Lets create a chocolate bar

Specialun

Haribo jellys in choc


Jacobs cream crackers in choc

berger89

Swiss Roll covered in soft caramel, with/out crispy coating

nom

kneemos

Chicken nugget and Hazelnut chocolate balls.

The Backwards Man

A rich tea biscuit with no chocolate on it.

Birneybau

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A rich tea biscuit with no chocolate on it.

A rich tea biscuit so.

I've tried a dark chocolate and sea salt bar before, can't remember the brand but it was fecking gorgeous.

So, Tayto ready salted chocolate bar.

boobar

Five fingered kit kat....

Twix with 3 chocolate fingers

4 foot toblerone

Quadruple decker.. Like a double decker you know

HugsiePie

Oreo cookies in nutella in side a milka bar sprinkled with bournville with clumps of toblerone....mmmmm diabetes

kneemos

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A rich tea biscuit with no chocolate on it.

A poor tea biscuit?

Dolbert

Peanut butter, salted caramel and shortbread, covered in milk chocolate

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Specialun

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A rich tea biscuit with no chocolate on it.

Hmmmm...not too sure if you got the thread

hoodwinked

do your own research Cadbury's!

jeez it's lazier and lazier ye are getting.... first roses, then creme eggs, now this :rolleyes:

Birneybau

boobar wrote: »

Five fingered kit kat....

Twix with 3 chocolate fingers

4 foot toblerone

Quadruple decker.. Like a double decker you know

Not Double Double Decker?

kneemos

Tayto chocolate bar.

darlenmol

Nitroglycerine Fizz Whizz

Birneybau

A full size Snack bar, the chunky one. Oh yeah!

Gummy Panda

It must have peanut butter!!

Specialun

Birneybau wrote: »

Not Double Double Decker?

Would that be a quadruple decker

cathalfallon

Banana and coconut flavour!

Peregrine

HugsiePie wrote: »

Oreo cookies in nutella in side a milka bar sprinkled with bournville with clumps of toblerone....mmmmm diabetes

berger89

darlenmol wrote: »

Nitroglycerine Fizz Whizz

Ah, similar to the glucosefructoseaspartamesucrose bar?!

HugsiePie

Nim wrote: »

Hmmm, fattening..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81c3-bN4GXc

Birneybau

Specialun wrote: »

Would that be a quadruple decker

That's what he said.

Archeron

Cadbury codliverello. Like caramello but with delicious cod liver oil instead.

The Backwards Man

Specialun wrote: »

Hmmmm...not too sure if you got the thread

Yeah, the problem with most chocolate bars is they are not aimed at people that don't like chocolate.

I'm thinking outside the box here.

SEPT 23 1989

A european lesbian floorshow drowning in Milka chocolate

dmc17

The Backwards Man wrote: »

A rich tea biscuit with no chocolate on it.

How about a rich tea biscuit filled with tea leaves?

Birneybau

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah, the problem with most chocolate bars is they are not aimed at people that don't like chocolate.

I'm thinking outside the box here.

A rich tea biscuit generally doesn't have chocolate on it though.

Teyla Emmagan

A chocolate bar that just has chocolate in it.

The price of cocoa is now so high every bar we have is either smaller, or filled with rubbish, like crisps or biscuits. See the new Roses boxes etc, they're all fondant now, with less actual chocolate.

And proper milk chocolate. I think in the EU 'chocolate' has to have about 20% cocoa solids, and in the US it's 10% (say). Which is why the US stuff tastes so bad.

berger89

Birneybau wrote: »

A rich tea biscuit generally doesn't have chocolate on it though.

You can get ones with choc on it

http://kellys-expat-shopping.nl/files/2013/06/cadbury-rich-tea.jpg

The other fella

Specialun wrote: »

Haribo jellys in choc


Jacobs cream crackers in choc

Have you seen those Cadbury celebration bars? They have jellys in them similar to haribo.And marshmallows and those space rock things that pop in your mouth.Top quality!

kneemos

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

A chocolate bar that just has chocolate in it.

The price of cocoa is now so high every bar we have is either smaller, or filled with rubbish, like crisps or biscuits. See the new Roses boxes etc, they're all fondant now, with less actual chocolate.

And proper milk chocolate. I think in the EU 'chocolate' has to have about 20% cocoa solids, and in the US it's 10% (say). Which is why the US stuff tastes so bad.

Huge bars in Aldi/Lidl for about the same price of a manky Cadburys "milk" chocolate bar.

fussyonion

Coffee chocolate bar: coffee flavoured choccie layer sandwiched between two Aero-style bubbles, drenched in Baileys flavour chocolate.

The Backwards Man

fussyonion wrote: »

Coffee chocolate bar: coffee flavoured choccie layer sandwiched between two Aero-style bubbles, drenched in Baileys flavour chocolate.

At least you'd be sure no one would steal a square from you.:p

Bleugh!

sashafierce

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fussyonion

The Backwards Man wrote: »

At least you'd be sure no one would steal a square from you.:p

Bleugh!

How DARE YOU! Coffee flavoured chocolate is delicious!

fryup

could battered mars bars be massed produced??

Teyla Emmagan

kneemos wrote: »

Huge bars in Aldi/Lidl for about the same price of a manky Cadburys "milk" chocolate bar.

Yeah, but they taste like sh*t :pac:

strobe

Peanut butter, chili, lime, and white chocolate chocolate, poured over a digestive biscuit inner layer, that's veined with vanilla caramel streaks dotted intermittantly with pink and white marshmallow, all inside a butterscotch fudge casing.

Birneybau

fryup wrote: »

could battered mars bars be massed produced??

Well, yeah.

The Th!ng

Flake + Crunchie + Skittles = Flunkle