People who sit beside you on public transport that elbow you...

TonyStark

Discuss.

Push back!? Physically make myself into a pancake to accommodate them...

I need ideas on how to sort this. How can I get my space back..I've tried farting.

strobe

Hold their elbow gently in the hand nearest to them and smile lovingly into their eyes. Fvckers move pretty fast then.

Ruu

I always carry a shank, watch them slump to the floor.

Generic Dreadhead

Smile and pi$$ Yourself while making eye contact

Richard Hillman

When I am on the inside I stick my elbow out slightly just to let them know I am there and secure more room. One of the tricks of the trade.

slangamerican

Can't stand them, even worse if they have sat beside ya when there are empty seats...why do they do that, why!!

TonyStark

slangamerican wrote: »

Can't stand them, even worse if they have sat beside ya when there are empty seats...why do they do that, why!!

If it was a hottie then fair enough I could say...its me.

Usually its something that failed the audition for a walker in the Walking Dead... Fart might be a phermone to them....I must rethink. Though If I fart again I'm in danger of seepage.. I really don't want to clear the carriage.

RayM

You can usually prevent people from sitting beside you by smiling, staring at them and patting the seat as they approach.

TheBrinch

Start blasting out a load of kiddy disco music off the loudspeaker on your phone like all the chung ones down the back do

TonyStark

TheBrinch wrote: »

Start blasting out a load of kiddy disco music off the loudspeaker on your phone like all the chung ones down the back do

Aurally shank them basically... I like that.

mikom

TonyStark wrote: »

People who sit beside you on public transport that elbow you...

Riding on the bus with Billy and Jimmy from Double Dragon......

suicide_circus

A swift judo chop to the trachea should soon put then back in their box

Atlantic Dawn

Take out your phone and do an imaginary call to your mate discussing your recent trip to Liberia, mention that you are feeling a little temperature since you came back. You will have all the space you need after that.

fleet_admiral

Gently rub them on the thigh to let them know it didn't hurt

castletownman

I was only trying to get your attention so to regale you of stories of back in the day.

Like every stereotypical old man in the country, only a few decades too early.

porsche959

Burn them with fire.