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Any ideas for valentines day (or night)

  • 05-02-2015 11:12pm
    #1
    Alyx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭


    !


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  • #2
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    A catering bucket of Nutella ?


  • #3
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    !³


  • #4
    Irelandcool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭Irelandcool


    I've no valentines date so I've no idea :P


  • #5
    massy086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭massy086


    nuthing says i love you like some anal sex


  • #6
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Hire a hooker to nag me over not getting her flowers or chocolate and berate me for not making an effort for valentines day.

    You know, the girlfriend experience


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  • #7
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Hire a hooker to nag me over not getting her flowers or chocolate and berate me for not making an effort for valentines day.

    You know, the girlfriend experience

    You should PM that fella who was dating one. Might be able to get you a deal.


  • #8
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    8==D ( o )


  • #9
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I have ideas every night, not just Valentine's. Thanks for asking!


  • #10
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    True love is about building bridges.

    http://www.tog.ie/2015/01/engineers-week-bridge-building-competition-2/#more-7463


  • #11
    JaseBelleVie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Vodka is cheaper,
    Than dinner for two.


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm single quite a few years now, but keeping the head down and waiting for it to blow over used to always work for me.


  • #13
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    My only real plan for Feb 14th is to sit down, probably with some beer, and watch the Irish rugby team hammer the French into the ground.


  • #14
    harrymagina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    Kovu wrote: »
    You should PM that fella who was dating one. Might be able to get you a deal.

    Want her number? We're finished.


  • #15
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    harrymagina wrote: »
    Want her number? We're finished.

    Sure why not. Bitta girl on girl might be a good rate :D


  • #16
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    Open the card I post myself followed by pot noodles and a porno


  • #17
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    A tub of hand cream and Pornhub, night sorted


  • #18
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Any girl in a nightclub is fair game to chat up and will be approached.


  • #19
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    I'll do the usual. Pick a loving couple of my choice and break them up by sowing the seeds of discontent.
    My matchbreaking services are a source of endless pleasure.


  • #20
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    Any girl in a nightclub is fair game to chat up and will be approached.

    See you online about 11


  • #21
    Flood
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    Not doing much for valentines night. Going away up the country for a couple of days during the week instead.


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Alyx wrote: »
    !

    Is this an offer or a question?


  • #23
    John Smith II
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2 ✭John Smith II


    A meal.
    A bunch of roses.
    A box of roses.
    A box of frogs.
    A frog.
    Toad.
    Toadie from Neighbours.
    Neighbours from Hell.
    Hell.
    A bell.
    A bell pepper.

    A bell pepper. Buy her a bell pepper. Bitches LOVE bell peppers. Seriously.


  • #24
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Watch a film or something, you know celebrate 14/2 in style.

    Then get me hole :rolleyes:


  • #25
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Sit on your non wankiing hand til its numb then have a tug. While sitting in your crying chair


  • #26
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    If the dove is the bird of peace
    What is the Bord of love ?

    .
    .
    .


    Scroll down for answer











    Its Got to be the swallow


  • #27
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    we are off out to a favoured restaurant on the 13th, sleep in on the 14th then a bit of shopping, favourite takeaway and relax at home for the evening :)


  • #28
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    btw he's getting his Valentines this weekend, breakfast, massage and facial :)


  • #29
    Shurimgreat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Sit on your non wankiing hand til its numb then have a tug. While sitting in your crying chair

    Ok I laughed at this but then I thought, why sit on his non **** hand?


  • #30
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    You shay it besht, when you nuthin at allllllllll!


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  • #31
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Stheno wrote: »
    btw he's getting his Valentines this weekend, breakfast, massage and facial :)

    Heh heh heh....


  • #32
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Tugboats wrote: »
    See you online about 11

    Probably. Who goes into a club before 1?


  • #33
    CJ Haughey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭CJ Haughey


    Dinner and a bit or riding and catch up on Gold Rush on sky. That sky plus is handy.


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ignore it. Just like I ignore Christmas. Easter. Birthdays. Anniversaries. The whole Lot. Ignore them all - thats my advice :)


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