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Why don't fat people have muscular heads?

  • 24-01-2015 11:06AM
    #1
    jacksie66
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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
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    Why don't shìt stirrers have revolving arses?


  • #3
    mad muffin
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    Because

    1. Fat people don't chew their food.

    2. They eat food that is soft.


  • #4
    jacksie66
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  • #5
    Chancer3001
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    They do have huge muscles. Ginormous jaw muscles.

    Unfortunately covered by fat though


  • #6
    punisher5112
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    Op from all the typing are your fingers fat or muscle.

    who even thinks of these things did some fat person sit on you?


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  • #7
    The Peanut
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    jacksie66 wrote: »
    Since they use their jaws to eat so very much. I would've thought being the most exercised would have given them powerful chin lines..

    Lots of less-than-thin Maoris over there in NZ. Ask some of them about their eating habits versus their body shapes and let us know how you get on.


  • #8
    MistyCheese
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    No. Not a good fat thread. See the one where the guy has gone off his girlfriend because she's put on weight. That fat thread had legs.

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057347480/2


  • #9
    seamusk84
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    They eat more like Ducks, as they tend not to chew.


  • #10
    Cookie_Dough
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    You must be bored OP...how exactly would having a strong jaw equate to a muscular head anyway. You just don't like fat people, just come out and say it.


  • #11
    Son Of A Vidic
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Why don't shìt stirrers have revolving arses?

    And that my good man, is just quality.:D


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  • #12
    Buona Fortuna
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    I have to complement Lidl on their jam donuts.

    They really are good.

    Have to get them fresh though. No good the day after.


  • #13
    Ruu
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    Are you a chubby club member, OP?


  • #14
    Annasopra
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    Dafuq

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #15
    porsche959
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    Ruu wrote: »
    Are you a chubby club member, OP?

    There'll be no name calling in this class.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iie69fW10ms


  • #16
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    :D Are these the kind of questions that keep you awake at night?


  • #17
    punisher5112
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    Your fingers are to fat please mash keypad with your palm now.


  • #18
    seamusk84
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    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Your fingers are to fat please mash keypad with your palm now.

    I wish I had my reaching broom right now....


  • #19
    Macavity.
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    I wash myself with a rag on a stick.


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