Undertakers assistant wanted

lulu1

Right You are unemployed or between jobs and you see this advert in the local paper. Would you apply ?? I would have to think about it.

IvySlayer

I could never replace Paul Bearer

kneemos

Depends on the perks.

Conall Cernach

kneemos wrote: »

Depends on the perks.

Usually a fair few rings and watches etc.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Nice try Mr Jobridge undertaker man.

The Moldy Gowl

Why wouldn't you??

poisonated

No. I think it would be too depressing for me.

chrysagon

would there be stiff competition for the job?...or you just filling in the time applying?

Wang King

In the immortal words of Homer J Simpson
"Mmmmm, necrophilia"

kneemos

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Why wouldn't you??

Dead and broken bodies,oozing fluids and gases.

Sunnyisland

Its not a dead end job and if you believe could be quite uplifting.

shruikan2553

The intern will receive an extra 50 euro on their social welfare payment

2+ years experience and PhD in Time Travel required

cml387

Why work in a dead end job?


I'll get me coat.

DamagedTrax

i'd probably take it for the money but it'd be the death of me.

kneemos

cml387 wrote: »

Why work in a dead end job?


I'll get me coat.

Make sure it's yours.

Dr Turk Turkelton

cml387 wrote: »

Why work in a dead end job?


I'll get me coat.

I heard it was a dying trade.

What about Kane? Keep it in the family and all. They're like the Massey Brothers them fellas.

Richard Hillman

kneemos wrote: »

Depends on the perks.

Free tickets to Wrestlemania

dirkmeister

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh Yessssssssssssssssssss

mad m

Everyone is dying to get that job.....




Shuts door behind myself!!!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

"We put the fun in fun-eral"

cml387

One of the few jobs where the customers are always dying to meet you.

Berserker

Hard to say no, if you were stuck. It is recession-proof as well.

The Diabolical Monocle

Couldn't do it. Cant hold up an act long enough in serious circumstances, the inner messer would eventually emerge and trouble would follow.

cython

realies wrote: »

Its not a dead end job and if you believe could be quite uplifting.

Could get buried under the workload though

dan1

I reckon a job like that would be dead on.

DEFTLEFTHAND

What's the money like I wonder? If the average cost of a funeral is 5,000 I wonder how much the undertaker makes after all the costs are taken out.

Take an average size country town for instance and doing 2 or 3 a week. I say there's a decent living to be made there.

CJ Haughey

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

What's the money like I wonder? If the average cost of a funeral is 5,000 I wonder how much the undertaker makes after all the costs are taken out.

Take an average size country town for instance and doing 2 or 3 a week. I say there's a decent living to be made there.

They are clearing 3 grand easy out of it, alot of it is cash too.

vienne86

Doesn't matter what is going on in the country, business keeps going.....sound.

lulu1

I wonder is there any woman undertakers in Ireland I might apply for the job seeing as the money is not bad.

honey79

lulu1 wrote: »

Right You are unemployed or between jobs and you see this advert in the local paper. Would you apply ?? I would have to think about it.

Oh Lulu I had this conversation with my family the other day after seeing an ad online just never really thought about where the staff came from kinda assumed it was a family business kind of thing

But just for the record no I didn't apply

Mesrine65

I'd jump on it, sign me up :eek:

My OH has the advanced certificate in mortuary cosmetology & she's a beauty therapist

No shortage of work & customers don't talk back (the mortuary one's that is :pac:)

Funtrepreneur

I thought he was calling it a day after wrestlemania. A sickening result might I add. Terrible way for such a legend to bow out.

FueledbyCoffee

Mesrine65 wrote: »

I'd jump on it, sign me up :eek:

My OH has the advanced certificate in mortuary cosmetology & she's a beauty therapist

No shortage of work & customers don't talk back (the mortuary one's that is :pac:)

I would actually like that job, where did she get the qualification ?

Mesrine65

FueledbyCoffee wrote: »

I would actually like that job, where did she get the qualification ?

http://www.deathcareacademy.ie/training-ireland/advance-mortuary-cosmetology-certificate/

Reoil

STOP WITH THE TERRIBLE PUNS!

FueledbyCoffee

Thanks