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School toilets with no stalls

  • 01-02-2015 11:20pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭


    Alot of school toilets in china have no stalls or doors. Imagine how you would feel taking a ****e in front of your schoolmates ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'd be morto for two reasons

    1) I'm not in China

    2) I'm in my mid 30s


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Id be scared sh1tless by the thought of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    You forgot the fact of squatting over a hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Could have good shîtting competitions.

    Who can shît the longest, fattest, loudest splash etc...

    Be great fun altogether!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    xMallx wrote: »
    Alot of school toilets in china have no stalls or doors. Imagine how you would feel taking a ****e in front of your schoolmates ?


    Does this keep you awake at night?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    I worked with a lad who went to a school somewhere in Wexford. As a result of the boys damaging the doors of the toilets, the principal had the doors taken off and kept in his office. When a fella had to use the toilets, he went to the office and signed out the door and signed it back in on his return. The doors were lifted on/off some simple hold latch.

    The chap swears this was true. Can you imagine having a dose of diarrhoea? Mortifying for lads in secondary school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭circadian


    You forgot the fact of squatting over a hole.

    This. Although I'll say it is more effective than a regular toilet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    They all look the same anyway. The toilets, I mean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Great bunch of jacks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,572 ✭✭✭Squeeonline


    Sensationalist headline, teasing about a lack of funding for schools in vulnerable areas in Ireland.



    China.


    P1ss off OP.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Ne'er mind China, some places in civilised westernised USA have the same get up. Yack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭supersean1999


    Some public bus/ train stations have a line of squating pans in china too. Lad i know was telling me. I asked what he done. He said he s**h and then he left. No drama


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Some public bus/ train stations have a line of squating pans in china too.
    I was at a train station in France that had a squat hole in the toilets. Luckily I was on the way out of the country and could simply hold it until I got to a civilised country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭supersean1999


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I was at a train station in France that had a squat hole in the toilets. Luckily I was on the way out of the country and could simply hold it until I got to a civilised country.

    Im guessing you are made of solid stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,572 ✭✭✭Squeeonline


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I was at a train station in France that had a squat hole in the toilets. Luckily I was on the way out of the country and could simply hold it until I got to a civilised country.


    Same experience from an airport in Italy. An airport, in a supposedly civilised european country, with a glorified hole in the ground.

    I too, waited.


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I was at a train station in France that had a squat hole in the toilets. Luckily I was on the way out of the country and could simply hold it until I got to a civilised country.

    You mean you didn't go while you were on the train?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Sensationalist headline, teasing about a lack of funding for schools in vulnerable areas in Ireland.



    China.


    P1ss off OP.

    Does anybody have the faintest idea what this post is about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭stevedublin


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Ne'er mind China, some places in civilised westernised USA have the same get up. Yack.

    where in USA?
    (outside of Amish areas)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I was at a train station in France that had a squat hole in the toilets. Luckily I was on the way out of the country and could simply hold it until I got to a civilised country.

    Turkish Toilet.

    You were in the wrong room.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,618 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Same experience from an airport in Italy. An airport, in a supposedly civilised european country, with a glorified hole in the ground.

    I too, waited.

    Squatting is supposedly an excellent and natural way of evacuating the Bowels. Aiming might take practice I'd imagine,probably what the hose pipe is for.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Id be scared sh1tless by the thought of it

    Good for the constipation that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    To cut down on bullying a lot of schools in England have redesigned their toilets so that the stalls are directly off the corridor and the sinks and mirrors are along the hallways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Egginacup wrote: »
    You mean you didn't go while you were on the train?
    There was no toilet on the train, I would have had to poo into my hand and throw it out those little windows.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭RomanKnows


    I was in Beijing before the Olympics back in 08 and was touring around some of the hutongs, when I got an incredible need to find a jacks quickly. The decision to have a hotpot the night before wasn't a wise one. Public conveniences are easy to find in China, so I headed into one knowing that the levels of hygiene might not be great. Little did I know of the unimaginable horrors that awaited me.
    It quickly became apparent that I would be squatting. What also dawned on me was that I would be squatting over a type of communal trough. What has haunted my dreams to this day though was the sight of an elderly Chinese man squatting over the trough, letting off a huge fart, before squirting out pints of foul smelling and watery scutter. Scutter that was moving slowly down the trough towards me. The stench and incredible desire to get sick mixed with the realisation that I really had to use the toilet while he stared at me in bemusement.
    Traumatised for weeks afterwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭franer1970


    Toilet stalls in supposedly civilised USA are barely there at the best of times - bottoms are way off the floor, tops easily over-looked by the moderately tall, big gaps between the panels sometimes too.
    George had something to say about it in Seinfeld:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwswEVDAlU


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    Save a fortune on bog roll and water......many would have their dump at home!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    Luke92 wrote: »
    Could have good shîtting competitions.

    Who can shît the longest, fattest, loudest splash etc...

    Be great fun altogether!

    You could pay BattleShits :D





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭circadian


    Shinjuku subway station.

    Runny turds everywhere, clearly where all the businessmen go after a boozy night.

    Worst squat toilets I have ever seen. Totally shellshocked considering it's the nation of heated toilet seats that greets you with a little 'konnichiwa'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Eh, thread about shite. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here!


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