanic

Because anything else is illegal.

AnonoBoy

Because you touch yourself at night.

evolving_doors

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Melancholy and the infinite sadness

So youre watching the Late Late show too eh!

Yiikes

Rag week next week. No alcohol in my system. Going buying a few"sneaky naggins" for €6 tomorrow to leave up to how the media portrays students

Zippie84

Because I'm Irish.

ArnoldJRimmer

Bank holiday weekend here in the US. Still in work, but when I do leave that'll be my excuse for getting drunk

Banjo String

Not a drop this weekend will pass my lips.

I'm missing it already though.

Karl Stein

As René Descartes said

'I drink therefore I am'.








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ratracer

Why not???

eternal

No booze here, I just talk crap sober.

Holsten

It's Friday!

anncoates

My wife bought me a rake of poncey beers as a valentines present.

She's a keeper.

The Backwards Man

I'm sober and listening to the Eagle's Greatest Hits and eating a banana.

If my 17 year old self could see me now.

Triangle

infinite melancholy and sadness....

The Peanut

My wife and kids are asleep. I'm standing outside my house looking up at the sky, basking in the self-indulgent contentment that comes with a bottle of wine.

Don't have to be up at 6 tomorrow either.

Desolation Of Smug

Because alcohol.

cocoman

I'm not as think as you drunk i am.

ArtyM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm sober and listening to the Eagle's Greatest Hits and eating a banana.

If my 17 year old self could see me now.

Ah, the good old Eagles.
They were great in Lord of the Rings.

Pinch Flat

"I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

biko

Can I still post if I am not drunk, thus refuting your "why" with a "not"?

FueledbyCoffee

I not drunk sorry can't tolerate alcohol, I have a chronic illness which requires a fair few medications and I could have one or two and be fine that night but feel like I've a hangover and the flu for a week afterwards

Sunnyisland

I not, going to have a nice cup of tea now,:-)

CJ Haughey

Makes the work day go faster.

Menas

I am having a few hours sober interlude before resuming normal service.