I'm fattening myself up for my first Slimming World weigh in, 2 days to go

Shiraz 4.99

Missus has lost nearly 3 stone so she's talked me into trying it.
Seems like a mad fad to me where you're allowed eat 10 kilos of pasta but one slice of bread is pure evil but sure we'll give it a whirl.
Exercise has always been my big thing, if I get out on my bike the weight drop off so I'm more hoping for decent weather rather than a strict diet plan.

This week I've been in full De Niro Raging Bull mode trying to eat all round me for a good heavy first weigh in.
Stuffing your gob with rubbish all day long is much harder than it looks, I don't know how the real fatties do it, anyway Operation Slimming World here I come.

biko

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Shiraz 4.99

biko wrote: »

k

Special K

Dr Turk Turkelton

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

Special K

There is ten million kgs of sugar in one spoonful of special k.

Tabnabs

K elp

Tilly

Get a blog.

endacl

Dr Turk Turkelton wrote: »

There is ten million kgs of sugar in one spoonful of special k.

Jaysus! That's some size o' spoon ye have there Turk!

bodice ripper

Slimming Tip:



Pussy is calorie-free.

Gone Drinking

Only eat half the doritos in the share pack and you'll be grand

The Backwards Man

bodice ripper wrote: »

Slimming Tip:



Pussy is calorie-free.

Not if you're eating Special K out of it

If you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.

bodice ripper

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not if you're eating Special K out of it

you are doing it wrong.

Grayson

bodice ripper wrote: »

Slimming Tip:



Pussy is calorie-free.

It's like McDonalds though. two hours later you just want more.

bodice ripper

Grayson wrote: »

It's like McDonalds though. two hours later you just want more.

everybody is happy.

MistyCheese

Thanks for reminding me OP, I've pizza in the freezer. And ice cream. And chicken nuggets across the road in Aldis freezer.

Lunchtime!

keano_afc

I'm joining myself next Monday, my sister in law is a group "leader". Seems to be fairly easy to follow, and not that restrictive.

Birneybau

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

Missus has lost nearly 3 stone so she's talked me into trying it.
Seems like a mad fad to me where you're allowed eat 10 kilos of pasta but one slice of bread is pure evil but sure we'll give it a whirl.
Exercise has always been my big thing, if I get out on my bike the weight drop off so I'm more hoping for decent weather rather than a strict diet plan.

This week I've been in full De Niro Raging Bull mode trying to eat all round me for a good heavy first weigh in.
Stuffing your gob with rubbish all day long is much harder than it looks, I don't know how the real fatties do it, anyway Operation Slimming World here I come.

Doubt it.

boredatwork82

We do.it in.work, so.I always drink about 2 litres of water before 1st weigh in and gradually decrease the amount I drink before each weight. 2 litres of water is a good weight.

boredatwork82

boredatwork82 wrote: »

We do.it in.work, so.I always drink about 2 litres of water before 1st weigh in and gradually decrease the amount I drink before each weight. 2 litres of water is a good weight.

Why?

I know the OP is on a wind up, but why would you actually do that? Is there a prize involved?

kfallon

boredatwork82 wrote: »

We do.it in.work, so.I always drink about 2 litres of water before 1st weigh in and gradually decrease the amount I drink before each weight. 2 litres of water is a good weight.

I'd be pissing for the afternoon

Shiraz 4.99

Birneybau wrote: »

Doubt it.

There's an allowable limit on bread or dairy you're allowed before you loose credits.
There's no such sanction for pasta, rice, potatoes . . . I'm sure it's all backed up by science

wretcheddomain

This Slimming World and Weight Watcher's are a load of crap.

The formula is quite simple:

• Exercise for 30-40 minutes each day.
• Cut out all excessively sugary foods such as biscuits and sweets.
• Eat natural foods, while avoiding processed ones.
• Avoid excessive consumption of alcohol whenever possible.
• Avoid excessively eating out at restaurants as much as possible.
• Savagely cut down on portions of white bread, rice, potatoes and pasta.
• Eat as much green vegetables as possible.
• Learn to drink water as opposed to fizzy drinks.
• Get up as early as possible to kickstart metabolism - even at weekends.
• Cut down on consumption of red meats as much as possible.

After 4 weeks, you'll lose a sh1tload of weight.

Shiraz 4.99

Deleted User wrote: »

Why?

I know the OP is on a wind up, but why would you actually do that? Is there a prize involved?

I'll give you a wind up [shakes fist] :mad:

The missus has told me for every stone I loose she'll perform a highly intimate act upon my person so it's worth it.;)

Shiraz 4.99

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

I'll give you a wind up [shakes fist] :mad:

The missus has told me for every stone I loose she'll perform a highly intimate act upon my person so it's worth it.;)

Once again "pegging" rears its ugly head.

kfallon

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

I'll give you a wind up [shakes fist] :mad:

The missus has told me for every stone I loose she'll perform a highly intimate act upon my person so it's worth it.;)

If you lose 5 stone do you get the whole fist up 'there'?

:pac:

wilhelm roentgen

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

I'll give you a wind up [shakes fist] :mad:

The missus has told me for every stone I loose she'll perform a highly intimate act upon my person so it's worth it.;)

Eat a dick

Shiraz 4.99

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

I'll give you a wind up [shakes fist] :mad:

The missus has told me for every stone I loose she'll perform a highly intimate act upon my person so it's worth it.;)

Aw man, you have to lose weight for your missus to want to do things to you?

Ick.

Birneybau

Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »

I'll give you a wind up [shakes fist] :mad:

The missus has told me for every stone I loose she'll perform a highly intimate act upon my person so it's worth it.;)

Well, an enema will certainly make you feel lighter I suppose.

Also, I don't care if I get carded, the word is LOSE!!!!!

Generic Dreadhead

Sounds like a f**king dump idea to me OP

Wossack

dust is actually very low in fat, so you can have as much dust as you like

Capt'n Midnight

Tabnabs wrote: »

K elp

ah , the old see food diet.

cloud493

Cloud493's pro tip to losing weight - stop stuffing yourself with ****, count up at the end of each month how much you saved by not stuffing yourself, its great motivation.

Gummy Panda

It would be potential easy to cheat one of these competitions if money is involved. Bloat up and retain as much water at weigh in. As soon as weigh in done, start taking diuretics to drop water. Go on a cut for duration of competition ignoring their diet/products. Possibly throw in some black market dieting drugs.

Boom! You're cut and won the prize. It would have to be worth some money or you like trolling for the lulz

Generic Dreadhead

I'd rather by a healthy size and not bloat myself up to fat, health damaging levels, but hey-ho each to their own

Ankle weights tbh

4zn76tysfajdxp

wretcheddomain wrote: »

This Slimming World and Weight Watcher's are a load of crap.

The formula is quite simple:

• Exercise for 30-40 minutes each day.
• Cut out all excessively sugary foods such as biscuits and sweets.
• Eat natural foods, while avoiding processed ones.
• Avoid excessive consumption of alcohol whenever possible.
• Avoid excessively eating out at restaurants as much as possible.
• Savagely cut down on portions of white bread, rice, potatoes and pasta.
• Eat as much green vegetables as possible.
• Learn to drink water as opposed to fizzy drinks.
• Get up as early as possible to kickstart metabolism - even at weekends.
• Cut down on consumption of red meats as much as possible.

After 4 weeks, you'll lose a sh1tload of weight.

Ugh. Bollocks to that.

Calibos

wretcheddomain wrote: »

This Slimming World and Weight Watcher's are a load of crap.

The formula is quite simple:

• Exercise for 30-40 minutes each day.
• Cut out all excessively sugary foods such as biscuits and sweets.
• Eat natural foods, while avoiding processed ones.
• Avoid excessive consumption of alcohol whenever possible.
• Avoid excessively eating out at restaurants as much as possible.
• Savagely cut down on portions of white bread, rice, potatoes and pasta.
• Eat as much green vegetables as possible.
• Learn to drink water as opposed to fizzy drinks.
• Get up as early as possible to kickstart metabolism - even at weekends.
• Cut down on consumption of red meats as much as possible.

After 4 weeks, you'll lose a sh1tload of weight.

Did most of that.

I put on another 20lbs :rolleyes:

Wellyd

wretcheddomain wrote: »

This Slimming World and Weight Watcher's are a load of crap.

Sorry but I'm not buying that. 17 weeks on slimming world and I've lost 2 and a half stone and it probably could've been more if I'd done a jot of exercise. It's not restrictive and gives loads of options for food. Some of the 'fakeaways' are actually nicer than the real thing without the guilt. I think it's a case of don't knock it til you try it yourself.

Wellyd

Wellyd wrote: »

Sorry but I'm not buying that. 17 weeks on slimming world and I've lost 2 and a half stone and it probably could've been more if I'd done a jot of exercise. It's not restrictive and gives loads of options for food. Some of the 'fakeaways' are actually nicer than the real thing without the guilt. I think it's a case of don't knock it til you try it yourself.

I think the point wretcheddomain is making is if you do the above you won't need to try sliming world or the likes.

My problem with those kind of classes is that I know so many people who "are going back to WW/SW because it's the only thing that worked the last time". But of it worked the last time they wouldn't be going back.

That's said, if it does work for you then it's right for you.

Well done on the weight loss, 2.5 stone ain't to be sniffed at

Wellyd

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My problem with those kind of classes is that I know so many people who "are going back to WW/SW because it's the only thing that worked the last time". But of it worked the last time they wouldn't be going back.

That's said, if it does work for you then it's right for you.

Well done on the weight loss, 2.5 stone ain't to be sniffed at

I have noticed that there are quite a few people rejoining SW since I joined. But they seem to be quite laid back about whether they lose weight or not. I'm not saying I'm an angel or anything but I'm very determined to lose weight and am taking it quite seriously. To me slimming world isn't actually a diet it's a change in lifestyle. When I started 17 weeks ago I was an class 2 obese 26 year old. Now I'm already after dropping my BMI by 6 points and am down to being overweight. My asthma is virtually non existent, I've went all winter without a chest infection(last winter I had 7) and my blood pressure is now normal. On top of all of that I'm more confident and comfortable with myself.

I've found doing SW brilliant, maybe it doesn't work for everyone but it's working way better for me than any other time I tried to do it myself. The only thing I noticed was that you really have to want to do it yourself, not for anyone else.