Lingerie Etiquette

macaedh

Going away for Valentines with gorgeous new girlfriend.She has been hinting quite provocitavely these past few days about what sexy lingerie she might wear.Now,I'm a rip it off and get right in there type of guy.I know my lady will probably take great effort and expense for the night. It just wouldnt seem appropriate ,given the effort shes going to make,for moments later it be discarded!
Any thoughts on Lingerie Etiquette?What do you ladies think?

Tilly

Do not rip it off unless you know it's from Pennys!!!!

Dravokivich

get something crotchless.

- You don't need to rip it off and can get to the action
- She's still somewhat dressed up for the occasion

win/win

Agricola

macaedh wrote: »

Now,I'm a rip it off and get right in there type of guy.

Awww, you old romantic!

whiskeyman

Lidl are doing some.
You can probably get a chainsaw / pliers etc... from the same shelf to help you getting it all off too!

:pac:

Karl Stein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnjGj3rx1N0

jamesbere

Some Thermal underwear is what you should get, she'll catch her death in lingerie

Tugboats

macaedh wrote: »

Going away for Valentines with gorgeous new girlfriend.She has been hinting quite provocitavely these past few days about what sexy lingerie she might wear.Now,I'm a rip it off and get right in there type of guy.I know my lady will probably take great effort and expense for the night. It just wouldnt seem appropriate ,given the effort shes going to make,for moments later it be discarded!
Any thoughts on Lingerie Etiquette?What do you ladies think?

Whats the point of this? Is it to rub it in the face of those of us with ugly girlfriends?

Gongoozler

I think acceptable etiquette is to make sure that you take a step back and look and appreciate it and how she looks... And then dive in.

whiskeyman

Tugboats wrote: »

Whats the point of this? Is it to rub it in the face of those of us with ugly girlfriends?

I don't mind if his gorgeous girlfriend is rubbed in my face...

jamesbere

Tugboats wrote: »

Whats the point of this? Is it to rub it in the face of those of us with ugly girlfriends?

I think we need pictures as proof

OldGoat

Etiquette is that you take your socks off first.

Wabbit Ears

whatever you do, don't laugh. Srsly, it was fcuking 12 years ago and I laugh when surprised by nice things FFS... Ill still be paying for that when Im old and dying.

bluestrattos

Tugboats wrote: »

Whats the point of this? Is it to rub it in the face of those of us with ugly girlfriends?

Some of us don't even have girlfriends at all, forget about being ugly.

I didn't even knew there was lingerie etiquette, but my reaction when I see a woman in lingerie is always similar to this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhW_mRyIYAIJnpb.jpg

RomanKnows

OldGoat wrote: »

Etiquette is that you take your socks off first.

And don't wipe your flute on the curtains afterwards.

whiskeyman

RomanKnows wrote: »

And don't wipe your flute on the curtains afterwards.

That's what the beaker on the bedside locker is for...

El Weirdo

RomanKnows wrote: »

And don't wipe your flute on the curtains afterwards.

Ah, The Zuffle.

jester77

OldGoat wrote: »

Etiquette is that you take your socks off first.

The sock gap :eek:

beks101

What's wrong with good old fashioned commando?

whiskeyman

beks101 wrote: »

What's wrong with good old fashioned commando?

Men are visual creatures.
Sometimes is nice to see the female bodily form dressed up in fancy sexytime attire.
Don't take it as an insult that we want you to 'cover up' or hide any of your bad features (which of course none of yee have!) but it just accentuates all the good points and make yee look even better!

Ctrl Alt Delete

OP I think proper etiquette is an obligatory "spiderman".

You should do that, she'll definitely appreciate that

Dog of Tears

I'm definitely partial to some sexytime lingerie on the OH.
It speaks of a promise of the delights to come.
The anticipation in unwrapping a beautiful presented gift,

Whatever you do, don't just rip it off her. Take it slowly and enjoy.

whiskeyman

Ctrl Alt Delete wrote: »

OP I think proper etiquette is an obligatory "spiderman".

Throw your sticky goo from your hand at her?




That mightn't go down as well as you'd think...

Ctrl Alt Delete

whiskeyman wrote: »

Throw your sticky goo from your hand at her?

That mightn't go down as well as you'd think...

Having thought through all the possible angles I fail to see how that could not end well and a thankful woman :P:P:P:P:P

ArtyM

To show her how impressed you are with her outfit take out your phone and simply say 'wow, the lads at work have got to see this' and take a pic.

She will swoon.

anncoates

Sadly, you missed your vocation as a copy writer for the George and Lynne strip in The Sun which always had a surfeit of the lingerie-based dilemmas that one (and one's stunnah) encounters in the course of daily life.

suicide_circus

Ctrl Alt Delete wrote: »

OP I think proper etiquette is an obligatory "spiderman".

You should do that, she'll definitely appreciate that

When doing sex with a woman, your jettisoned jittsum will rarely end up in your own hand

Dravokivich

suicide_circus wrote: »

When doing sex with a woman, your jettisoned jittsum will rarely end up in your own hand

You're doing it RIGHT!!!

Dog of Tears

Just to clarify OP.
The correct order of removal is;
1)Bra
2) Briefs

with suspender belt and stockings (and possibly heels) being left on for the duration if desired.

ScumLord

If you say it like it's spelt. Linger - e it doesn't sound like sexy stuff at all.

whiskeyman

Dog of Tears wrote: »

Just to clarify OP.
The correct order of removal is;
1)Apron
2)Bra
3) Briefs

fyp

_Kaiser_

Wabbit Ears wrote: »

whatever you do, don't laugh. Srsly, it was fcuking 12 years ago and I laugh when surprised by nice things FFS... Ill still be paying for that when Im old and dying.

In addition to that, make sure you actually notice/recognize the effort made.

Otherwise you'll hear about that for years too!

/Experience :P