Bumper Stickers

Spook_ie

Following on from the thread about Jesus stickers
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057366944

Are there any really funny/irritating/downright offensive bumper stickers you've seen?

I've seen a couple but they don't seem common in Ireland, so I'll start the ball rolling with a few off the web

Foxhole Norman

Coming to you from the 1.9TDi brigade

dimsumss

honk if your horney

lost your cat try looking under my wheels

They're all offensive. No sticker should be stuck on a car.

Edit: Except the boards motors one!!! Please don't ban me

colm_mcm

dimsumss wrote: »

honk if your horney

My neighbour has this on his Yaris.

:rolleyes:

Spook_ie

Snotaul Goodman wrote: »

They're all offensive. No sticker should be stuck on a car.

Edit: Except the boards motors one!!! Please don't ban me

Your worst nightmare just came true!

bazz26

Duke O Smiley

I had a Jesuit society sticker stolen from my car once, other than country identifiers when abroad I haven't had any others.

-=al=-

I like the "You shall not pass" stickers on the back of average cars. Might get one for my crappy '98 accent that lost a few horses over the years and gets angry around 100 km/h. Yer

Toyotafanboi

i often see in the work car park a 2003 Mini with this sticker on the rear window.

it's funny because they think the sticker tell's people they made a savage car purchasing decision, but anybody with a half an interest in cars knows they are actually just an idiot.

colm_mcm

Works on a classic mini.
But like the "100% GM free" you see on some classic Saabs

Voodoomelon

Apart from the never been stickers and a few other modified car decals, no one in Louth seems to have bumper stickers, you just don't see them anywhere at all.

Unless you count the Solemn Novena bad boys.

Bpmull

I passed a done up renault master a few months ago covered in stickers led lights everywhere the works and was lowered god knows why considering its a van but over each wheel arch was a sticker which said lower than your granny's....... (I'm sure you'll get the last word which was actually written on the sticker) I think there was even a picture. The whole van was just wdf.

Frynge

On a bora

"Faster than a speeding camera"

Twat

The Backwards Man

I seen one once that just said said

'YOUR TEXT HERE'

Silly eejit must have ordered a template of the net.

9935452

i like the one that says
If you can read this, that doesnt impress me, i know lots of people who can read.
A play on the if you can read this you are driving too close .

Tzardine

Sister has one on her rear window in fairly big letters

"The closer you get, the slower I'll go"

Seems to work actually.

dogmatix

A couple I spotted in the Pacific northwest circa a few years back:
1. "I'm pro-salmon, and I vote!".
2. "Truckin for Jesus".

DakarVert

Van-Atkin (Spelling?)
No smoke - No poke
Watch my fly in my TDI
Nurburgring outline
Agri-Spec (Yes seriously I'v seen it a few times!)

Seem to be the biggest trend for felters.

paulmclaughlin

No mention of this?

Tzardine

What is that stupid hand thing. See it all the time. Usually on some dirtbox Honda civic driven by Scobey Mc Scrote

ironclaw

Tzardine wrote: »

What is that stupid hand thing. See it all the time. Usually on some dirtbox Honda civic driven by Scobey Mc Scrote

NSFW but Google 'shocker' and then apply some imagination :pac: